[Inspiration]

I typed these myself, so sorry for any errors or missed words you may find.

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Derek:

"Hi my names Derek. And I'm 40. And I'm a professional speach writer and political analyst. I belong to a few minority groups, and not all of them are popular, certainly not now a days being a tory. I've contributed speaches for Thatcher, Hessletine, Alan Clarke, Neil Hammilton, who happens to be a great friend aswell. I became the first, and only ever black master of fox hounds. Not bad I don't think. But I'm black and I think thats probably abit more popular. And I'm gay. And I think thats even more popular. <Laughs>. Don't be so silly. I have made history, I want to go on making history. I'm charismatic, I'm different, and I would want to win."

Derek Body Language: Sat back at all times. Motionless mostly. Calm, composed. Animated with his hands and fingers at times, pointing to fingers to make a point. Lots of nods of approval for things he said. Loud laugh.


Lesley:

"Hiya! Erm.. well.. I'm Lesley, as you probably read on my application form. But? every other girl in there in the place because every girl is like always looking at me as if I'm.. I don't know.. less than them or something. Just because they're jealous, obviously. I'm me, I'm not changing for no one. I know that I'm gorgeous. I wear the right clothes. I'm a poser. I'd love cameras all over me, every day every night. I'd love it. I mean maybe not when I'm in toilet or something but y'know, I'd love it. Me Mum and Dad don't know that I smoke. So, y'know, obviously I'm not going to be able to have a fag the whole time I'm in there because me Mum and Dad don't approve of it, even tho they smoke themself which is .. I dunno.. it's totally like stupid. If I've got something to say about someone, if I think they're a bitch, I won't, y'know, I won't hide it. I will tell them. You'd know if I were giving you evils. Girls do seem as a threat, some of them. If I were in a mood, I'd be like, [I don't get along with girls very well] y'know, you just know....."

Lesley Body Language: Leans forward at times, leaning on her knee. Moves about alot on her chair. Sat back at times. Confident. Plays with hair. Sat close to the camera at times. Shakes her head to make points. Looks up with her eyes to the far top right at times to make a point.


Sam:

"Hi, I'm Sam, I've always wanted to be famous. I go to Uni in Oxford and I'm treated like a celebrity, get VIP entry to all clubs, dance in bars. I'm always like the center of attention. Even when I really don't want to be. I'm also very intelligent. Very interesting to talk to. I have very interesting views on the world. I hate male shovernists. So if theres any of those in there. I'm abit of a femenist. But also abit of an equalitarian. I think men and women should be equal really. I believe girls should be able to sleep around. I'm a big fan of Christina Aguilera. The one possesion I'd have to take into the house would be my vibrator, because I'm probably the horniest girl you've ever met. Yeah I am abit addicted to men and sex. <Laughs>. I flirt with Men and Women. Aside from all this sex stuff I am quite classy really. I'm assertive. Can be quite rude. Brutally honest. I don't care if they think I'm arrogant. I don't care if they think I'm a slag. They can think what they want, because I'm not.

Sam Body Language: Rarely looked at the camera when talking. Moved her hands around alot. Smiled the entire time. Lots of head/facial movement, expressions. Moved hair abit quite alot. Wore hotpants to audition.


Maxwell

"Ello Girls and Boys <wink>, my names Maxwell Trotter Ward at your service. I'm abit of a geezer. I'm from North London. I'm loud. People say I'm rude. I'm obnoxious. I like having a laugh. I like messing about. I just like being abit of a naughty boy, to be honest with ya. I'll argue about anything, I'll argue black is white, night is day. I've got opinions, although most of them don't make any sense. Exercise is for muppets, I'm tellin ya. What do you need a whrist band for? What does it do? Don't look good. Vegetarians make me laugh, esspecially the ones that eat fish. Jesus loves you bands. Jesus loves you bands. If he loved you, he wouldn't make you wear one of them. People who just have political views on everything, and, you just, they won't stop. You can't say birds, and you can't do this, and you can't have a wash because soap's killing animals and just have a wash, have a bath, and shut up. People talk about the war all the time, got opinions and all that, if they stop the war they stop the war, don't matter if you march. It doesn't directly effect me so it doesn't really bother me that much. What bothers me, is right, if I wanna have a beer with the boys on a Saturday, and if Arsenal win. Simple things make me happy. if I loose abit of the cheek flab, right, I could be quite a sort.

Maxwell Body Language: Confident. Loud. No real hesitation. Could talk for hours!


Vanessa

"Has it started yet? Hello Big Brother! I'm Vanessa! The cookie monster! I am err a gossiper. The girl sat next to me was so dry. She just got on my nerves. I'm a bitch. If she doesn't like the way I am, she can **** off. I'm two faced. You're outfit is so fetch, where did you buy that skirt, it's great on you. I don't think so, no. It's the ****ing ugliest skirt I've ever seen in my life. Erm, loud. Shallow. If you're good lookin, and you've got a big cock, and a nice body, then it's fine with me, thats all you need. Materialistic. Should have made pink labels because they would go better with my outfit. Theres another one aswell, some people call me thick. Bothered. Who cares. <Whistle> No! Is that it? Have I been rejected?"

Vanessa Body Language: Loud.. confident. Moved around alot. Big body and facial expressions. Smiled alot. Very animated.


Anthony

"Hiya! My names Anthony, erm, I'm a 70's dancer. [Dances]. I think I should be in the Big Brother house as er, because I'm a very good looking lad, as you can see. I think loads of birds would fancy us. [Shows underwear]. To be honest. This stands for super shag. If theres a fit bird in there, I would predict that I'd end up trying to pull her. I like false tits and stuff like that. Just good looking lasses really. But as, once I've had a few drinks, me standards go way down. Way low. I'm like, dark and handsome, but I don't tick the box for tall. I wear shoes with a really good heal on them to make us look taller. Cowboy boots. They got a kinda good heel like. I can't cook to save me life. I can't iron. Me Mam will cook me food. I'll be sitting in the house and I'll ask me Mam to get us a drink. Because I can't be arsed to go into the kitchen. I do probably come across as arogant. But I am a really nice lad, once you get to know us. [Dances]."

Anthony Body Language: Confident. Sat still most of the time. Crossed his arms at times.


Roberto

"My name is Roberto. I'm Italian. I've lived in England for about nine years. And I'm a teacher. And err.. what would you like to drink? What do you do? What about you? I'm full of myself. This is difficult to deny. But the look, I think, is a gift. Theres no.. theres no skills in this. I'm lucky because I think the package is good. I'm 32 and I know what I look like. I'm maybe a little bit of a pretty boy. Everything goes in proportions so. What can I say? I'm kinda a hybrid, y'know, I'm not all Italian as such. Y'know, and I'm not English. I got alot of things to say, but this is because basically I've had alot of experiences in life. I was in a paracute regiment. Basketball player. I was a wind surfing professional for two years. I was a teacher. I had enough with teaching. Now I think it's about time that I let myself free. And be what I want to be, which is a crazy man. You're looking good. Nice microphone I have to say. I'll see you later."

Roberto Body Language: Confident. Laid back. Quite a few hand jestures pointing to himself.


Makosi

"[10 seconds of deep breathing and silence]. Hello Makosi. (The voice actually sounded like one of the female diary room voices) Hey!. I'm not self obsessed or anything, but erm, I do kinda know that y'know, I'm quite good looking. I love the camera. I'm sure the camera will love me. I'm interesting to watch. Sometimes it seems you are going on and on about yourself um yet you'd rather talk about yourself really than talk about somebody else. Shallow people offend me. Too faced people offend me. People who swear for no apparent reason. When I grew up, I had a chufuer, a gardener, a maid, and a guard sometimes. Erm so it might explain my Princess attributes. Yeah, I love myself."

Makosi Body Language: Split between laid back and sat back, and sat forward. Smiled alot. Moved about quite abit. Paid abit of attention to her hair.


Craig

"Alright Big Brother you gotta let me ****ing get on this show because I'm one ****ing spoilt little brat and I ****ing always get my own way, one way or a ****ing nother. I've got my own Salon at 19. I'm ****ing doing so well in my hair dressing industry. I need to get my views out there, I need to get my ****ing salons views out there. I'm sick of these little ***** that they keep ****ing putting on there, little pussies who are frightened of ****ing saying what they ****ink think. I'm an opinionated person. I love my attitude. I love having opinions on people. I voice my opinions on people. I always have done, I always will do. I do tend to look down on people. I'll look at someone at what they're wearing and I'll think ugh. [inaudiable].. sad and pathetic getting on with their boring little lives, working in their shitty little jobs, sitting in their stupid little council houses, doing absolutely nothing with their lives, their greatest accomplishment is having kids. Anybody can sit there and have kids. I'm very good at spreading rumours because I can make people believe what I want them to believe. All you gotta do is look at peoples weaknesses and exploit them. I love destroying peoples lives, and I take great delight in seeing other people unhappy. "

Craig Body Language: Appeared rather angry. Talked very fast. Very moody of sorts. Not much else you can say, other than the F-word count being off the scale.


Mary

"Hi, I'm from Atlantis. Now that might seem quite strange, but it is really a belief I have. That I'm spiritually.. came here again.. to live this age, to spiritually develop. I'll try and read your aura. At the moment you're a very blue aura. [Palm reading] Nice and fleshy, very romantic. Then it's red, and theres yellow beyond that. I'm abit like Lady Macbeth. Duncan, under my battlements. [Can you tell us about your experience of abduction].. oh, alien abduction. I woke up, and it was about 4 in the morning, and I saw a UFO in the sky. I was like oh my god, it's a UFO, in the sky. And I was am I dreaming this. There was all these lights around it. It really was a UFO. I blanked out. And I woke up about five hours later, totally exhausted. Now I havn't been abducted in a year and a half. [How many times have you been abducted?] I'd say about seven."

Mary Body Language: Strange. Seemed to come alive when asked certain questions (UFO ones in particular). Looked around alot.. left and right with her eyes. Rather nervous until prompted.


Science

"Easy wag one Big Brother. Science the great is back again. Thanks for the opportunity and that. You know why I need the Big right now, I'm broke, I wasn't even going to come down here to do this, but then I was tossing and turning last night yeah, I didn't even know what to do with myself yeah so I thought y'know what I'm going to do, I'm gonna catch a coach, come to London, and show em what for. And I can do a performance at the end, because I'm a Musician too. I thought you would have already known that. Alright my music ain't out yet but it's gonna be out soon. Y'know what I mean. These things take time. I'm more like a revolutionary. A rebel of the times now. I'm fighting for the people, them in the same situation as me. I'm fighting for the guy who has to sell the Big Issue. If he's not smoking drugs. I'm the ghetto spokesman. I'm the face of today. And the man of tomorrow. Science is greater. I will have many haters. But no one can take it to the place that I'm going to take it. So why don't you just let me do what I'm going to do gate keeper, oh Big Brother you. You might aswell.

Science Body Language: Confident. Moved about alot, lots of hand movement, looked up at the sky alot while thinking and talking. Seemed rather intelligent.


Saskia

"Hiya, my name is Saskia. I'm 22, well 23 in 10 days. You look at the boobs, you look at the face, and you know you think huh, glammor girl, wannabe porn star, lap dancer, I get it all the time, but I'm not. I'm a nice person that just looks pretty good. I'm 100% natural, apart from my nails, I always get my nails done every month. I'm a normal girl with a normal job. I'm a promo girl. So I get hired, I go to the Dorchester Hotel, I do the meeting and greeting, stuff like that. I do the Rugby, Football, I do glamorous stuff aswell. You call yourself a model but I've dressed up as all sorts. I don't mind burping infront of people, farting, maybe not on the first day but after you've met me a few times I'm quite laddy. I love my Football. I love my booze. Erm like you say, what you see is not what you always get. Right I'm a cortus? sri-lankan? so I'm not racist. I do not like people coming into the country. Right I can not generalise but I do, I shouldn't do, but I do. They all wanna kill us. Bomb us. That mean they all us names. I wouldn't say [in audiable] and kill them, I mean thats evil. They're unfortunate, we're more furtunate. Send them abit of money. Y'know. Not my problem. At the end of the day.2

Saskia Body Language: Confident. A slightly ladish pose. Sat back mostly. Smiled alot. A few facial expressions to express herself.


Kemal

"Hi Big Brother I'm the fabulous diva that is Kemal Shaheen. Erm I'm a male belly dancer. [Dances]. I have been having a huge debate with the religion issue in the past month right. I'm originally from Turkey, but I'm studying in Liverpool now. I'm at Uni. The beliefs I've had in Islam so far, I think have really helped me. Like it does keep you grounded. I love Eurovision Song Contest. Oh my days (daze?). I don't see how if I don't eat bacon how thats going to make me a better person. Do you know what I mean? I'm glamorous, I'm about the drama, I'm about all of this all of that, you know what I mean, a little shusche(?) here and there. If that religion doesn't accept me, then maybe I shouldn't be part of that religion. I don't know. I'm growing my hair into a little fro right. But it's still an on going struggle (Religion). Neeeeehhh.. ohhh. Entrance right, were going to go for ethnic, sary (spelt wrong I know), red because red is like the marriage colour, in like Asian weddings. My marriage to the house. Red sary. Coming out, gold embroided with a train."

Kemal Body Language: Very confident. Very fast. Moved his hands about alot, played with his hair alot.


(Sorry for the spelling errors, it's late. And yes, I did just type all that by hand. It took almost two hours! Enjoy)

[Inspiration]

Also please keep in mind Big Brother intermixed about three auditions for each person, so some text is in the wrong order but you get the jist of it. I've tried to seperate it or explain it where it happened and caused potential confusion. Oh and if this has already been done somewhere, apologies. And someone better reply to say thank you or I'll set Mary onto you Enjoy.

[rockjack]

see thats what i mean

wheres the cofident assertive sam

[jewelwg]

Thank you....

an enjoyable read....

Originally Posted by Inspiration

Also please keep in mind Big Brother intermixed about three auditions for each person, so some text is in the wrong order but you get the jist of it. I've tried to seperate it or explain it where it happened and caused potential confusion. Oh and if this has already been done somewhere, apologies. And someone better reply to say thank you or I'll set Mary onto you Enjoy.

Superb job. Big Gold Star for you!

[Rain]

They are all nothing like them in the house! Like they are from different people!

Ignore them or let your self be entertained by them, it's what they are there for!

[RKO'd]

Thank you, an interesting read and good to look back on after they've all been inside for a week now.

[Friendly Face]

"wag one"?

"wah gwan" mean "hi, i'm from the hood"!

On a more serious note, thanks, that was great.

How come all FMs know that what is said is rubbish but BB seems to fall for it year after year.

[Veri]

Wow! That was a lot of work, and it's not easy to do either. Thanks!

[Boo Pires]

Thank you for typing all that up. I hadn't seen all of the launch show yet, I was going to watch it this afternoon. I don't need to now.

Cheers!

I found this interesting......

Sam:

"I'm always like the center of attention. Even when I really don't want to be. I'm also very intelligent. Very interesting to talk to. I have very interesting views on the world. "

Any proof of any of this yet?

It doesn't seem as though many of them have lived up to their audition tapes so far

[lulu]

Originally Posted by Inspiration

I typed these myself, so sorry for any errors or missed words you may find.

Thank you for all that Inspiration you're a star. I missed most of the adition tapes when they were on.

I see Craig is 100% living up to his then

[RaptorX]

Great Research

[Neck_Romancer]

Sam, Vanessa and Craig all come across as extremly fake.

After mouthing off so much in the auditions, they have provided so far zero entertainment and only 1% of what they promised of themselves

[CreativEssence]

Originally Posted by Inspiration

I typed these myself, so sorry for any errors or missed words you may find.

(Sorry for the spelling errors, it's late. And yes, I did just type all that by hand. It took almost two hours! Enjoy)

Thank you for taking the time to type all of that out and sharing it with others

[MyMelody]

This is why I put a tenner on maxwell to win on the first night.
Don't let me down maxwell!