Big Brother Random Quotes

Sep 02, 2009

"I've got hiccups, I don't like it. It's hurting my implants"
Sophie regrets drinking her lager so quickly

Aug 26, 2009

"How come you don't sound like Jason Statham? And how come you're not good looking like him either?"
Sophie asks Marcus why all cockneys don't sound or look the same
"Are you sure you're not bisexual?"
Sophie is blunt in her approach to Siavash about his sexuality

Aug 24, 2009

"I walk around naked, but I don't sit and watch soaps in the nuddy"
David is shocked by Rodrigo's revelation that he watches TV naked
"I haven't been in this position for a while"
Sophie bemoans her lack of attention as she gets down on all fours
"I look like something from The Hills Have Eyes"
Sophie catches sight of herself in the mirror

Aug 23, 2009

"I look like a dick-splat"
Marcus comments on his appearance in Angel's picture of the housemates
"Do you think any of your friends will want to bum me, Charlie?"
Marcus speculates about how popular he will be when he leaves the house
"Why run for the bus when you've already caught it?"
Sophie says she doesn't like it when men are too keen
"I've got a little hole in the roof where I put my package through and people can just hang onto it"
Marcus jokes about living above a gay bar

Aug 16, 2009

"I don't know if you whinge or you moan. I don't know which category"
Lisa contemplates whether Bea's a whinger or a moaner

Aug 14, 2009

"I always think it's just girls. What if I have a load of male men after me?"
Lisa, thinking about her fanbase

Aug 12, 2009

"I've never worn so many dresses in my life"
Lisa, explaining that the costumes in Big Brother aren't her style
"This is my favourite task. I don't even know what I have to do, but it's my favourite already"
Rodrigo, on his etiquette challenge

Aug 08, 2009

"It could sense my awesome and irresistible power"
Marcus, explaining why his bowl broke
"Sometimes do you think you should have been born a woman?"
Sophie, watching Siavash wearing a headband
"You eat like an ogre"
Bea, unimpressed by Marcus's table manners
"I'll start getting sexual favours soon"
David, wondering what he can trade his cans for
"She could quite easily have been an assassin"
Marcus, explaining why Hira was evicted
"Maybe they didn't like her singing"
Bea, trying to work out why Hira was evicted

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