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What have you been up to since you left the house?
"I have just been catching up with my friends. I haven't had a chance for a graveyard shift! There's been too many ladies present - and I mean proper ladies. Not them people in the house. The graveyard shift was not on the menu yesterday evening, unfortunately."
Is there any chance you may resume your relationship with Noirin outside the house?
"I always said that anything that happens in the house, stays in the house. I was only actually doing it because I was bored and I had nothing else to do. No-one is really aware of how boring it is in that house. People say, 'Oh, just think of things to amuse yourself', but anything you do come up with, Big Brother gives you a health and safety warning about. Anything physical like a ball or chess set gets taken off you straight away. You are forced into a position of always talking to someone or sitting on your own doing nothing. I said it many times, I could either sit around and do nothing or I could chase after a pretty girl. We had a few things in common and it seemed like a good way to waste time."
If she'd promised to go out with you if you cut off your ponytail, would you have done it?
"I'd tell her to go and get f**ked!"
How do you feel about Siavash because your relationship soured slightly after he kissed Noirin?
"I said it many times, I think he's a nice guy at heart, but whatever life he's been living for the last couple of years has turned him into a bit of a bullshitter. He is a nice guy at heart, but he is trying too hard to please people. The closer it gets to the end, he's getting more desperate to look like a good guy and is thinking about the prize fund. But people can do whatever they want and that's all cool with me, it is a gameshow at the end of the day. Everyone is in there for a reason and whatever anyone says is their reason is fine by me."
Do you think anyone has a gameplan in the house?
"Even though she is consistent in her behaviour, I think Lisa has a gameplan. She has just sat at the bus stop, said nothing and coasted towards the end. David also came into the house with the plan of riding her coat-tails to the end. Whether these are gameplans or just minor flaws in behaviour are hard to tell the difference between - there's good and bad points to everyone."
Were you genuinely unconcerned about Big Brother removing the prize fund?
"Until people started talking about money and them taking the cash prize away, I thought, actually, 'I don't ever recall signing anything to say that there would be £100,000'. So when they said they were taking it away, I did actually think 'easy come, easy go'. I honestly hadn't even thought about the money until then. It would be hilarious if they kept it away, just to see what people did when they got out. I bet there would be some lawsuits and unpleasantness."
Were you flattered by the fanmail that Big Brother gave you in the house?
"It's always nice and flattering to have people write to you, whether it's just a few lines or a whole big bible. In the same way, it's very flattering that people came out [to the eviction] on Friday night, even if it was to boo me. I will say to anyone, that I will give all the time people need from me, to pay back the people who texted, voted, supported me on the show."
You had some confrontations with Sree that got you in trouble. How did you feel about him?
"I just think that Sree has lead a life that has corrupted him. He has very positive qualities, but he used to say all the time that he wanted to be remembered and have his name in bright lights. In the house, obviously things weren't broadcast, because he told stories of all sorts of sinister things that he got up to that I can never look nicely upon. As far as mimicking his accent, I do it with every single person I meet no matter where they are from in the world. I understand it's the whole race thing, but in terms of me being racist, that's a whole load of b*****ks, because I have friends all over the world. I did lots of mimicking with Sree and he did it back to me. It was only when we had an argument that it suddenly became a bad thing."
You claimed that Rodrigo had masturbated the most in the house. Do you have idea what his tally is?
"Do you know, I think he's lost count himself. I think he lost count himself at 15. So, I think he must now be on 20 plus."
Who do you want to win the show?
"Just because of how she'll use the money, I hope Lisa wins. She's had a hard life and done lots of working for the minimum wage, so I think it will be nice for her to go out and buy herself some things. Hopefully, she can also get back with her ex-girlfriend, but I don't think that's going to happen. Not unless her ex is really, really shallow and will go out with someone because they've been on a poxy gameshow. No, I do genuinely hope that she finds all the happiness that she wants. There's a lot of bullshitters saying that they're going to give the money to charity, but not one person in that house will give money to charity - that is a stone-cold fact."
Are you disappointed that the show's going to be ending next year?
"All good things must end and I think Channel 4 have had a good run. With things like this it's a case of never say never. It will probably go off for a couple of years and then come back when there's a call for it. It's like Gladiators - if a show's enduringly good, it will come back sooner or later. Never say never."
