Michelle getting the Anorak treatment - Big Brother

Susann · 02-11-2004, 12:43

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A New Model

WHEN would-be glamour model and former Big Brother contestant Michelle Bass goes out in public, she claims that quite often people don't recognise her.

Not of course because she's a talentless wannabe with no more claim to the public attention than an ant, but for quite another reason entirely.

Michelle, you see, has lost a lot of weight since her days in the Big Brother house and has, according to OK!, gone from a size 16 to a perfect 10.

And the result? Perfect anonymity.

"I've noticed people at parties haven't realised who I am," she says.

"I was at a party the other day and someone asked if I was Michelle Heaton from Liberty X! People don't seem to recognise me, so I must look very different."

Yes, that'll be the reason. Not that the other party guests are ignoring you or - worse still - have not the faintest idea or interest of who you are, fat or thin.

However, one person who does recognise Michelle is her bozo boyfriend, the equally talentless Stuart.

Stuart always tells me I look gorgeous," Michelle says. "He tells me I look beautiful ten times a day, so I couldn't ask for more."

Unless of course she can think of a number that's higher than 10...

And so armed with a new slimmer body and a boyfriend with an eyesight problem, Michelle is ready to fulfil her dream and show her tits off for a living.

"Hopefully," she says, "people will see me now and see that I'm looking better and that I'm more confident and they will want to sign me up.

"Whether it's glamour modelling or just normal modelling, I don't mind too much."

Catwalks of Europe, beware. Some chick who looks like Michelle Heaton from Liberty X is on her way...

Taken from here

Iknowicould · 02-11-2004, 12:47

I think that there is a song that has Dreams, Dreams in it a lot that I used to hear on the radio.

thms · 02-11-2004, 22:42

i've always admired michelle's singing
think it would be a good career move

cougar 662 · 02-11-2004, 23:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Susann

Latest from anorak

A New Model

WHEN would-be glamour model and former Big Brother contestant Michelle Bass goes out in public, she claims that quite often people don't recognise her.

Not of course because she's a talentless wannabe with no more claim to the public attention than an ant, but for quite another reason entirely.

Michelle, you see, has lost a lot of weight since her days in the Big Brother house and has, according to OK!, gone from a size 16 to a perfect 10.

And the result? Perfect anonymity.

"I've noticed people at parties haven't realised who I am," she says.

"I was at a party the other day and someone asked if I was Michelle Heaton from Liberty X! People don't seem to recognise me, so I must look very different."

Yes, that'll be the reason. Not that the other party guests are ignoring you or - worse still - have not the faintest idea or interest of who you are, fat or thin.

However, one person who does recognise Michelle is her bozo boyfriend, the equally talentless Stuart.

Stuart always tells me I look gorgeous," Michelle says. "He tells me I look beautiful ten times a day, so I couldn't ask for more."

Unless of course she can think of a number that's higher than 10...

And so armed with a new slimmer body and a boyfriend with an eyesight problem, Michelle is ready to fulfil her dream and show her tits off for a living.

"Hopefully," she says, "people will see me now and see that I'm looking better and that I'm more confident and they will want to sign me up.

"Whether it's glamour modelling or just normal modelling, I don't mind too much."

Catwalks of Europe, beware. Some chick who looks like Michelle Heaton from Liberty X is on her way...

Taken from here

Trashcan · 02-11-2004, 23:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Susann

Latest from anorak

A New Model

WHEN would-be glamour model and former Big Brother contestant Michelle Bass goes out in public, she claims that quite often people don't recognise her.

Not of course because she's a talentless wannabe with no more claim to the public attention than an ant, but for quite another reason entirely.

Michelle, you see, has lost a lot of weight since her days in the Big Brother house and has, according to OK!, gone from a size 16 to a perfect 10.

And the result? Perfect anonymity.

"I've noticed people at parties haven't realised who I am," she says.

"I was at a party the other day and someone asked if I was Michelle Heaton from Liberty X! People don't seem to recognise me, so I must look very different."

Yes, that'll be the reason. Not that the other party guests are ignoring you or - worse still - have not the faintest idea or interest of who you are, fat or thin.

However, one person who does recognise Michelle is her bozo boyfriend, the equally talentless Stuart.

Stuart always tells me I look gorgeous," Michelle says. "He tells me I look beautiful ten times a day, so I couldn't ask for more."

Unless of course she can think of a number that's higher than 10...

And so armed with a new slimmer body and a boyfriend with an eyesight problem, Michelle is ready to fulfil her dream and show her tits off for a living.

"Hopefully," she says, "people will see me now and see that I'm looking better and that I'm more confident and they will want to sign me up.

"Whether it's glamour modelling or just normal modelling, I don't mind too much."

Catwalks of Europe, beware. Some chick who looks like Michelle Heaton from Liberty X is on her way...

Taken from here

Quite an amusing piece about an untalented wannabe who seems to have a talent for getting two bob journo's to write about her at least 2 times a week..

thms · 03-11-2004, 00:27

the wanadoo site is doing a feature on her new look
(claims michelle is now a size 10)

no doubt in my mind ~
michelle's one of the most beautiful, genuine and funny women in the country

Sadperson · 03-11-2004, 01:01

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Originally Posted by thms

...the country

...the Land of Make Believe ....?

DieDieMyDarling · 03-11-2004, 10:25

I'm truly worried about you thms, you liked Verity in X-factor, and you think Michelle is both beautiful and talented... either you're an attention seeking forum junkie, or you just have really, really bad taste... oh look, over 9,000 posts... i rest my case. :-)

chrisdebag · 03-11-2004, 16:45

michelle is stunning good on her hope it all goes well

only just over a month to the panto cant wait

10-11-2004, 22:06

Michelle's in a panto. Chris is thrilled. That's nice.

One more to go (cryptic, hmm?).

02-11-2004, 12:43	#1
Susann Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Essex Posts: 27,379	Michelle getting the Anorak treatment Latest from anorak A New Model WHEN would-be glamour model and former Big Brother contestant Michelle Bass goes out in public, she claims that quite often people don't recognise her. Not of course because she's a talentless wannabe with no more claim to the public attention than an ant, but for quite another reason entirely. Michelle, you see, has lost a lot of weight since her days in the Big Brother house and has, according to OK!, gone from a size 16 to a perfect 10. And the result? Perfect anonymity. "I've noticed people at parties haven't realised who I am," she says. "I was at a party the other day and someone asked if I was Michelle Heaton from Liberty X! People don't seem to recognise me, so I must look very different." Yes, that'll be the reason. Not that the other party guests are ignoring you or - worse still - have not the faintest idea or interest of who you are, fat or thin. However, one person who does recognise Michelle is her bozo boyfriend, the equally talentless Stuart. Stuart always tells me I look gorgeous," Michelle says. "He tells me I look beautiful ten times a day, so I couldn't ask for more." Unless of course she can think of a number that's higher than 10... And so armed with a new slimmer body and a boyfriend with an eyesight problem, Michelle is ready to fulfil her dream and show her tits off for a living. "Hopefully," she says, "people will see me now and see that I'm looking better and that I'm more confident and they will want to sign me up. "Whether it's glamour modelling or just normal modelling, I don't mind too much." Catwalks of Europe, beware. Some chick who looks like Michelle Heaton from Liberty X is on her way... Taken from here

02-11-2004, 12:47	#2
Iknowicould Banned User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,162	I think that there is a song that has Dreams, Dreams in it a lot that I used to hear on the radio.

02-11-2004, 22:42	#3
thms Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Services: let anyone who invites me to dinner prosper Posts: 42,609	i've always admired michelle's singing think it would be a good career move

03-11-2004, 00:27	#6
thms Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Services: let anyone who invites me to dinner prosper Posts: 42,609	the wanadoo site is doing a feature on her new look (claims michelle is now a size 10) no doubt in my mind ~ michelle's one of the most beautiful, genuine and funny women in the country

03-11-2004, 10:25	#8
DieDieMyDarling Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Belfast Services: VM 20mb Broadband, Sky World HD, Orange LG Viewty, Wii&DS Posts: 4,296	I'm truly worried about you thms, you liked Verity in X-factor, and you think Michelle is both beautiful and talented... either you're an attention seeking forum junkie, or you just have really, really bad taste... oh look, over 9,000 posts... i rest my case. :-)

03-11-2004, 16:45	#9
chrisdebag Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: tredegar south wales Services: sky aol Posts: 7,944	michelle is stunning good on her hope it all goes well only just over a month to the panto cant wait

10-11-2004, 22:06	#10
misslizzie Posts: n/a	Michelle's in a panto. Chris is thrilled. That's nice. One more to go (cryptic, hmm?).