Housemates expect to fail dance task

The housemates thought they would fail this week's shopping task this afternoon.

Earlier, Big Brother announced that they must perform an Irish dance, but the group members were unsure about their prospects.

Rebecca quickly became frustrated with the steps and looked close to tears as she declared she couldn't do it.

However, Dale, the choreographer for the task, was unimpressed. "If you're going to cry, cry," he told her. "Don't make a nine-year-old's face."

The group spent much of the afternoon sitting around instead of practising and decided that if they were still bad tomorrow, they would perform their own dance instead.

"They'll probably put us all in jail," laughed Maysoon.

Meanwhile, Lisa was concerned that the housemates weren't practising the steps with their arms held by their sides and smiling.

"I feel like no one will listen, and I'm not the choreographer anyway," she complained. "What's the point of moving on your feet when it's not the whole move?" Later, she declared that the housemates were demotivated.

"It's an absolute joke, this task," moaned Luke. "They want us to fail."