It's no surprise that Madonna likes to "work so hard there's no time to play" - you don't become the Queen of Pop by vegging out in front of Loose Women, you know. But we can't help wondering whether Her Madgesty has forgotten how to let her hair down. In fact, her recent night on the tiles with Justin Timberlake sounds about as wild as a W.I. meeting. "I had a shot of tequila," Madge admitted. "I may have had a lemon drop, too." Oooh... We can't imagine how she coped with the hangover.

10. Christina Ricci
Poor Christina was attacked by a monkey while shooting Speed Racer. This is why they say 'Never work with children or animals', you know.

9. Miley Cyrus
The Hannah Montana star is set to be a billionaire by the time she's 18. Wowzers!

8. Simon Cowell
We know he's rich, famous and ridiculously successful, but does he really deserve the same parking rights as the Queen?

7. Britney Spears
Training "like an athlete" for her comeback tour, apparently. Bring it on!

6. Charlotte Church & Gavin Henson
Wales' first couple add to their brood... by adopting a couple of pigs. Each to his own, we suppose.

5. Gemma Merna
The Hollyoaks star says she finds it hard to control her boobs. Gemma, love, we know plenty of people who'd love to help you out.

4. Kim Cattrall
The Sex and The City star admits she enjoys cooking in the nude. Eek.. let's hope she's especially careful when flambéing!

3. Sir Alan Sugar
How much did the boardroom bulldog spend on his wedding anniversary? A cool £4 million, if rumours are to be believed.

2. Gwyneth Paltrow
Champagne? Caviar? Papaya picked by an Ethiopian pygmy? Nah, Gwynnie's favourite treat is a humble jar of Branston Pickle.

1. Madonna
Go on Madge, treat yourself to a few cheeky vimtos!