IMDB Eastenders quotes - Soaps

beko1987 · 06-10-2005, 19:46

Found these on the IMDB Database. I;ve never heard any of them, shame as they sounded good.

Cut and paste jobbie im afraid...

Memorable Quotes from
"EastEnders" (1985)
Janine Butcher: I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick.
[after Little Mo recalls saying she felt like Cinderella on their wedding day]
Trevor: It's nearly midnight... It was midnight was it not? When Cinderella's world fell apart?
Garry Hobbs: [trying to remember the ten commandments] Oh, I know! Thou shalt not tell porkies about thy neighbour... or pinch stuff off him including the bloke's wife.
Peggy Mitchell: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off.
Nick Cotton: I thank you all, from the heart of my bottom.
Peggy Mitchell: But one thing you can never underestimate about Frank Butcher, is his ability to make a cock-up of things.
Alan Jackson: You don't wanna go upsetting the Mitchells, they have long memories.
Phil Mitchell: I call you an OBG. An oldie but a goodie.
Zoe: You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother!
Kat: Yes I AM!
Zoe: What?
Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad.
Tony Hills: Honestly, Si, you don't know whether you're Arthur or Martha!
Trevor: [just before the room blows up] So we live to fight another day.
[Pauline Fowler is fighting to raise Sonia Jackson's daughter]
Sonia Jackson: YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!
Janine Butcher: [about Barry who died in a fall] If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!
Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...
Zoe: This ain't the Sound of Music, he's not going to marry you.
[When big Mo was 'Miss Whiplash', Little Mo answers the phone]
Little Mo: You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.
Belinda: I hope they take plastic
Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?
Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat.
Kat: Belle, you want anything?... Pancakes and maple syrup?
Belinda: Want?
Lynne: Sort your hair out you dozy cow.
Kat: I had a great-aunt once, she spent 50 years on the throne.
[Talking to Charlie about Kat]
Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.
Kat: Coq A Vin... I thought that was sex in a Lorry.
Kat: You must be Mr Big.
Andy: And you must be Miss Big Mouth.
Peggy Mitchell: No-one wants you, Pat! Frank left you, your boys left you... and now Roy's left you!
Pat Evans: You think Frank wants YOU - mutton dressed as lamb?
Peggy Mitchell: You cow!
[she throws a wineglass at Pat, which smashes against the wall]
Pat Evans: Ooh! Temper, temper!
Peggy Mitchell: Anyway, YOU'RE nothing to write home about. No wonder Roy can't do it!
Pat Evans: How DARE you!
[now she throws a wineglass at Peggy, which also smashes against the wall]
Peggy Mitchell: I'll flaming well kill you!
Pat Evans: Get your hands off me!
Peggy Mitchell: You take back what you said!
Pat Evans: [slapping Peggy] YOU BITCH!
Peggy Mitchell: [slapping Pat back] YOU COW!
Peggy Mitchell: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!
Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?
Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!
Pauline Fowler: No, but you look it!
[handing Angie Watts their divorce papers on Christmas Day]
Den Watts: Happy Christmas, Ange!
Ian Beale: I'll be back.
Jane Collins: Off you go Arnie.
Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?
Charlie Slater: [threatening to drop a car on Garry after suspecting him of cheating on Lynne] Right! You're Pizza!
[first words spoken in the show upon finding the dead Reg Cox]
Den Watts: Stinks in 'ere, Dunnit?
Den Watts: [to Sharon After returning from "the dead"] Hello, Princess.
Danny Moon: [to Dennis after he punched Jake in the Square] The next time you touch my Brother, You won't be servin' spirits, You'll BE one!
Alfie Moon: [after meeting countless disasters while looking for a condom] I've had a very bad night! I've been used, abused, robbed and run over... And they call it *safe* sex!
Jamie Mitchell: [about to have sex] Shouldn't we... Take precautions?
Janine Butcher: You mean lock the door?
Den Watts: [last ever words] You'll never get me out of the Vic!
Johanthon 'Johnny' Allen: [before pushing Andy over flyover] Enjoy your flight!
Sharon Watts: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off.
Dennis Rickman: She'll grow a new one!
Chrissie Watts: [to Den, buried underneath the floor in her basement] You'd be so proud of me, you know that, darling? I'm really starting to sort those girls out. I'm starting to enjoy it. And do you know what the irony is? The only person, who could appreciate what I'm doing - is you.
Johanthon 'Johnny' Allen: [catching her flirting with a stranger] Tina, what the *hell's* the matter with you?
Tina Stewart: What?
Johanthon 'Johnny' Allen: You're 40, not 14!
[repeated line]
Dot: Ooh, I say!
Dennis Rickman: [Phil and Dennis are fighting in the Arches] Come on, Mitchell. Let's 'ave it!
Phil Mitchell: You want some, do ya ,eh?
[shouts]
Phil Mitchell: You want some?
Pauline Fowler: [Pauline's dog doorstop has just been taken by the police for the investigation into Den's murder] Oh, Dot, they've taken my dog!
Dot: What, the police?
Pauline Fowler: Yes, just now!
Dot: They've arrested Betty?
Jim Branning: [Den's coffin is struggling to go through the doors of the Vic] You should have lent them your doorstop, Pauline.

(C)imdb 2005 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088512/quotes

just trying not to get the thread closed for nicking stuff....

stephen2203 · 06-10-2005, 23:33

Some very funny one-liners there. I especially like this one

Quote:

Originally Posted by beko1987

Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?
Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!

kirstybubbles · 07-10-2005, 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by beko1987

Pauline Fowler: [Pauline's dog doorstop has just been taken by the police for the investigation into Den's murder] Oh, Dot, they've taken my dog!
Dot: What, the police?
Pauline Fowler: Yes, just now!
Dot: They've arrested Betty?

Love it.
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Quote:

Originally Posted by beko1987

Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.
Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole
Dot: How rude...

rita1 · 07-10-2005, 11:30

These are absolutely wonderful - had me in stitches! Thanks so much for posting them.

bumpandgrind · 07-10-2005, 14:00

My personal favourite (come back soon Charlie!)

Janine Butcher: [about Barry who died in a fall]

If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!

soap_a_holic · 07-10-2005, 14:17

lol they are SOOO funny!!!!!!!!!! Had me laughing my head off

fave quote- Sharon- i was a bit short with pauline, bit her head off
Dennis- she'll grow a new one

lol that was very humerous

den_watts_lives · 07-10-2005, 14:28

remember when dennis and sharon came back to the square and were staying at paulines? she was really getting to denis and after she ate her keish on the setee he stormed over to the vic and told sharon 'i cant stand her anymore!' sharon says 'who?' and dennis says 'her, keish fowler!' lol was so funny.
also dens speech to angie after he gave her divorce papers, and his last ever words 'you ll never get me outta the vic!' are legendary

soap_a_holic · 07-10-2005, 14:32

lol yeah that was funny Keish Fowler

Chubbler · 07-10-2005, 16:16

I have heard nearly all of them.

xBad~Girlsx · 07-10-2005, 16:22

I've heard most of them, but yeah they're great!

julieannu · 07-10-2005, 17:38

What was the one where Dennis referred to Grant as Grunt?

OcdGirl · 07-10-2005, 18:55

My favourite one is the Sonia one

Sonia Jackson: YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!

Chubbler · 07-10-2005, 21:41

Thats my favourite too.

Then Sonia said when asked by Jim how she thought of it 'It just came up'!

kyri · 07-10-2005, 21:46

(paulien gives Dennis a dirty stare while he eats his pizza)

Dennis: what's wrong pauline...you wanna bite of my 12 'inch' meat feast?

13-11-2005, 02:52

alfie : Look Stacey Have You Got A Minute
stacey: You Dirty Git - What Do You Want To Complete The Set!

sharon To Dennis About Chrisse:

If I Get One More Smile From Curley Sue I'm Gunna Ram My Rings Down Her Throat!

Xadlei Xemnas · 13-11-2005, 11:31

i like
chrissie- i go see what i can dig up.
dennis- when he proposes to sharon.
sharon- this might not have been the first time this has happened to you and it wont be the last.
dot- phils the brains what is of them.

06-10-2005, 19:46	#1
beko1987 Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marlow, Bucks Services: Anything after 11pm is a tenner... Posts: 2,447	IMDB Eastenders quotes Found these on the IMDB Database. I;ve never heard any of them, shame as they sounded good. Cut and paste jobbie im afraid... Memorable Quotes from "EastEnders" (1985) Janine Butcher: I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick. [after Little Mo recalls saying she felt like Cinderella on their wedding day] Trevor: It's nearly midnight... It was midnight was it not? When Cinderella's world fell apart? Garry Hobbs: [trying to remember the ten commandments] Oh, I know! Thou shalt not tell porkies about thy neighbour... or pinch stuff off him including the bloke's wife. Peggy Mitchell: If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off. Nick Cotton: I thank you all, from the heart of my bottom. Peggy Mitchell: But one thing you can never underestimate about Frank Butcher, is his ability to make a cock-up of things. Alan Jackson: You don't wanna go upsetting the Mitchells, they have long memories. Phil Mitchell: I call you an OBG. An oldie but a goodie. Zoe: You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my mother! Kat: Yes I AM! Zoe: What? Zoe: My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad. Tony Hills: Honestly, Si, you don't know whether you're Arthur or Martha! Trevor: [just before the room blows up] So we live to fight another day. [Pauline Fowler is fighting to raise Sonia Jackson's daughter] Sonia Jackson: YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm! Janine Butcher: [about Barry who died in a fall] If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes! Dot: Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself. Zoe: Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole Dot: How rude... Zoe: This ain't the Sound of Music, he's not going to marry you. [When big Mo was 'Miss Whiplash', Little Mo answers the phone] Little Mo: You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry. Belinda: I hope they take plastic Kat: Why? You gonna getcha boobs out? Nana Moon: Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated. Alfie Moon: Come on then, get your coat. Kat: Belle, you want anything?... Pancakes and maple syrup? Belinda: Want? Lynne: Sort your hair out you dozy cow. Kat: I had a great-aunt once, she spent 50 years on the throne. [Talking to Charlie about Kat] Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from. Kat: Coq A Vin... I thought that was sex in a Lorry. Kat: You must be Mr Big. Andy: And you must be Miss Big Mouth. Peggy Mitchell: No-one wants you, Pat! Frank left you, your boys left you... and now Roy's left you! Pat Evans: You think Frank wants YOU - mutton dressed as lamb? Peggy Mitchell: You cow! [she throws a wineglass at Pat, which smashes against the wall] Pat Evans: Ooh! Temper, temper! Peggy Mitchell: Anyway, YOU'RE nothing to write home about. No wonder Roy can't do it! Pat Evans: How DARE you! [now she throws a wineglass at Peggy, which also smashes against the wall] Peggy Mitchell: I'll flaming well kill you! Pat Evans: Get your hands off me! Peggy Mitchell: You take back what you said! Pat Evans: [slapping Peggy] YOU BITCH! Peggy Mitchell: [slapping Pat back] YOU COW! Peggy Mitchell: Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag! Pauline Fowler: Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it? Peggy Mitchell: Shut up! I'm NOT seventy! Pauline Fowler: No, but you look it! [handing Angie Watts their divorce papers on Christmas Day] Den Watts: Happy Christmas, Ange! Ian Beale: I'll be back. Jane Collins: Off you go Arnie. Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know? Charlie Slater: [threatening to drop a car on Garry after suspecting him of cheating on Lynne] Right! You're Pizza! [first words spoken in the show upon finding the dead Reg Cox] Den Watts: Stinks in 'ere, Dunnit? Den Watts: [to Sharon After returning from "the dead"] Hello, Princess. Danny Moon: [to Dennis after he punched Jake in the Square] The next time you touch my Brother, You won't be servin' spirits, You'll BE one! Alfie Moon: [after meeting countless disasters while looking for a condom] I've had a very bad night! I've been used, abused, robbed and run over... And they call it safe sex! Jamie Mitchell: [about to have sex] Shouldn't we... Take precautions? Janine Butcher: You mean lock the door? Den Watts: [last ever words] You'll never get me out of the Vic! Johanthon 'Johnny' Allen: [before pushing Andy over flyover] Enjoy your flight! Sharon Watts: I was a bit short with Pauline, bit her head off. Dennis Rickman: She'll grow a new one! Chrissie Watts: [to Den, buried underneath the floor in her basement] You'd be so proud of me, you know that, darling? I'm really starting to sort those girls out. I'm starting to enjoy it. And do you know what the irony is? The only person, who could appreciate what I'm doing - is you. Johanthon 'Johnny' Allen: [catching her flirting with a stranger] Tina, what the hell's the matter with you? Tina Stewart: What? Johanthon 'Johnny' Allen: You're 40, not 14! [repeated line] Dot: Ooh, I say! Dennis Rickman: [Phil and Dennis are fighting in the Arches] Come on, Mitchell. Let's 'ave it! Phil Mitchell: You want some, do ya ,eh? [shouts] Phil Mitchell: You want some? Pauline Fowler: [Pauline's dog doorstop has just been taken by the police for the investigation into Den's murder] Oh, Dot, they've taken my dog! Dot: What, the police? Pauline Fowler: Yes, just now! Dot: They've arrested Betty? Jim Branning: [Den's coffin is struggling to go through the doors of the Vic] You should have lent them your doorstop, Pauline. (C)imdb 2005 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088512/quotes just trying not to get the thread closed for nicking stuff....

07-10-2005, 11:30	#4
rita1 Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Geneva, Switzerland Services: I wish! Posts: 2,288	These are absolutely wonderful - had me in stitches! Thanks so much for posting them.

07-10-2005, 14:00	#5
bumpandgrind Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 3,873	My personal favourite (come back soon Charlie!) Janine Butcher: [about Barry who died in a fall] If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!

07-10-2005, 14:17	#6
soap_a_holic Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,275	lol they are SOOO funny!!!!!!!!!! Had me laughing my head off fave quote- Sharon- i was a bit short with pauline, bit her head off Dennis- she'll grow a new one lol that was very humerous

07-10-2005, 14:28	#7
den_watts_lives Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Perth, Scotland Services: Sky Digital, BT Broadband Posts: 515	remember when dennis and sharon came back to the square and were staying at paulines? she was really getting to denis and after she ate her keish on the setee he stormed over to the vic and told sharon 'i cant stand her anymore!' sharon says 'who?' and dennis says 'her, keish fowler!' lol was so funny. also dens speech to angie after he gave her divorce papers, and his last ever words 'you ll never get me outta the vic!' are legendary

07-10-2005, 14:32	#8
soap_a_holic Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,275	lol yeah that was funny Keish Fowler

07-10-2005, 16:16	#9
Chubbler Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ipswich / Athens, Greece Posts: 11,405	I have heard nearly all of them.

07-10-2005, 16:22	#10
xBad~Girlsx Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lincolnshire (sheepland) Posts: 2,461	I've heard most of them, but yeah they're great!

07-10-2005, 17:38	#11
julieannu Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Woking Posts: 1,967	What was the one where Dennis referred to Grant as Grunt?

07-10-2005, 18:55	#12
OcdGirl Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The right hand side of Satan Posts: 3,188 Blog Entries: 4	My favourite one is the Sonia one Sonia Jackson: YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!

07-10-2005, 21:41	#13
Chubbler Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ipswich / Athens, Greece Posts: 11,405	Thats my favourite too. Then Sonia said when asked by Jim how she thought of it 'It just came up'!

07-10-2005, 21:46	#14
kyri Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Gender: Male Posts: 21,214	(paulien gives Dennis a dirty stare while he eats his pizza) Dennis: what's wrong pauline...you wanna bite of my 12 'inch' meat feast?

13-11-2005, 02:52	#15
Londonary Posts: n/a	alfie : Look Stacey Have You Got A Minute stacey: You Dirty Git - What Do You Want To Complete The Set! sharon To Dennis About Chrisse: If I Get One More Smile From Curley Sue I'm Gunna Ram My Rings Down Her Throat!

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Xadlei Xemnas Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Telford Posts: 2,890 Blog Entries: 1	i like chrissie- i go see what i can dig up. dennis- when he proposes to sharon. sharon- this might not have been the first time this has happened to you and it wont be the last. dot- phils the brains what is of them.