As different as Bree, Edie, Gabrielle, Lynette and Susan are, they've always had one thing in common: an eye for a fit guy. (On occasion, the same fit guy, but that's not for here.) With Desperate Housewives returning to our screens on Wednesday, we salute the men who've kept the women of Wisteria Lane very, very happy over the years. Unsurprisingly, there's been quite a few of them.