We've become immune to his incessant flirting, his endless supply of 'When I was a druggie' anecdotes and his refusal to comb his hair even when he's got a TV show to film - but this is his ickiest moment yet. When Russell Brand was caught short during his Radio 2 show last week, he took the opportunity to relieve himself in... wait for it... a paper cup. Oh Russell, why didn't you just cross your legs?

10. Selma Blair
Lots of people would be thrilled to be mistaken for Tom Cruise, but, understandably, the Cruel Intentions star isn't one of them.

9. Richard Madeley
The TV veteran tends not to bother with underwear these days. Eww! We'll never watch Richard & Judy as closely again.

8. Martine McCutcheon
Miss M. says she's thrilled with the "success" of Echo Beach. Tsk, tsk - someone clearly hasn't been reading DS' ratings roundups.

7. Victoria Beckham
Want to see a naked picture of Posh? Well, just have a glance at David's left forearm.

6. Kate Moss
Is the wild-child supermodel really turning into a domestic goddess?

5. Christina Ricci
Apparently her breasts were fondled by a chimp during the filming of Penelope, her new movie. It's all in a day's work for a film star, we suppose.

4. Phillip Schofield
The silver-haired fox is our favourite "secret sex symbol", apparently.

3. Jordan
The queen of the glamour models decrees that "big boobs are old and out of fashion". Silicone manufacturers should be preparing themselves for a lean, lean year.

2. Russell Brand
Eww! Eww! And eww again!

1. Clive Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale's kitty goes up in flames after wandering too close to a stray candle. Get well soon, Clive!