Darnell: 'There's no greed in real Heaven'

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Darnell comforted his Hell housemates after Dale shunned them by rewarding Heaven with a hamper of goodies that he could have sent to the less privileged housemates.

Some of the Hellmates went out to his cell to explain what had happened inside.

"Man, that takes the piss," said Mo, as he slumped into a nearby deckchair.

"If they wanna be greedy, that’s how they can be," reassured Darnell. "In real Heaven, there’s not greedy people."

Rachel took Dale’s decision personally as she too came to the prison to commiserate with the others who lost out.

"Does Dale hate us that much?" she asked. "No-one is that selfish."

Darnell branded the new Head of House a "dickhead", saying: "He knows how to be sneaky."