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Big Brother 10 comes to a close on Friday night with the final five housemates - Sophie, Rodrigo, David, Siavash and Charlie - all competing for the title of series champion. Davina will be our host for the evening as usual, but the whole thing may be a little bit more emotional than usual, as we now know there's only going to be one more full series to come from the first major - and some would argue best - reality show. In an attempt to keep away the tears, play along with the DS Drinking Game and let the merriment commence!
Rule One: Each time a housemate's phone number is greeted by a blood-curdling chorus of boos from the baying Elstree mob - down a shot.
Rule Two: Swig some vodka for each placard you spot in the crowd which solely consists of the owner's name. E.g. "Kaz and Shazza", "Daz and Cheryl", "Shane iz ere!"
Rule Three: Every time Davina, a contestant or a celebrity guest mentions "going on a journey", polish off a pint.
Rule Four: When a housemate mumbles after their eviction, 'I wanted to go anyway', while attempting to hold back floods of tears and their bottom lip wobbling, crack into some whiskey.
Rule Five: Have a double serving of whiskey when the runner-up scrunches up their face and attempts to look happy and amused that they've just spent their entire summer locked in a madhouse, possibly ruining their lives for several years, and will not be paid a penny for it!
Rule Six: Each time the housemate's Best Bits music is a horrendous and predictable cliché, chug some Special Brew. (David: 'It's Raining Men', Rodrigo: 'God Save The Queen', Sophie: 'Get Sexy', Charlie: 'Anything by Girls Aloud')
Rule Seven: Every time Davina does her jumping-up-and-down and gurning-with-excitement dance-thing on the stage, uncork the red wine.
Rule Eight: If Kris makes some horrendously tacky attempt to latch on to Sophie and reignite their showmance after she (probably) wins, then pour yourself a gin 'n' tonic.
Rule Nine: When an evicted housemate attempts to steal the show, shout abuse or clamour for an extra five minutes of fame by acting like a berk.
Rule Ten: If a losing housemate claims that "it was never about the money", polish off all your remaining drinks.
This feature is intended to entertain only. Digital Spy does not advocate binge drinking.
