Actually, the capslock intro is hugely misleading - the tube strike disrupted the activities of the rich and famous in and around London so it's been a relatively quiet week. Also our newly promoted (huge congrats) senior entertainment reporter Mayer had a hideous dose of man-flu so he was out of newsy action.
We did get some ridiculously grainy distant pics from the Misfits season two launch though:
Jonathan Ross was hosting the event wearing an orange community service jumpsuit. At one point the lady who was signing the performance had to translate 'anal sex'. Ever curious, I asked Catriona - who was present - if she would be able to demonstrate this new-found knowledge but apparently the signing is quite convoluted so no dice. I'm currently wondering what on earth it could be but thinking that a Google search for 'anal sex sign' in the middle of a busy office could have mixed success.
Last week was altogether more successful celeb-picture wise. Chris Allen reluctantly (HAH!) trekked south of the river to film a week's worth of men wearing baby oil and not much else for the Gay Times naked photoshoot. This all meant that on Monday Chris was quite the popular puppy what with his computer hosting the play-in of five hours of nude celebrity footage.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to ponder Google search terms...