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21-07-2004, 14:37
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Is Michelle a Pig?
Fancy letting Stuart pork her. He was probably glad to sow so wild oats, but I think she was bacon a big mistake in a ham-fisted attempt to be popular, and it's all becoming a bit of a boar.
On the other hand Stuart might be scratching himself later and may need some oinkment. He obviously thinks Michelle's a crackling babe, but the two of them come across not so much as Romeo and Juliet, but more like the Trotters, Del and Rodney. I mean I know it's snout to do with me but I really think she's been telling him porkies. Sty-lish she ain't! If he has had i-trough with her, and then she's squealed to the others, then he's got to give her the chop. Then again it's pointless making ir-rasher-nal decisions. He's had his pinky in and is now feeling perky, but what goes a rind comes a rind. Do you agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Gamm'on , let me know! |
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21-07-2004, 14:38
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21-07-2004, 14:39
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its like reading an asterix story, you rock!
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21-07-2004, 14:45
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That was very clever. You obviously put a lot of effort into that. Got any more?
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21-07-2004, 15:09
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21-07-2004, 15:13
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Thanks Badger! You made me laugh!
 Expect lots of 'intelligent' comments from the no-sense-of-humour-police though! Keep up the good work! Can you do any other animal ones about other HMs? |
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21-07-2004, 15:25
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Wish our 2 year old could write like that. I found it very entertaining.
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21-07-2004, 15:31
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hahaha nice
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21-07-2004, 15:32
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this thread can be said to have risen the forum from it's trough
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21-07-2004, 15:46
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21-07-2004, 15:47
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certainly beats 99% of the other threads thats for sure
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21-07-2004, 16:00
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I agree. She certainly aint no 'babe'.
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21-07-2004, 16:02
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21-07-2004, 16:02
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21-07-2004, 16:17
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