Michelles Pregnancy Shocker!!! - Big Brother

ray76709 · 18-07-2004, 19:23

Michelle said on the live threads earlier that she woke up in the night with pains in her stomach. It is unknown wither her and stuart did anything or not but they prob did a few naughty things under the covers.

Alternativly, if any of the other male housemates have been masterbating in the bathroom, and she used whatever something might have landed on to clean herself,the baby could be another HM's.

could this be the first BB pregnancy???

father · 18-07-2004, 19:24

That really doesn't bear thinking about: Michelle being a mother :S

singingmuppet · 18-07-2004, 19:25

She has taken the pill continuously. Behave I know we are bored with the show but!!!!!!

doodad · 18-07-2004, 19:25

I suspect rather like stuart it's just a bit of wind!

moogester · 18-07-2004, 19:27

What she got pregnant from a toilet seat.........few years since I've heard that one!!!

torreviejalads · 18-07-2004, 19:27

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Originally Posted by father

That really doesn't bear thinking about: Michelle being a mother :S

Jade Goody is a mother

ebjeebe · 18-07-2004, 19:27

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Originally Posted by ray76709

Alternativly, if any of the other male housemates have been masterbating in the bathroom, and she used whatever something might have landed on to clean herself,the baby could be another HM's.

could this be the first BB pregnancy???

OMG!

, please help - my sides are splitting!

yahoodlums · 18-07-2004, 19:28

I expect a large trumping session will cure that mysterious ailment!

Seriously though, if their relationship survives outside the house how long will it be before Michelle gets pregnant?

doodad · 18-07-2004, 19:29

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Originally Posted by moogester

What she got pregnant from a toilet seat.........few years since I've heard that one!!!

everyone insist bb remove all bathroom fittings (can't be too careful)

Pie Chart · 18-07-2004, 19:29

she has a stomach ache and that means she's pregnant?

nooooooo i'm 17x pregnant then

baileybots · 18-07-2004, 19:29

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Originally Posted by ray76709

Michelle said on the live threads earlier that she woke up in the night with pains in her stomach. It is unknown wither her and stuart did anything or not but they prob did a few naughty things under the covers.

Alternativly, if any of the other male housemates have been masterbating in the bathroom, and she used whatever something might have landed on to clean herself,the baby could be another HM's.

could this be the first BB pregnancy???

you are at the bottom of the barrel now

Gaz22 · 18-07-2004, 19:31

Ahmeds been a naughty boy.

doodad · 18-07-2004, 19:32

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Originally Posted by Cakeymoo

she has a stomach ache and that means she's pregnant?

nooooooo i'm 17x pregnant then

I'm a 43 year old man who is not on the pill.

I do however have mild stomach ache AND more importantly I have access to several toilet seats.

Am i eligable for the morning after pill?

ebjeebe · 18-07-2004, 19:33

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Originally Posted by doodad

I'm a 43 year old man who is not on the pill.

I do however have mild stomach ache AND more importantly I have access to several toilet seats.

Am i eligable for the morning after pill?

You must! Speed is of the essence - get down to a 24 hour chemist and quick

moogester · 18-07-2004, 19:35

Expect this will he headlines in one of the tabloids tomorrow!!!!!

doodad · 18-07-2004, 19:35

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Originally Posted by ebjeebe

You must! Speed is of the essence - get down to a 24 hour chemist and quick

Thank you, thank you so much.......should i take a sample?

thenetworkbabe · 18-07-2004, 19:36

she has been baking. Fresh bread.

ebjeebe · 18-07-2004, 19:39

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Originally Posted by doodad

Thank you, thank you so much.......should i take a sample?

Might be sensible to get a test done, just in case - you never know.....

Tickle_Disciple · 18-07-2004, 19:40

Wait for it the next thing we'll here is that she's trying to trap stu into marriage.

Pie Chart · 18-07-2004, 19:41

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Originally Posted by doodad

I'm a 43 year old man who is not on the pill.

I do however have mild stomach ache AND more importantly I have access to several toilet seats.

Am i eligable for the morning after pill?

I think it's important that you sort this situation out immedietly

good luck!

SilentWitness · 18-07-2004, 19:47

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Originally Posted by thenetworkbabe

she has been baking. Fresh bread.

Ahhhh....bun in the oven eh???

jojo the joyful · 18-07-2004, 19:49

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Originally Posted by ray76709

Michelle said on the live threads earlier that she woke up in the night with pains in her stomach.

could this be the first BB pregnancy???

Oh Poor Michelle, she doesn't deserve this, but I'll give it a shot anyway

>>>> all in fun......

Could it be that the weight gain shown in the last few weeks & stomach pains mean that she is about to go into labour?

May be thats why they have the wedding task this week so next week they can have the delivery task & introduce the new HM an 8 pound bouncing baby boy who is immune from nominations. I bet he gets the public vote

doodad · 18-07-2004, 20:53

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Originally Posted by ebjeebe

You must! Speed is of the essence - get down to a 24 hour chemist and quick

Sadly living in the wilds I don't have access to 24 hour chemists.

So I rang the emergency doctor and he informs me that it is very unlikely that i am pregnant. He said the chances of toilet seat induced pregnancy are very slim unless I am between 7 and 10 days after ovulation and the toilet seat in question and my good self were 'intimate'.

His diagnosis was that although pregnancy was unlikely being a 'bloody stupid idiot' was probably closer the mark.

it's at times like this i wish i had bupa.

hirta · 18-07-2004, 21:00

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Originally Posted by doodad

Sadly living in the wilds I don't have access to 24 hour chemists.

So I rang the emergency doctor and he informs me that it is very unlikely that i am pregnant. He said the chances of toilet seat induced pregnancy are very slim unless I am between 7 and 10 days after ovulation and the toilet seat in question and my good self were 'intimate'.

His diagnosis was that although pregnancy was unlikely being a 'bloody stupid idiot' was probably closer the mark.

it's at times like this i wish i had bupa.

The alternative 'cure' involves a very close relationship with a fire hose but I would think carefully before going there......however, it does cure constipation

vidalia · 18-07-2004, 21:03

No, there is a possiblity that she could be pregnant. I know nothing has actually happened between Michelle and Stuart in the Biblical sense but she could have got pregnant by osmosis (ask Dan how).

18-07-2004, 19:23	#1
ray76709 Banned User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,521	Michelles Pregnancy Shocker!!! Michelle said on the live threads earlier that she woke up in the night with pains in her stomach. It is unknown wither her and stuart did anything or not but they prob did a few naughty things under the covers. Alternativly, if any of the other male housemates have been masterbating in the bathroom, and she used whatever something might have landed on to clean herself,the baby could be another HM's. could this be the first BB pregnancy???

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father Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Services: Nildram ADSL 3.3Mbit Posts: 1,867	That really doesn't bear thinking about: Michelle being a mother :S

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singingmuppet Banned User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,242	She has taken the pill continuously. Behave I know we are bored with the show but!!!!!!

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doodad Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Staffordshire Services: Sky digital, Broadband Posts: 413	I suspect rather like stuart it's just a bit of wind!

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moogester Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Kent Services: South of the Watford Gap Posts: 13,529	What she got pregnant from a toilet seat.........few years since I've heard that one!!!

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yahoodlums Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,104	I expect a large trumping session will cure that mysterious ailment! Seriously though, if their relationship survives outside the house how long will it be before Michelle gets pregnant?

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Pie Chart Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: London, UK Services: Telewest, Blueyonder Broadband Posts: 2,195	she has a stomach ache and that means she's pregnant? nooooooo i'm 17x pregnant then

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Gaz22 Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Services: Ntl Broadband Posts: 10,740	Ahmeds been a naughty boy.

18-07-2004, 19:35	#15
moogester Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Kent Services: South of the Watford Gap Posts: 13,529	Expect this will he headlines in one of the tabloids tomorrow!!!!!

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thenetworkbabe Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Services: steam Posts: 15,156	she has been baking. Fresh bread.

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Tickle_Disciple Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: cardiff Posts: 970	Wait for it the next thing we'll here is that she's trying to trap stu into marriage.

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vidalia Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: London Posts: 16,993	No, there is a possiblity that she could be pregnant. I know nothing has actually happened between Michelle and Stuart in the Biblical sense but she could have got pregnant by osmosis (ask Dan how).