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10-12-2003, 01:46
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An Unsuitable Job for an FM
Here, for your delight and delectation or some of the least inappropriate and most unsuitable jobs for our fave FMs. I tried to think up the kind they woud end up doing if they had taken REALLY bad careers advice while at school.....
peppie - Chief of PR for the NHS logiegreen - Professional Ironer cupcake - Head of Security at Harvey Nicks Deerd Publicist for J-Lo and Bens wedding NewWOman -Editor of Country Living mag maf - President of David Blaines fanclub samuelellis - Vauxhall Nova salesman FastEddie Headmaster of girls boarding school Father Jack - Kids TV presenter joey jojo A Monk LadyKnight - Pest Control Officer net chick - librarian  would actaully enjoy being surrounded by books but trying to keep quiet would kill me!Any others? |
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10-12-2003, 01:50
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10-12-2003, 02:08
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LOL!!! I like!!!
Racking me brains now... |
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10-12-2003, 03:31
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i'm taking it as a compliment that i didn't get on that list
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10-12-2003, 05:01
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Father Jack - British Ambassador to France
GG - Page 3 photographer logiegreen - mattress tester for Slumberland deerd - head of the Orkney Tourist Board *damo - spokesman for the Plain English Campaign, aint it  timboy - conductor at Last Night Of The Proms |
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10-12-2003, 05:33
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What makes you think I wouldn't to be surrounded by thousands of people waving Union Jacks?  
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10-12-2003, 11:43
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just a couple which obviously spring to mind (but what a couple!!
) Will try to think of more laterdeerd: chairperson of the noise abatement society.. with particular responsibility for stamping out incessant chatter! bismark71: official spokesperson of the 'Rangers In Europe After Christmas' society. He hasn't really got an awful lot to do!
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10-12-2003, 14:02
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Spiz- writing the blurb for teen magazines in the txt speak
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10-12-2003, 14:05
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leslock : Eastenders PR person
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10-12-2003, 16:14
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 I'm inconsolable I wanted to head up the Radio or Train division, Now look cast on the scrap heap like piece of worthless junk. Do you Know how long I have waited for this opperchancity to come just to see it pass me by! Oh how I weep at night knowing that no-one even loves me. (Shall I stop now or continue later) |
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10-12-2003, 16:27
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just to cheer some folks up:rolleyes::p
Radio Ruderham - a self-confidence guru
Marillion fan - a fishmonger
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10-12-2003, 17:25
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is my hatrid of the nova & all that it stands for that well known? good
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10-12-2003, 22:56
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Mr_X:
* Freeview salesman * Left wing liberal *joke!* * The person who gets to massage Rachel Stevens
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10-12-2003, 22:59
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10-12-2003, 23:55
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Mr X - Celebrity Pimp.
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11-12-2003, 00:21
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Am getting so flipping dumb I can't believe it .........
its taken me about an hour to work out Pest Control Officer From tomorrow - being so much older and wiser I am also going to be SO much smarter.
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11-12-2003, 00:24
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11-12-2003, 00:29
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But I was only born around 11:30 - you gotta let me get used to being older and wiser
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