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Dale angry as BB refuses party

Dale was left unimpressed tonight as Big Brother refused to provide a party because housemates hadn't been entertaining enough.

Big Brother told the Head of House that it was his responsibly to come up with the evening's entertainment and that there would be "serious consequences" if he failed to do so.

Housemates were disappointed that they had got dressed up for nothing, and deliberated as to what they could do to be entertaining. Drinking cider left over from last night's party, they all sat in the living room discussing possible ideas with a stressed Dale.

"The last thing they said to me was 'Good Luck'. Fuck 'Good Luck'. What the fuck could we possibly do?" he remarked.

He told the baffled housemates that they were all in "serious jeopardy" of being punished if they failed to come up with anything.

Rex said: "So basically they want us to be ridiculously stupid. Let's do nothing at all."

However, it was not long before housemates decided that they could use their extra eggs as some form of entertainment. Rachel's idea of cook-off was dismissed and it was suggested that raw eggs could be used as a form of punishment.

Luke was unimpressed, stating: "That is not entertainment, that is ridiculous."