[brooksider]

Hello Christine

Before you go mad with me I have started some more petitions over the
weekend because television is in a disgraceful taste and I can see us going
down the gutter even further unless we start to get our fingers out and do
something about it and prove that we are fed up with the state that British
Television is in. As we are reaching the end of 2004 I have counted up the
number of petitions that I have in total and there are 43. Some you may have
already signed some you won't have signed. Please consider signing at least
some of them. I don't for one minute expect you to sign everyone that is
quite understandable, people have different views on things don't they.

See below the titles of the petitions with their URL's beside them and they
are listed in alphabetical order by the way.

1) A Knighthood for Angela Rippon -
www.petitiononline.com/rip1210p/petition.html

2) A Knighthood for Bill Cotton -
www.petitiononline.com/bill234c/petition.html

3) A Knighthood for both Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett -
www.petitiononline.com/rb1971rc/petition.html

4) A Knighthood for David Jason -
www.petitiononline.com/david65j/petition.html

5) A Knighthood for John Nettles -
www.petitiononline.com/j1948net/petition.html

6) A Knighthood for Michael Kitchen -
www.petitiononline.com/kit1948c/petition.html

7) A Recognition for Simon Rouse who plays Jack Meadows in The Bill -
www.petitiononline/Jack3CID/petition.html

8) All Soap Operas Must Go Back to Twice a Week -
www.petitiononline.com/soap1960/petition.html

9) Axe All Hunks and Babes from All Soap Operas and Drama Series's and Bring
Back the Proper Professional Actors -
www.petitiononline.com/hunkbabe/petition.html

10) Axe All The Current Daytime Television Programmes on both BBC-1 and
ITV-1 and Then Use the Daytime on both Channels to Repeat All The Old
Quality Programmes That Were on BBC-1 and ITV-1 Years Ago at Prime Time -
www.petitiononline.com/day13tim/petition.html

11) Axe All The Current Producers and Scriptwriters from All Soaps and Drama
Series's and Bring Back The Old Producers and Scriptwriters from Years Ago
Who Knew How to Make a Decent Programme -
www.petitiononline.com/pro77scr/petition.html

12) Axe Bad Girls and Footballers Wives Altogether -
www.petitiononline.com/bad8girl/petition.html

13) Axe BBC-3, BBC-4, BBC News 24, BBC Parliament, CBBC Channel, and C
Beebies Altogether - www.petitiononline.com/bbc34bbc/petition.html

14) Axe Channel 4 & Channel 5 Altogether -
www.petitiononline.com/cha45nel/petition.html

15) Axe Doctors and Holby City Altogether -
www.petitiononline.com/doc999hy/petition.html

16) Axe Eastenders Altogether -
www.petitiononline.com/vg444vsr/petition.html

17) Axe Every Bloody Cheap Made Chatshow on BBC-1, BBC-2, and ITV-1
Excluding Parkinson and Friday Night with Jonathan Ross -
www.petitiononline.com/chatshow/petition.html

18) Axe Every Bloody Cheap Made Cooking, Gardening and DIY Show on BBC-1 &
ITV-1 but not the ones on BBC-2 -
www.petitiononline.com/cook6diy/petition.html

19) Axe Every Bloody Reality Show on BBC-1 , BBC-2 and ITV-1 Including I'm a
Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - www.petitiononline.com/realityt/petition.html

20) Axe Every Cheap Made Programme with the words "How To" and "From Hell"
in the Title on
BBC-1, BBC-2, and ITV-1 - www.petitiononline.com/howtohel/petition.html

21) Axe Every Crap Quiz Programme on BBC-1, BBC-2, and ITV-1 -
www.petitiononline.com/quiz321d/petition.html

22) Axe Hollyoaks and Family Affairs Altogether -
www.petitionline.com/holl45fa/petition.html

23) Axe ITV-2 and ITV-3 Altogether -
www.petitiononline.com/itv2itv3/petition.html

24) Axe Neighbours and Home and Away Altogether -
www.petitiononline.com/neighome/petition.html

25) Axe Paul Marquess and Bring Back The Old Bill -
www.petitiononline.com/tbi999ll/petition.html

26) Axe Saturday Night Television Full Stop on Both BBC-1 and ITV-1 -
www.petitiononline.com/sat13tel/petition.html

27) Axe The 10pm News Bulletin on BBC-1 and Put it Back to 9pm and also Axe
The 10.30pm News Bulletin on ITV-1 and Put it Back to 10pm -
www.petitiononline.com/bbc10itv/petition.html

28) Bring All American Drama Series to BBC-1 and ITV-1 -
www.petitiononline.com/americad/petition.html

29) Bring Back Crosswits on ITV-1 - Monday-Friday at 9.30am and also Bring
Back The Krypton Factor on ITV-1 on Monday Nights at 7pm
-www.petitiononline.com/croskryp/petition.html

30) Bring Back Fifteen to One and put it on ITV-1 - Monday-Friday at 4.45pm
and also Bring Countdown to ITV-1 - Monday-Friday at 5.15pm.
www.petitiononline.com/count151/petition.html

31) Bring Back Four Square and Going for Gold on BBC-1 for the Daytime
Schedules - Weekdays and also Bring Back Telly Addicts on BBC-1 on Monday
Nights at 8pm - www.petitiononline.com/fourgold/petition.html

32) Bring Button Moon out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/dcd342mc/petition.html

33) Bring Cockleshell Bay out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/lhg75plm/petition.html

34) Bring Look and Read Stories out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/wtr67wsq/petition.html

35) Bring Pigeon Street out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/tyr766bb/petition.html

36) Bring Portland Bill out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/yt931tpk/petition.html

37) Bring T-Bag out on Dvd - www.petitiononline.com/sa227rdw/petition.html

38) Bring The Children of Green Knowe out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/green61k/petition.html

39) Bring The Complete Series 1-3 of The Bill Including The Pilot Woodentop
out on Dvd - www.petitiononline.com/bill123w/petition.html

40) Bring The Lone Ranger out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/fc788yhj/petition.html

41) Bring The Phoenix and the Carpet out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/car34pet/petition.html

42) Bring The Snow Spider out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/spi50der/petition.html

43) Bring The Telebugs out on Dvd -
www.petitiononline.com/bug55bug/petition.html

As you can see there are a lot of petitions here and what I suggest you do
is highlight the whole of this email with your mouse, click on edit at the
top of the screen, then click on copy, then go out of the internet
altogether, go into word, then click on edit again, click on paste and then
lastly print it off. This is the only way that you will be able to get a
complete listing in front of you at all times because if you try and print
this email off the internet it won't work I'm afraid.

I only started certain petitions yesterday and I could do with you spreading
the word because out of all these petitions that are available to sign a lot
of them will appeal to the whole family not just one individual. Please make
sure though that you read each of the main pages of all the petitions first
before whether deciding to sign them or not as it will hopefully make sense
then why the titles of the petitions are worded the way they are.

Thank you for taking the time to read my long email and can you please email
me back as soon as possible.


Yours sincerely


Robert

[joe_m]

no wonder everyone in this country is so ****ing fat when thats all you care about, telly

Why not petition against something useful, war perhaps

[cybergirl3]

Some people have A LOT of time on their hands.

[{ph[oe]nix}]

This is a joke right?

[brooksider]

this was in my email inbox

Ive never got why people think actors and actresses should get knighthoods maybe if they did lots of charity work. Some of these petitions are crazy.
Axe footballers wives and Bad girls- who thought of this one.
And saturday night television- im not understanding.

[scoper]

that bloke is deffo a bit loonified

[flicker]

Originally Posted by brooksider

this was in my email inbox

If this person is a friend of yours, I suggest you have a tactful chat with them and suggest they get some counselling - they obviously have big problems! Frankly, virtually 99% of it is utterly ridiculous, and it's a shame they haven't something better to do with their time.

[Huch'net]

I agree the person who sent the email 'Robert' needs to get off his fat arse instead of creating petitions & watching TV 24/7.

How dare he say AXE EASTENDERS!?

Sir David Jason already has a knighthood!

The thing that makes me laugh...

To: BBC & ITV Bosses
We the undersigned demand that all soap operas be put back to two episodes a week each because the amount of airtime that is dedicated to soaps is ridiculous.

But by the time all the soaps that they want axed(Neighbours, Enders, Holby, Doctors), BBC would have none left...

ITV would be left with almost a 'monopoly' over the soap market...axing Hollyoaks & Family Affairs too...

[Sloopy]

no.43: Bring back Supermarket Sweep and Runway with Richard Madeley on ITV for weekday mornings.

Sir Angela Rippon - has a nice ring to it.

Loving no.29 - 'Bring back Crosswits and The Krypton Factor' - I'm sure Gordon Burns fans will agree.

[bendolino]

Looking at most of those petitions, Freeview would be a bit barren wouldn't it?

[Sloopy]

Are you sure this Robert bloke doesn't want to abolish television altogether and return to the era of the wireless radio?

[dazza1956]

All i can say is Robert is without a shadow of doubt the biggest loser in this world and dseserves to be shot. OK maybe that was a bit harsh but this guy has annoyed me purely due to how sad he is and how much time he has to set up 43 petitions. The guy is a joke and so are the petitions.

If i ever saw him i would have great pleasure in beating the crap out of him

[DillholeMcGinty]

Originally Posted by dazza1956

If i ever saw him i would have great pleasure in beating the crap out of him

awww lookit the internet tough guy

[Beth Hart]

Hmm I'm going to close this now, I can't see it going anywhere useful.

Beth.