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Trying to catch up on his missed sleep after a night of fumbling with a determined Michelle, Stuart's been lying in bed this afternoon unsure what to do about it.
When joined by the canny North-Eastern lass in bed, they whispered furtively to each other to plan their next nocturnal assignation. But when Michelle left and Vanessa came into the room, Stuart seemed troubled and pensive.
"There's obviously a bit of a thing between me and Michelle, but ten years down the line my kids could be watching me on video with and my wife would be like 'who's that girl you were with?'", fretted Stu.
"What should memories of past relationships be like? I mean, even when something's like wicked at the time, don't you always end up looking back with regret?"
Vanessa seemed unworried. "Not always", she said. "You're young, you're 20, don't let worries about ten years time stop you having fun."
Stuart seemed unconvinced. "I just wanna be sure when I look back at my memories of this time - that I always did the right thing."
Don't worry Stuart. When Michelle's decided what your next move will be, you'll be the first to know.
