Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 2) - Page 31 - TV Programmes

Tabbythecat · 08-09-2007, 20:47

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Originally Posted by ally492

Also Crown Bingo - crap singing and a very irritating song, a bit like the one for Heat magazine!!!

grrrrr

Ian Wright & Chavda's = a truly dreadul advert

Aspartame · 08-09-2007, 20:56

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Originally Posted by ScottishWoody

The Sterling Sale advert.

Nothing wrong with the advert, but its been running for far too long now

They only have one sale a year I expect.. but it seems to last 364 days

*ChazzaD* · 08-09-2007, 22:00

Which advert is it with the woman singing and stuff about the washing up liquid?

I LOVE IT lol

xxxxxxx

Holly Golightly · 09-09-2007, 00:32

Haha, my OH rang Norwich Union and said "I want you to quote me happy". The guy on the other end of the phone went mental!

Tabbythecat · 09-09-2007, 08:19

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Originally Posted by Holly Golightly

Haha, my OH rang Norwich Union and said "I want you to quote me happy". The guy on the other end of the phone went mental!

I wonder if your OH was the 1000th person to have said that to him today, then I could see why they lost it, but they record all their calls for training & security purposes, i his bosses hear that show of stroppiness they are down the jobcentre

TracerTong · 09-09-2007, 09:08

There's one on right now for, get this, A LOVE CALCULATOR!
A mobile phone rip off piece of shit. AND it's only £9 a week!!! yes a week?!
Basically you text your name with the person you fancy and it 'calculates' your compatability out of 100. Oh yes thats gonna be accurate! I bet it you text the same 2 names again it'll be different, but you wont want to 'cos of the price!

...and the stupid bint doing this fall into the 'hunks' desk at the end! Hilarious

I can't people actually buy into this shit these days--they obviously do, otherwise they wouldn't run them!

slappy101 · 09-09-2007, 10:20

i hate the one with virgin media and the woman keeps coming back and forth saying the same thing

pentapeptides · 09-09-2007, 10:24

I think Ms. Baggot's a real doll; I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed...

Knocks "fringe woman" into a cocked hat...

pentapeptides · 09-09-2007, 10:28

Anyone know if the bold-2-in-1 "getting ready" ad with the shirt dress babe has been uploaded to youtube???

She's stunning as well... a real dirty hooker look - spot on...

TracerTong · 09-09-2007, 10:40

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Originally Posted by slappy101

i hate the one with virgin media and the woman keeps coming back and forth saying the same thing

Uma 'I'm now beyond annoying' Thurman

Deathwarmedup · 09-09-2007, 10:50

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Originally Posted by pentapeptides

I think Ms. Baggot's a real doll; I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed...

Knocks "fringe woman" into a cocked hat...

Quote:

Originally Posted by pentapeptides

Anyone know if the bold-2-in-1 "getting ready" ad with the shirt dress babe has been uploaded to youtube???

She's stunning as well... a real dirty hooker look - spot on...

Theres no accounting for taste. My fave is still Tess the Scootah woman.

Tabbythecat · 09-09-2007, 10:53

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Originally Posted by TracerTong

There's one on right now for, get this, A LOVE CALCULATOR!
A mobile phone rip off piece of shit. AND it's only £9 a week!!! yes a week?!
Basically you text your name with the person you fancy and it 'calculates' your compatability out of 100. Oh yes thats gonna be accurate! I bet it you text the same 2 names again it'll be different, but you wont want to 'cos of the price!

...and the stupid bint doing this fall into the 'hunks' desk at the end! Hilarious

I can't people actually buy into this shit these days--they obviously do, otherwise they wouldn't run them!

£9 a week holy pentapeptides!

What con artist dreamt up this idea quick phone OFCOM as this is a scam worth busting, anyways what thicko would use this service and I thought daing agencies charged a fortune

chestfield · 09-09-2007, 11:05

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Originally Posted by Tabbythecat

and I thought daing agencies charged a fortune

does Mrs T know this? (or is that Mrs T speaking?)

don't worry, there's always Match.com where you get six months free supply of losers if the first six months' worth are minging.

Tabbythecat · 09-09-2007, 11:12

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Originally Posted by chestfield

does Mrs T know this? (or is that Mrs T speaking?)

don't worry, there's always Match.com where you get six months free supply of losers if the first six months' worth are minging.

Hello Chestfield

No Its Tabby typing, Mrs T doesnt have time for rip-off merchants, she would hurl abuse in the only way she knows if you asked her about this

chestfield · 09-09-2007, 12:14

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Originally Posted by Tabbythecat

Hello Chestfield

No Its Tabby typing, Mrs T doesnt have time for rip-off merchants, she would hurl abuse in the only way she knows if you asked her about this

ic
*ducks flying baseball bat and knitting needles*

Deathwarmedup · 09-09-2007, 12:17

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Originally Posted by Tabbythecat

£9 a week holy pentapeptides!

What con artist dreamt up this idea quick phone OFCOM as this is a scam worth busting, anyways what thicko would use this service and I thought daing agencies charged a fortune

Back on form again Mr T. Glad you're well again and ready to rip the sh*te out of the ad men.

Aspartame · 09-09-2007, 12:48

Don't you hate it when they ruin good adverts?

The Vodafone Lewis Hamilton one about chasing dreams used to be really good, then they changed the voiceover. Yes Dame Judi's a great actress but her style does not suit that advert at all. The pervious guy was great, the enthusiasm was what the ad needed.

MarkQPR · 09-09-2007, 12:51

Oh good lord, I've just seen a new ad for the Mazda2. They're obviously going for a 'pop-video' look, with lots of highly athletic beautiful people leaping about, but the tag-line?

"The new Mazda2.It's fit."

Strewelpeter · 09-09-2007, 12:53

Worst ad?

I've just seen a gorilla playing the drums along to "In the air tonight" advertising dairy milk chocolate.

ITV4
WTF?

MarkQPR · 09-09-2007, 12:56

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Originally Posted by Strewelpeter

Worst ad?

I've just seen a gorilla playing the drums along to "In the air tonight" advertising dairy milk chocolate.

ITV4
WTF?

Absolutely bizarre that it's for chocolate, agreed, but until it gets to that, I think it's a fantastic bit of television!!

Tabbythecat · 09-09-2007, 13:23

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Originally Posted by Strewelpeter

Worst ad?

I've just seen a gorilla playing the drums along to "In the air tonight" advertising dairy milk chocolate.

ITV4
WTF?

That is a very bizarre but incredibly clever concept

Tabbythecat · 09-09-2007, 13:25

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Originally Posted by Deathwarmedup

Back on form again Mr T. Glad you're well again and ready to rip the sh*te out of the ad men.

Thanks DWU you know the "tabbies" are here to cast our own scathing views

Strewelpeter · 09-09-2007, 13:40

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Originally Posted by MarkQPR

Absolutely bizarre that it's for chocolate, agreed, but until it gets to that, I think it's a fantastic bit of television!!

True. I play the drums so I was cracking up... But the chocolate?

Gunner 51 · 09-09-2007, 16:44

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Originally Posted by MarkQPR

Oh good lord, I've just seen a new ad for the Mazda2. They're obviously going for a 'pop-video' look, with lots of highly athletic beautiful people leaping about, but the tag-line?

"The new Mazda2.It's fit."

Well, I wouldn't kick the cyber ladies in that ad outta my bed if I woke up next to 'em.

Aspartame · 09-09-2007, 19:24

I don't get that Mazda 2 advert. It's like they're trying to distract you from looking at the car, which is a shame because it's rather nice. From what I've seen the new Ford Fiesta (on the same platform) might be even better though

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pentapeptides Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2	Stop knocking Nadine... I think Ms. Baggot's a real doll; I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed... Knocks "fringe woman" into a cocked hat...

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pentapeptides Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2	And while we're on the subject... Anyone know if the bold-2-in-1 "getting ready" ad with the shirt dress babe has been uploaded to youtube??? She's stunning as well... a real dirty hooker look - spot on...

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ChazzaD Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 49	Which advert is it with the woman singing and stuff about the washing up liquid? I LOVE IT lol xxxxxxx

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Holly Golightly Banned User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Glasgow/Dundee Posts: 4,239 Blog Entries: 1	Haha, my OH rang Norwich Union and said "I want you to quote me happy". The guy on the other end of the phone went mental!

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TracerTong Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glasgow Services: VM XL, PSN: TracerTong - XBL: TracerTong TrTg Posts: 582 Blog Entries: 2	There's one on right now for, get this, A LOVE CALCULATOR! A mobile phone rip off piece of shit. AND it's only £9 a week!!! yes a week?! Basically you text your name with the person you fancy and it 'calculates' your compatability out of 100. Oh yes thats gonna be accurate! I bet it you text the same 2 names again it'll be different, but you wont want to 'cos of the price! ...and the stupid bint doing this fall into the 'hunks' desk at the end! Hilarious I can't people actually buy into this shit these days--they obviously do, otherwise they wouldn't run them!

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slappy101 Inactive Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 569	i hate the one with virgin media and the woman keeps coming back and forth saying the same thing

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Aspartame Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Greenock Services: Freeview, BT Total Broadband, pie. Posts: 7,714	Don't you hate it when they ruin good adverts? The Vodafone Lewis Hamilton one about chasing dreams used to be really good, then they changed the voiceover. Yes Dame Judi's a great actress but her style does not suit that advert at all. The pervious guy was great, the enthusiasm was what the ad needed.

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MarkQPR Forum Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Surrey Services: NTL home NTL broadband Posts: 362	Oh good lord, I've just seen a new ad for the Mazda2. They're obviously going for a 'pop-video' look, with lots of highly athletic beautiful people leaping about, but the tag-line? "The new Mazda2.It's fit."

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Strewelpeter Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,566	Worst ad? I've just seen a gorilla playing the drums along to "In the air tonight" advertising dairy milk chocolate. ITV4 WTF?

09-09-2007, 19:24	#775
Aspartame Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Greenock Services: Freeview, BT Total Broadband, pie. Posts: 7,714	I don't get that Mazda 2 advert. It's like they're trying to distract you from looking at the car, which is a shame because it's rather nice. From what I've seen the new Ford Fiesta (on the same platform) might be even better though