Frustrated with Makosi's attitude towards him yesterday afternoon, Kemal warned Big Brother that a divorce was brewing.

"I don't care anymore," Kemal confided concerning the sorry situation. "I've been put through the mill, minced, squashed, and compressed over already by you people," the war-worn belly-dancer complained.

"My head's a mess, my skin is terrible. These people are boring me; she's getting right on my tits. I don't even know what that girl's problem is with me," he said, summarising his predicament.

"The easiest thing is just not to be with Makosi anymore. Because she's too much hard work, I'm to much hard work. Together, we're just Hard Work. It's like a bad marriage, and we're on the verge of divorce," he concluded.

Warning that there will be a fight for possessions, Kemal laid claim to the chaise longue.