Did all this conspiracy stuff get right on your nerves in Primeval? What on earth was wrong with using the dinosaurs as the nominal baddies? Was anyone really bothered about the machinations of wimpy bad guy Oliver Leek?

Leek's end wasn't graphically shown and neither was that of lantern jawed second fiddle hero Stephen, who has spent most of this season being misled by creepy anomaly-jumping Helen. I'm not entirely sure how she had managed to mesmerise him but I'm betting that her ridiculously hoisted up cleavage has had some sort of impact. It did on me, reminding me that I was running low on grapefruits.

I think my main problem with the show is that I actually don't like any of the main characters. I think we were supposed to be emotionally moved when Stephen made the ultimate sacrifice and the reaction the makers were trying to illicit was not the conga we started at Hogan Towers as the creatures moved in for the kill.

The big graveside cliffhanger didn't exactly get me all excited about series three. We don't need convoluted sci-fi plots, less of that and more of Ben Miller letting rip with a machine gun would be nice.

The biggest disappointment though has been emotional train wreck Nick Cutter, who spent most of season one moping over his deranged time-jumping wife and this one trying to wrap his head around the fact that Claudia isn't Claudia anymore. Anyone else miffed that it was Rex that got shot and not Jenny?

A big centrepiece of the finale was the long brewing cat fight between Abby and Caroline. WWE fights are more believable.


Crazy, yes. In love?

Are you one of those people who slows down to have a good look when they see an accident on the other side of the motorway? If yes, then you're probably also watching Kerry Katona – Crazy in Love on MTV One.

Rumours are that this show was edited to show Kerry in a better light. Surely not. How much worse can it have it been?

Is this really supposed to be fly on the wall about a couple in love? Certainly the look of love was in hubby Mark's eyes. This was however when he taking delivery of his new flash sports car rather than in any scenes of intimacy with Kerry.

In a way though this is an interesting insight into the world of vacuous celebrity and if it's at all accurate than it just confirms what a superficial but lucrative world it is.

Most disturbing was a scene with Kerry bemoaning her media coverage in the back of a car and denying that she still had feelings for ex Brian. Her mouth said one thing but her facial expressions said something totally different.

It may have been possible to feel some sympathy for the pregnant Kerry but there were several scenes of her requesting a smoke and one prior to her appearance on Jonathan Ross where it appeared that she'd quickly demolished a glass of wine.

If this show is supposed to cement Kerry's place in our hearts it may well backfire spectacularly. You can only justify your existence with “I won the jungle” for so long.