When it comes to celebrity plastic surgery, honesty is always the best policy. We prefer Dolly Parton's "it takes a lot of money to look this cheap" line to the "I haven't had anything done yet, but I wouldn't rule it out in the future" schtick that most celebs peddle. Consequently, we applaud Ashley Tisdale's decision to come clean about her recent honker job. "I'm not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done," she insists. "I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me." Surgically-enhanced stars of the world, the ball is now in your court.

10. Will Young
The pop idol is young, free and single. Hmm. Does anyone have Rupert Everett's number?

9. Geri Halliwell
Ginger apologises for quitting the Spice Girls on that black day in July '98. Geri, love, we've forgiven, but we haven't forgotten.

8. Louis Walsh
The least groomed member of the X Factor panel vows to glam himself up. We hate to break it to you, Louis, but you don't have the follicles to copy Sharon's 'do.

7. Billie Piper
Miss P admits she loves wearing a tight corset for her new costume drama. Something tells us the viewers will be reasonably enthused, too.

6. Jeremy Clarkson
Top Gear's top man won't be asking for a hoodie this Christmas.

5. Leon Jackson
The Scottish song-and-dance man is our tip for the X Factor title. Come on Leon, you can do it!

4. Russell Brand
He'll be Prince Russell, if all goes according to plan. (He wants to get jiggy with Zara Phillips, basically.)

3. Ashley Tisdale
She's no Pinocchio! Err… you know what we mean.

2. Robbie Williams
Mama Williams reckons her son will rejoin Take That eventually. Come on Mrs. W, make it happen!

1. Dolly Parton
The queen of country swaps her smoky mountain home for Rotherham. Just for a day, anyway.