Cyber Pint for whoever can guess which 80's show this is from!!!!! - TV Programmes

Manchesterboy74 · 21-09-2005, 18:39

We are the top class cabaret at Dimitri's Taverna
We pick up sixty quid a gig, its not a bad little earner

The lights are low the wine will flow
We're so glad that your here
We recommend the shish kebab
If you like diaorhhea

It doesnt matter what we play
nobody's listening anyway
what could be finer than watching the diner have a jolly good meal

That load of jerks just got of work and then went to the boozer
their eyes are popping out of their head at the local medusa
he's heading straight back to the bog if he drinks that retcina
its been diluted with a drop of industrial cleaner

It doesnt matter what we play
nobody's listening anyway
what could be finer than watching the diner have a jolly good meal

That stupid berk just finished work
went for cladestine kiss
oh jesus christ look whats walked in
that is only his missus

It doesnt matter what we play
nobody's listening anyway
what could be finer than watching the diner have a jolly good meal

The bill arrives and now its time for the usual saga
who had the fish, who had the lamb and who drank all the lager
here come the good old boys in blue, better leave in a hurry
you've been a lovely audience, now we're off for a curry

Look at the poor boys dance tonight
ring for the ambulance tonight,
what could be finer that watching the diner
have a jolly good meal.

Channel Hopper · 21-09-2005, 20:12

Tightwad

If it was a real ale, I'd give you the answer.

arfur · 21-09-2005, 22:30

I remember that! Isn't it a sketch from "Alas Smith & Jones"?

Tizzy · 21-09-2005, 23:20

Was it from Not The Nine O'clock News

zebedee · 22-09-2005, 00:00

The Monte Carlo Show with Patrick Wayne ?

tomorrow · 22-09-2005, 00:21

Sounds like something Lenny Henry would have done on one of his shows ... on the one that he was a DJ ....

sugarpuffs · 22-09-2005, 00:36

Looks like a Two Ronnies musical number?

glyn · 22-09-2005, 15:28

Sounds like something from Hale and Pace

Frank Chickens · 22-09-2005, 18:00

It was done over the end credits of " Alas Smith & Jones", good sketch.

Cookie Crumbler · 22-09-2005, 18:05

I would go for either Smith & Jones, or possibly Fry & Laurie.

Cristo · 22-09-2005, 20:15

Alexi Sayle?

arfur · 24-09-2005, 01:07

So Manchesterboy, are we going to get an answer?

I'm claiming the Cyber Pint. Am I right?

Frank Chickens · 24-09-2005, 17:55

Far as I know you are about this arfur.

21-09-2005, 18:39	#1
Manchesterboy74 Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Naughty North West Services: Sky + Multiroom, Wanadoo Broadband, PSX1, PSX2,PHILIPS DVD610R,SONY NW-HD5 Posts: 158	Cyber Pint for whoever can guess which 80's show this is from!!!!! We are the top class cabaret at Dimitri's Taverna We pick up sixty quid a gig, its not a bad little earner The lights are low the wine will flow We're so glad that your here We recommend the shish kebab If you like diaorhhea It doesnt matter what we play nobody's listening anyway what could be finer than watching the diner have a jolly good meal That load of jerks just got of work and then went to the boozer their eyes are popping out of their head at the local medusa he's heading straight back to the bog if he drinks that retcina its been diluted with a drop of industrial cleaner It doesnt matter what we play nobody's listening anyway what could be finer than watching the diner have a jolly good meal That stupid berk just finished work went for cladestine kiss oh jesus christ look whats walked in that is only his missus It doesnt matter what we play nobody's listening anyway what could be finer than watching the diner have a jolly good meal The bill arrives and now its time for the usual saga who had the fish, who had the lamb and who drank all the lager here come the good old boys in blue, better leave in a hurry you've been a lovely audience, now we're off for a curry Look at the poor boys dance tonight ring for the ambulance tonight, what could be finer that watching the diner have a jolly good meal.

21-09-2005, 20:12	#2
Channel Hopper Inactive Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pergatory, it be near Croydon Services: BT 500 Plug and Go, and BIG bastard motorised dish Posts: 15,504	Tightwad If it was a real ale, I'd give you the answer.

21-09-2005, 22:30	#3
arfur Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 111	I remember that! Isn't it a sketch from "Alas Smith & Jones"?

21-09-2005, 23:20	#4
Tizzy Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: On t'case Services: Searching for Emmerdale pets Posts: 14,976	Was it from Not The Nine O'clock News

22-09-2005, 00:00	#5
zebedee Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: north london Services: freesat,bt vision Posts: 656	The Monte Carlo Show with Patrick Wayne ?

22-09-2005, 00:21	#6
tomorrow Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: AC magsiess Services: AC Longacre Posts: 26,595	Sounds like something Lenny Henry would have done on one of his shows ... on the one that he was a DJ ....

22-09-2005, 00:36	#7
sugarpuffs Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 85	Looks like a Two Ronnies musical number?

22-09-2005, 15:28	#8
glyn Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: London Services: Freeview, Telewest broadband Posts: 31	Sounds like something from Hale and Pace

22-09-2005, 18:00	#9
Frank Chickens Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Midlands Posts: 601	It was done over the end credits of " Alas Smith & Jones", good sketch.

22-09-2005, 18:05	#10
Cookie Crumbler Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In the biscuit barrel... Services: Oric Atmos with home-made 28.8k modem... Posts: 1,511	I would go for either Smith & Jones, or possibly Fry & Laurie.

22-09-2005, 20:15	#11
Cristo Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Glasgow Services: Freeview, Orange Broadband Posts: 689	Alexi Sayle?

24-09-2005, 01:07	#12
arfur Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 111	So Manchesterboy, are we going to get an answer? I'm claiming the Cyber Pint. Am I right?

24-09-2005, 17:55	#13
Frank Chickens Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Midlands Posts: 601	Far as I know you are about this arfur.