Big Brother Random Quotes

Jan 29, 2010

"You know, I couldn't listen to one more description of a cruise"
Stephanie discusses Ivana's love of all things nautical
"I'm very proud of her, although she is deeply ashamed of me at times"
Stephanie, talking about her relationship with her daughter
"Haven't your mums' waists thickened? They just do I'm afraid."
Stephanie bemoans the ageing process
"This is the last night we have together, let's make it special"
Jonas's bedroom invitiation to Alex, Dane, Stephanie and Vinnie

Jan 28, 2010

"I didn't mean to hit my chin"
Stephanie's session with the punching bag goes well

Jan 27, 2010

"if you and me went out on a Friday night, I wouldn't introduce you as anything else than my girlfriend"
Jonas compliments Stephanie

Jan 22, 2010

"He is fabulous. He is the toy mascot. He is the company mascot"
Stephanie shines some rather bizarre praise on Alex Reid
"I think Father Ted's days are numbered"
Vinnie thinks that Stephen will leave in tonight's eviction

Jan 21, 2010

"I've got equal amounts of love and hate"
Alex describes his mixed martial arts fanbase

Jan 20, 2010

"Your farts are getting stale, man. You need to beef it up"
Sisqo is disappointed with Jonas's recent spell of flatulence
"You were telling me a story last week that you still haven't finished."
Dane comments on Stephen's longwinded storytelling
"I think you are one of the strangest people I've ever known"
Stephen gives his opinion on Jonas
"I've got cellulite and stretch marks"
Nicola unsuccessfully attempts to escape stripping for the life drawing task.
"I think Europe could do with a bit of the Lord Jesus if you ask me"
Stephen's responds to Jonas's penchant for walking around in his underwear

Jan 19, 2010

"Oh, I don't know. Ignore me. I'm drunk and I'm cuddling a shoe"
Nicola, losing her train of thought
"It could do with tweaking"
Nicola, unimpressed with Dane's claim that his style is "all good"

Jan 18, 2010

"If I called one of my boys 'dawg', my friends would be like, 'Hey dude, the '90s called. They want their slang back'."
Sisqo criticises Stephen's grasp of American slang

Jan 16, 2010

"In New York, in like 2007, people dressed up as me for Halloween"
Sov seems proud of the fact that her dress sense has attracted some attention

Jan 15, 2010

"Maybe I am invisible? Imagine that."
Lady Sovereign thinks she might be invisible after housemates don't offer her any lunch
"It is funny, we are having to recreate civilization from ground zero"
Stephanie describes the mammoth task of cleaning the house

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