A bird did a really big poop on my car. - Chatter

10-09-2005, 19:36

Hello

A bird did a really big poop on my car but it was a weird purple colour.

It covered a quarter of the windscreen and that is no exaggeration.

If I put a stuffed cat on top of the roof, do you think it will stop this happening again in the future?

chocolatekisses · 10-09-2005, 19:41

It'll have been scoffing berries

10-09-2005, 19:43

A bird once pooped on my head

chocolatekisses · 10-09-2005, 19:47

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Originally Posted by cifpower

A bird once pooped on my head

It's meant to be lucky - muck for luck

10-09-2005, 19:54

Yep, that purple stuff happens a lot to boat owners. The solution is to string up some old CDs across the rigging to scare the birds. Maybe you could do the same from your car aerial.

So now there's a use for all those CDs that AOL keep sending in the post.

Make it so · 10-09-2005, 21:20

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Originally Posted by potatolegs

Hello

A bird did a really big poop on my car but it was a weird purple colour.

It covered a quarter of the windscreen and that is no exaggeration.

If I put a stuffed cat on top of the roof, do you think it will stop this happening again in the future?

This happened to the front of my caravan over half the front was covered in this purple mess. It must have been an ostrich flying over. I know they can't fly, not surprising really if they carry that much shit about.

Elliebee · 10-09-2005, 21:23

Maybe it had been drinking Ribena.....

I was pooped on last week while i sunbathed,got me right on the stomach

Grrr bloomin seagulls!!

Alamac · 10-09-2005, 21:57

What shit? Yeah, it happens n

Blofeld · 10-09-2005, 23:11

We used to ahve trees in our front garden at our old house, so our cars were covered in crap.

The footpaths behind our house now are also covered in it (as is part of our garden) due to the trees behind us.

Our aerial seems to attract them to, so our bins (which are directly below the aerial) are always white isnetad of whatever colour they should be.

I was once crapped on by pigeon in Covent Garden...I wouldnt have minded if I was on the way home, but no, I had just arrived in London, and a had a long day ahead of me....

Examinus · 10-09-2005, 23:12

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Originally Posted by potatolegs

A bird did a really big poop on my car...It covered a quarter of the windscreen

Maybe the bird had eaten dry rice and exploded?

Chubbler · 11-09-2005, 11:21

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Originally Posted by cifpower

A bird once pooped on my head

Lol

No, I feel really sorry for you.

11-09-2005, 11:28

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Originally Posted by elliebee

Maybe it had been drinking Ribena.....

... or eating beetroot?!

CitySlicker · 11-09-2005, 11:40

I found a bean on my car windscreen 3 weeks ago, right in the middle of it - no bean juice, nothing anywhere else on the car, just a solitary bean. Puzzled me how it got there - surely no-one's going to be so bored they take a bean, wash it and place it squarely on my windscreen?

11-09-2005, 12:00

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Originally Posted by CitySlicker

I found a bean on my car windscreen 3 weeks ago, right in the middle of it - no bean juice, nothing anywhere else on the car, just a solitary bean. Puzzled me how it got there - surely no-one's going to be so bored they take a bean, wash it and place it squarely on my windscreen?

French bean? Runner bean? baked bean? kidney bean? broad bean? What kind of bean had somebody washed & placed on your windscreen? (Or maybe a bird had 'bean'?!

)

CitySlicker · 11-09-2005, 13:00

It was a baked bean. Unsure of brand, possibly Heinz but could have been HP. Looked probably a bit too plump to be a 9p special Netto bean.

Fruits · 11-09-2005, 13:02

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Originally Posted by cifpower

A bird once pooped on my head

hehehehehehehe

11-09-2005, 14:17

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Originally Posted by CitySlicker

It was a baked bean. Unsure of brand, possibly Heinz but could have been HP. Looked probably a bit too plump to be a 9p special Netto bean.

Was it still in the tomato sauce?!

Bigg Ron · 11-09-2005, 14:22

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Originally Posted by cifpower

A bird once pooped on my head

I hope you finished with her after that

11-09-2005, 14:24

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Originally Posted by Bigg Ron

I hope you finished with her after that

It was a bird of the avian variety which, if your post was accurate, I would have been involved in beastiality.

I was also 9 which would mean your post refers to peadophilia.

Why do you infer such things?

CitySlicker · 11-09-2005, 14:42

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Originally Posted by ElsieKay

Was it still in the tomato sauce?!

Nope, just the bean on its own sat on my windscreen. No sauce, no trail on the window as if it had been flung - it was as if someone had taken the trouble to wash it, then go to the windscreen, lean across into the middle of the car, then place it delicately on; taking care not to leave any marks.

Bizarre, it still puzzles me to this day. I even thought there's a possibility of a flying bean as it was dustbin day and they had driven past; but all the dustbins in the borough are wheelie bins with no 'flinging' involved!

marling · 11-09-2005, 14:51

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Originally Posted by cifpower

A bird once pooped on my head

How awful. I was in Falmouth last week and some child disturbed all the seagulls on the harbour. Consequently they all went bonkers, flew around and pooped everywhere. Some guy got a direct hit on his hat. At that point I headed indoors immediately

Snozzwangler · 11-09-2005, 16:08

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Originally Posted by chocolatekisses

It's meant to be lucky - muck for luck

I prefer something similar for luck

peebly · 11-09-2005, 22:02

Hello

I think the birds shit on things deliberately, every time I wash my car a bird shites on it about hour later.

There more intelligent then we like to think.

12-09-2005, 08:42

I can think of one FM who would say that you should be happy that it was only plop on your car that the bird dropped.

jra · 12-09-2005, 08:53

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Originally Posted by Ruby_

Yep, that purple stuff happens a lot to boat owners. The solution is to string up some old CDs across the rigging to scare the birds.

Unfortunately, that doesn't work.

I've seen it not working at Salcombe and Dartmouth.

10-09-2005, 19:36	#1
potatolegs Posts: n/a	A bird did a really big poop on my car. Hello A bird did a really big poop on my car but it was a weird purple colour. It covered a quarter of the windscreen and that is no exaggeration. If I put a stuffed cat on top of the roof, do you think it will stop this happening again in the future?

10-09-2005, 21:57	#8
Alamac Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: West London, W3 Posts: 278	What shit? Yeah, it happens n Last edited by Alamac : 10-09-2005 at 22:30. Reason: something less blunt

10-09-2005, 19:41	#2
chocolatekisses Banned User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Keeping it real Posts: 6,451	It'll have been scoffing berries

10-09-2005, 19:43	#3
Joyitude Posts: n/a	A bird once pooped on my head

10-09-2005, 19:54	#5
Ruby_ Posts: n/a	Yep, that purple stuff happens a lot to boat owners. The solution is to string up some old CDs across the rigging to scare the birds. Maybe you could do the same from your car aerial. So now there's a use for all those CDs that AOL keep sending in the post.

10-09-2005, 21:23	#7
Elliebee Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cliff top, by the Sea Posts: 5,389	Maybe it had been drinking Ribena..... I was pooped on last week while i sunbathed,got me right on the stomach Grrr bloomin seagulls!!

10-09-2005, 23:11	#9
Blofeld Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Schottland Services: Virgin XL, Xbox 360 Posts: 3,453	We used to ahve trees in our front garden at our old house, so our cars were covered in crap. The footpaths behind our house now are also covered in it (as is part of our garden) due to the trees behind us. Our aerial seems to attract them to, so our bins (which are directly below the aerial) are always white isnetad of whatever colour they should be. I was once crapped on by pigeon in Covent Garden...I wouldnt have minded if I was on the way home, but no, I had just arrived in London, and a had a long day ahead of me....

11-09-2005, 11:40	#13
CitySlicker Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: London Services: BBC Television Service, 405 lines from Alexandra Palace, Channel B1 VHF 1 Posts: 6,032	I found a bean on my car windscreen 3 weeks ago, right in the middle of it - no bean juice, nothing anywhere else on the car, just a solitary bean. Puzzled me how it got there - surely no-one's going to be so bored they take a bean, wash it and place it squarely on my windscreen?

11-09-2005, 13:00	#15
CitySlicker Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: London Services: BBC Television Service, 405 lines from Alexandra Palace, Channel B1 VHF 1 Posts: 6,032	It was a baked bean. Unsure of brand, possibly Heinz but could have been HP. Looked probably a bit too plump to be a 9p special Netto bean.

11-09-2005, 22:02	#23
peebly Banned User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: look in your wardrobe Services: Ubuntu Edgy 6.10 user, Freeview, sky, BT Broadband Posts: 1,281	Hello I think the birds shit on things deliberately, every time I wash my car a bird shites on it about hour later. There more intelligent then we like to think.

12-09-2005, 08:42	#24
bob.bobsta Posts: n/a	I can think of one FM who would say that you should be happy that it was only plop on your car that the bird dropped.