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Aug 07, 2009

"No amount of beauty sleep will help you"
Siavash, talking to Charlie
"If I was a lady I wouldn't have pulled your pants down"
Sophie, apologising to Freddie for exposing him
"You're like Tweedledum and Tweedledee"
Bea, talking to Lisa and David

Aug 06, 2009

"You look like you were made of butter"
Bea, trading insults with Marcus
"It's like drinking an air freshener, and I know because I've eaten an air freshener before"
Marcus, after drinking chocolate chai tea
"It tastes a bit like perfume and sick"
Marcus, describing chocolate chai tea

Aug 05, 2009

"She's not the most laid-back hippy"
Siavash, describing fellow housemate Bea
"It's awful! It tasted like branches"
Sophie, after eating some tea leaves
"David and Lisa have become the keepers of the lighters. You have to go and ask permission. It's like being in a psychiatric hospital"
Bea, describing the difficulties of smoking in the house
"It would be interesting to see you and Lisa head-to-head. You know, like on Youtube when they have a great white shark versus a crocodile"
Bea, imagining an eviction battle between Lisa and Freddie
"It's definitely not a sexy outfit"
Siavash, complaining about his rabbit costume
"They won't give us a mic, or a camera, or a remote-controlled wasp"
Marcus, after failing to negotiate with Big Brother

Aug 02, 2009

"He says something and I just think, 'Bull wack mate'"
Marcus explains why he won't be staying in touch with Siavash
"My bum crack starts really high. I think it's just cos I've got a saggy arse"
Bea complains about her bottom
"I can crawl downstairs. I can go downstairs like a dog"
Sophie reveals another talent

Jul 27, 2009

"Big Brother, you should never keep a lady waiting"
Freddie, when Bea is unable to get into the Diary Room
"It's probably because they know I don't have anything interesting to say"
Bea, on being refused entry to the Diary Room
"If a lovely lady comes to you, a true gentleman will always indulge her"
Freddie, describing what he said to Rodrigo when he refused a hug from Sophie
"Women age a lot quicker than men, so you'll be 30 and wrinkly and I'll be in my prime"
Siavash, on the age difference between him and Noirin

Jul 20, 2009

"You're the best-looking girl in the house. After me"
Lisa, building Sophie's confidence

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