Michelle & Stuart: We Are One! More Anorak Fun. - Big Brother

EddyBee · 31-10-2004, 08:54

From the satirical site, Anorak.

'WHEN the musical of TV’s Big Brother hits the stage, many would suppose that Jack Ryder and Kym Marsh would be shoo-ins to play the parts of Stuart Wilson and Michelle Bass.

But, alas, we fear that once again Jack may not get the gig, since the job of playing Michelle and Stu can be done by one actor ...'

Anorak, 26/10/04.

TwinklyAngel · 31-10-2004, 15:49

OLD NEWS AGAIN

john-john · 31-10-2004, 17:00

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Originally Posted by sian1980

OLD NEWS AGAIN

How can you call that OLD NEWS??????????? It is from 26/10. If you think 5 days is old YOU ARE SICK AND REALLY NEED HELP, OH MY GOD I'VE GOT MYSELF INTO A STATE AND TYPING IN CAPITALS AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scots rool · 31-10-2004, 17:18

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Originally Posted by john-john

How can you call that OLD NEWS??????????? It is from 26/10. If you think 5 days is old YOU ARE SICK AND REALLY NEED HELP, OH MY GOD I'VE GOT MYSELF INTO A STATE AND TYPING IN CAPITALS AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Change the time on your clock JJ your'e confusing me.

Scots rool · 31-10-2004, 17:19

Arghhhhhhh !!

It's doing the same to me.

anna123 · 31-10-2004, 20:15

leopardlady why do you keep posting the same comment in every topic!! And john john i thought you said you were never nasty to fms? Coz your not exactly being polite to sian are you?

31-10-2004, 20:19

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Originally Posted by Leopardlady

Funny that you should mention slap, Puh-Puh-Pug, aka Rowan_the_hare, aka Leopardlady, because if I ever saw a face in need of some slap and indeed in need of a good hard slap then that face is yours. Did you enjoy your tacky, tasteless, Las Vegas wedding to your illiterate husband TwopoundGiro, on 26th March 2003? He's a fcuking Barry Manilow lookalike and no mistake. I can't believe you had a fcuking Elvis lookalike as fcuking best man! Tacky or tacky or tacky or what. Love the fringe, by the way (puke, puke, puke). And did you ever consider plastic surgery to fix your nose?

Here are the wedding snaps, folks. See what a paranoid minger and an illiterate **** look like:

Photo 1: The Barry Manilow lookalike
Photo 2: Puh-Puh-Pugface with the lunatic fringe!
Photo 3: Puh-Puh-Pugface with that mental fringe again!
Photo 4: Pugface (more of that mental fringe, folks)
Photo 5: Yes - even more of that lunatic fringe!
Photo 6: Barry Manilow kisses the pug (ewwwwww)
Photo 7: Check out the best man - what dicks these people are!
Photo 8: Yes - even more of the Elvis lookalike!
Photo 9: Mercifully, Elvis has fcuked off in this one, leaving just Barry and the pug

I believe the word you're looking for is 'kitsch'.

I'm flattered that you keep banging on about my 'bangs', so to speak - it's a bit of a Bettie Page thing I've got. I love my fringe.

That wedding was the best day of my life and the beginning of a blissfully happy* marriage.

No, I haven't considered plastic surgery on my nose; I'm beautiful to my husband, both inside and out, and that's what counts.

'Elvis' aka Eddie Powers was fantastic; he's the most expensive Elvis Impersonator in Vegas, but what the hell - you only get married once and we wanted it to be a day to remember! It certainly was that!

It is so spooky that you keep mentioning Barry Manilow - he walked past us on his way to the Aureole restaurant at the Mandalay Bay hotel, where we staying when we were in Vegas. He was there to see Celine Dion (yuk, but each to their own, I guess...

), on the opening night of her 3 year-stint at Caesar's Palace.

Anyway, stick around, Leopardlady - you're posts are interesting, to say the least.

PPP

* Google it (I know how much you love Google

); I doubt you know what it means.

darling · 31-10-2004, 20:41

The only reply that moron warrants is an alert!

Anything else risks encouraging them.

Sadperson · 31-10-2004, 20:54

That's what I figured, though at least the real PPP is beginning to shed some light on the meaning of all these ridiculous posts by the moron...

cheeks · 31-10-2004, 21:00

And your point Leopardlady is? No one cares so give up!

Sadperson · 31-10-2004, 21:44

So back onto the thread topic...which actor/actress would be most suitable to play both parts then, since anorak haven't enlightened us?

TwinklyAngel · 31-10-2004, 21:56

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Originally Posted by anna123

leopardlady why do you keep posting the same comment in every topic!! And john john i thought you said you were never nasty to fms? Coz your not exactly being polite to sian are you?

It is alright anna, i don't let the little p*** get to me .

Informer · 01-11-2004, 00:43

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Originally Posted by Sadperson

So back onto the thread topic...which actor/actress would be most suitable to play both parts then, since anorak haven't enlightened us?

Easy..

Angelina Jolie would play Michelle.. and Tom Cruise would play Stuart..

31-10-2004, 08:54	#1
EddyBee Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In Your Dreams Posts: 19,603	Michelle & Stuart: We Are One! More Anorak Fun. From the satirical site, Anorak. 'WHEN the musical of TV’s Big Brother hits the stage, many would suppose that Jack Ryder and Kym Marsh would be shoo-ins to play the parts of Stuart Wilson and Michelle Bass. But, alas, we fear that once again Jack may not get the gig, since the job of playing Michelle and Stu can be done by one actor ...' Anorak, 26/10/04.

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Sadperson Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Putting the cat out... Services: Too many to name ;o) Posts: 3,618	That's what I figured, though at least the real PPP is beginning to shed some light on the meaning of all these ridiculous posts by the moron... Last edited by Sadperson : 31-10-2004 at 20:54. Reason: can't spell thses...

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anna123 Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: north east england Posts: 10,573	leopardlady why do you keep posting the same comment in every topic!! And john john i thought you said you were never nasty to fms? Coz your not exactly being polite to sian are you?

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darling Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Services: Virgin Posts: 6,294	The only reply that moron warrants is an alert! Anything else risks encouraging them.

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cheeks Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Somerset Services: Lion Power Posts: 18,115	And your point Leopardlady is? No one cares so give up!

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Sadperson Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Putting the cat out... Services: Too many to name ;o) Posts: 3,618	So back onto the thread topic...which actor/actress would be most suitable to play both parts then, since anorak haven't enlightened us?