Craig's inside-the-box confession

Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.

Craig has confessed to making use of the privacy afforded to him in the box task last week.

"I masturbated about four or five times," admitted the camp crimper, who spent just thirteen hours encased in cardboard.

Having shocked Derek, Saskia and Maxwell into disbelief, Craig decided that they needed to know more about his sly shuffles. "The first time I masturbated.. it was over and done with so quickly, because I was so excited and I was like 'oooooh!"

"Oh my gosh," declared Derek. "The thought never occurred to me. I never liked manual labour."