[EddyBee]

''WHEN Shell Jubin stripped off to give Sun readers a glimpse of her nubbins a couple of months ago, she assured us it was a once-in-a-lifetime event ...''

Read the rest, Anorak, 18/10/04.

[anna123]

thanks eddy!
Surely ok magazine arent really gona be putting pics of shell and vanessa practilcally naked in it? Kids read that magazine!!!

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by anna123

thanks eddy!
Surely ok magazine arent really gona be putting pics of shell and vanessa practilcally naked in it? Kids read that magazine!!!

It's all in the name of art for goodness sake.

[Seal Terminator]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

It's all in the name of art for goodness sake.

Do you know what the price of a new handbang and matching pair of shoes is these days? She can't be going around in rags can she?

She did break down in tears when she overheard a couple of spotty 16 year olds saying that they had seen more meat on a pencil and the prefer see Jodie Marsh.

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by Seal Terminator

Do you know what the price of a new handbang and matching pair of shoes is these days? She can't be going around in rags can she?

She did break down in tears when she overheard a couple of spotty 16 year olds saying that they had seen more meat on a pencil and the prefer see Jodie Marsh.

Well it would seem she prefers to strip off anyway, so she cant be spending that much dosh on clothes.

[Seal Terminator]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

Well it would seem she prefers to strip off anyway, so she cant be spending that much dosh on clothes.

Good point, it is only the bag and shoes she needs after all. She must have expensive tastes

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by Seal Terminator

Good point, it is only the bag and shoes she needs after all. She must have expensive tastes

She made a big thing of telling anyone how she only goes to charity shops so i'm sure she could pick up an old wifies bag & shoes for next to nothing.

[collymoresdog]

She should make do with a nice tartan shopping trolley.

[Seal Terminator]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

She made a big thing of telling anyone how she only goes to charity shops so i'm sure she could pick up an old wifies bag & shoes for next to nothing.

But she also made a point of saying Ahmed was a pervert for watching her run naked around the garden. She was once quoted that she was putting her clothes back on for good. I may be a bit of a cynic but I think her claim that she uses charity shops was just to give her the nice girl image she wanted us to have, unless she classes Ann Summers as a charity shop of course.

[Scots rool]

Well S/T some of the clothes she wore in the house were decidedly dodgy they could have only come from a charity shop.

[collymoresdog]

She certainly got that haircut from a charity shop. Or possibly the council.

[Seal Terminator]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

Well S/T some of the clothes she wore in the house were decidedly dodgy they could have only come from a charity shop.

I have it worked out now, she used to have to go to the charity shop because she was a poor student. She used to go to the one that all the 80's stars put thier stuff in.
Now she has got a bit of money she has decided that charity shops are not good enough for a princess to go in. However she keeps running out of money as her mums house is high maintence, so she has to get her kit off to pay for it. She hasn't worked out that if she bought some decent warm clothes they could turn the heating down a bit, and it wouldn't cost them so much to warm the house. It is a vicous circle i tell your, if you go around with no clothes on, you need more heating, if you need more heating you have to take your clothes off to pay for it.

[Villa]

Originally Posted by Seal Terminator

But she also made a point of saying Ahmed was a pervert for watching her run naked around the garden.

Its amazing just how many shell bashers say this and are completely wrong. She wasn't accusing ahmed of being a pervert for just looking at her running nakedin the garden, surely common sense would of recognised this as they were all looking at her. She was angry with him for the way he approached her in a perverted sort of way when she was doing it.

[Portnoy's Comp.]

Originally Posted by collymoresdog

She certainly got that haircut from a charity shop. Or possibly the council.

Well, you can hardly expect charity shop's to run to a Brazilian wax - I expect the short back and sides was the best on offer. She's probably got the money now to have it properly cut, shaved and pampered.