HRH Dame Elizabeth of the Hurley & Damien - Showbiz

lots2do · 28-09-2005, 13:20

Has anyone seen the latest pictures in OK and Heat of Damien at a 'society' wedding? He is holding his 'little man' and trying desperately to tell 'mummy dear' that he needs to use the lavatory - only to be ignored whilst 'mummy dear' mwaah mwaah's other guests!

The most disturbing thing of all is how the little mite is dressed. Not content with cutting his hair in a pure bowl, but he has very sensible shoes, teamed with white ankle socks, beige shorts, a pink (yes, pink) long-sleeved shirt and a blue blazer with gold buttons. He's dressed like a bloke you'd find at the local golf club - the only thing missing is a Jag and cigars.

HRH Dame Hurley, please invest in a Mini Boden catalogue, or take a hired limo and go straight to Gap or Mothercare, and allow him to slum it like the commoners and dress his age!

CHUTNEY · 28-09-2005, 13:23

And his mother is famous because............?

icklekermy · 28-09-2005, 13:29

i saw those pictures in HEAT..the way she dresses him is almost abuse!

Caramel · 28-09-2005, 13:31

I've read that Elton John buys all Damien's clothes.

chipstick10 · 28-09-2005, 13:31

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Originally Posted by CHUTNEY

And his mother is famous because............?

Because she didnt know how to dress herself either and ended up on her blokes arm wearing a dress held together with safety pins.

cel_001 · 28-09-2005, 13:39

Yes, Bing Junior did look very uncomfortable at the wedding.

chipstick10 · 28-09-2005, 13:53

I somehow ended up at a film premier (mate won a comp) and all the so called celebs had taken their kids along. The way alot of them were dressed was shameful to say the least. Ott just isnt in it. They were dressed in boleroes and all sorts.

CHUTNEY · 28-09-2005, 13:55

And that was just the boys, eh Chip?

Porcupine · 28-09-2005, 14:02

But it was a wedding - didnt you're parents used to dress you up in totally boring farty clothes when you had to go somewhere posh ?

I know mine did

I remember a rather spectacular floor length smock thing, that looked like it was made out of pair of curtains with lace around the neck and wrists. Splendid it was

icklekermy · 28-09-2005, 14:05

i think if she dressed him normally for the rest of the time then people would let it go..ive seen pictures of her out for walks with him and he was in a short legged baby blue dungaree set with matching cravate and with RED, yes thats RED t-bar shoes that made him look like the smallest Judy Garland fan ever!

Porcupine · 28-09-2005, 14:17

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Originally Posted by icklekermy

RED t-bar shoes that made him look like the smallest Judy Garland fan ever!

Hehehehehe that made me laugh

Were they sparkly and covered in sequins ?

Bless him, he is a cute looking chat isnt he, considering he was the worlds LARGEST baby.

FordCapri · 28-09-2005, 14:23

Poor little bleeder.

chipstick10 · 28-09-2005, 14:28

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Originally Posted by CHUTNEY

And that was just the boys, eh Chip?

lol . You got it about right.

Agent Krycek · 28-09-2005, 14:33

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Originally Posted by icklekermy

i think if she dressed him normally for the rest of the time then people would let it go..ive seen pictures of her out for walks with him and he was in a short legged baby blue dungaree set with matching cravate and with RED, yes thats RED t-bar shoes that made him look like the smallest Judy Garland fan ever!

I too have seen those pictures - poor little mite

Remember as well, this is child who apparently holds her face in his hands and says 'Mummy, I'm obsessed with you' *run for the hills*

HuskyLove · 28-09-2005, 14:35

I reckon La Hurley or Elton have nowt to do with the way the child's dressed. It's the colour blind nanny that's to blame

The Prumeister · 28-09-2005, 14:37

Never mind his outfit - what about hers? Hideous tweed and lycra ensemble.

I can't help thinking that poor old Damien is but a mere fashion accessory for La Hurley

icklekermy · 28-09-2005, 14:39

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Originally Posted by Agent Krycek

I too have seen those pictures - poor little mite

Remember as well, this is child who apparently holds her face in his hands and says 'Mummy, I'm obsessed with you' *run for the hills*

lol, like the nanny in the Omen..."I love you Damien"

CHUTNEY · 28-09-2005, 14:45

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Originally Posted by The Prumeister

Never mind his outfit - what about hers? Hideous tweed and lycra ensemble.

I can't help thinking that poor old Damien is but a mere fashion accessory for La Hurley

Eh up, the heavyweights are steaming in with their comments............

Perhaps SGQ will join in too if we're not all a bit too 'common' these days!

bom-jiggy · 28-09-2005, 14:54

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Originally Posted by Caramel

I've read that Elton John buys all Damien's clothes.

I heard this too

FordCapri · 28-09-2005, 14:58

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Originally Posted by bom-jiggy

I heard this too

That figures, Elton John, the man known for his discreet style and understated taste!

Pickpuss · 28-09-2005, 15:07

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Originally Posted by icklekermy

i think if she dressed him normally for the rest of the time then people would let it go..ive seen pictures of her out for walks with him and he was in a short legged baby blue dungaree set with matching cravate and with RED, yes thats RED t-bar shoes that made him look like the smallest Judy Garland fan ever!

Or a friend of Dorothy

icklekermy · 28-09-2005, 17:33

exactly!

its like shes breeding him to be a flaming queen so she has a shopping buddy when shes older and she never has to worry about some sily cow getting herself pregnant and making a big deal about "raising him on her own"
FOR GODS SAKE SHES GOT ABOUT 3 NANNIES!!

i feel better now!

KittyLitter · 28-09-2005, 17:48

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Originally Posted by Porcupine

But it was a wedding - didnt you're parents used to dress you up in totally boring farty clothes when you had to go somewhere posh ?

I know mine did

I remember a rather spectacular floor length smock thing, that looked like it was made out of pair of curtains with lace around the neck and wrists. Splendid it was

Hello Porcupine

Im wondering if we are related, as I can vaguely remember my Mother dressing me something similar. No wonder I rebelled when I was 15 lol...

Ive checked out the pics of poor little Dames, clutching himself as he hops from foot to foot, dying for the loo. He looks about 48 in those clothes

When he grows up I can imagine him dressing like Ralph in the Fast Show (the one who was always chasing Ted, the gamekeeper), or worse still - like Chris Eubank.

Shudder.

pairofpants · 28-09-2005, 18:42

We all know why Hurley dresses her brat like that - to differentiate herself from the masses and what their children are wearing.

Anyone would think Hurley was a member of the Royal Family, forgod'ssake - Little Lord Fauntleroy looks like he was dressed by Peacock's compared to Damien Bing-Hurley. It was the same with the pram - could Hurley have a Mama's and Papa's or Mothercare own brand - nope, she had to have a monstrous flat pram from the Edwardian era to wheel the bairn around in.

It is all done in the name of snobbery my dears.

artlesschaos · 28-09-2005, 19:17

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Originally Posted by pairofpants

We all know why Hurley dresses her brat like that - to differentiate herself from the masses and what their children are wearing.

Anyone would think Hurley was a member of the Royal Family, forgod'ssake - Little Lord Fauntleroy looks like he was dressed by Peacock's compared to Damien Bing-Hurley. It was the same with the pram - could Hurley have a Mama's and Papa's or Mothercare own brand - nope, she had to have a monstrous flat pram from the Edwardian era to wheel the bairn around in.

It is all done in the name of snobbery my dears.

I think we should stalk her with pictures of her Royal self when she was the Woking Punk, who spoke in Estuary English...we should then make her watch all her films back to back until she promises to:
a) Bugger off into the obscurity she so richly deserves...
b) Start dressing the child in normal clothes and stop brain-washing him...
c) bugger off...
d)take Elton and his partner David Furnish, Posh and Becks and Patsy Kensit with her...
e) take de-lecution lessons so she learns to speak proper, like what I do...and
f) bugger off...

28-09-2005, 13:20	#1
lots2do Banned User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW London Services: Telewest Posts: 2,648	HRH Dame Elizabeth of the Hurley & Damien Has anyone seen the latest pictures in OK and Heat of Damien at a 'society' wedding? He is holding his 'little man' and trying desperately to tell 'mummy dear' that he needs to use the lavatory - only to be ignored whilst 'mummy dear' mwaah mwaah's other guests! The most disturbing thing of all is how the little mite is dressed. Not content with cutting his hair in a pure bowl, but he has very sensible shoes, teamed with white ankle socks, beige shorts, a pink (yes, pink) long-sleeved shirt and a blue blazer with gold buttons. He's dressed like a bloke you'd find at the local golf club - the only thing missing is a Jag and cigars. HRH Dame Hurley, please invest in a Mini Boden catalogue, or take a hired limo and go straight to Gap or Mothercare, and allow him to slum it like the commoners and dress his age!

28-09-2005, 13:23	#2
CHUTNEY Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Newcastle on Tyne. Posts: 15,665	And his mother is famous because............?

28-09-2005, 13:29	#3
icklekermy Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Services: NTL Posts: 4,070	i saw those pictures in HEAT..the way she dresses him is almost abuse!

28-09-2005, 13:31	#4
Caramel Banned User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,353	I've read that Elton John buys all Damien's clothes.

28-09-2005, 13:39	#6
cel_001 Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: at my desk Posts: 2,830	Yes, Bing Junior did look very uncomfortable at the wedding.

28-09-2005, 13:53	#7
chipstick10 Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,437	I somehow ended up at a film premier (mate won a comp) and all the so called celebs had taken their kids along. The way alot of them were dressed was shameful to say the least. Ott just isnt in it. They were dressed in boleroes and all sorts.

28-09-2005, 13:55	#8
CHUTNEY Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Newcastle on Tyne. Posts: 15,665	And that was just the boys, eh Chip?

28-09-2005, 14:02	#9
Porcupine Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Gender: Female Location: In the Pub Posts: 13,368 Blog Entries: 1	But it was a wedding - didnt you're parents used to dress you up in totally boring farty clothes when you had to go somewhere posh ? I know mine did I remember a rather spectacular floor length smock thing, that looked like it was made out of pair of curtains with lace around the neck and wrists. Splendid it was

28-09-2005, 14:05	#10
icklekermy Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Services: NTL Posts: 4,070	i think if she dressed him normally for the rest of the time then people would let it go..ive seen pictures of her out for walks with him and he was in a short legged baby blue dungaree set with matching cravate and with RED, yes thats RED t-bar shoes that made him look like the smallest Judy Garland fan ever!

28-09-2005, 14:23	#12
FordCapri Banned User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Services: BT Broadband Posts: 2,805	Poor little bleeder.

28-09-2005, 14:35	#15
HuskyLove Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the land of the orange Services: Sky HD & Virgin Posts: 71	I reckon La Hurley or Elton have nowt to do with the way the child's dressed. It's the colour blind nanny that's to blame

28-09-2005, 14:37	#16
The Prumeister Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oxford Services: Sky+,NTL Broadband Posts: 11,966	Never mind his outfit - what about hers? Hideous tweed and lycra ensemble. I can't help thinking that poor old Damien is but a mere fashion accessory for La Hurley

28-09-2005, 17:33	#22
icklekermy Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dublin, Ireland Services: NTL Posts: 4,070	exactly! its like shes breeding him to be a flaming queen so she has a shopping buddy when shes older and she never has to worry about some sily cow getting herself pregnant and making a big deal about "raising him on her own" FOR GODS SAKE SHES GOT ABOUT 3 NANNIES!! i feel better now!

28-09-2005, 18:42	#24
pairofpants Banned User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: South London Services: Sky + Posts: 6,787	We all know why Hurley dresses her brat like that - to differentiate herself from the masses and what their children are wearing. Anyone would think Hurley was a member of the Royal Family, forgod'ssake - Little Lord Fauntleroy looks like he was dressed by Peacock's compared to Damien Bing-Hurley. It was the same with the pram - could Hurley have a Mama's and Papa's or Mothercare own brand - nope, she had to have a monstrous flat pram from the Edwardian era to wheel the bairn around in. It is all done in the name of snobbery my dears.