The tarty one from Emmerdale and the least good-looking one from Blue - Showbiz

pairofpants · 19-10-2005, 20:27

...Are in this week's OK! Naturally it's full of typical OK! inanities, such as Adele declaring that she 'doesn't want to be jumping on the celebrity couple bandwagon' (er, don't have a five page spread in OK! then ducks!!) and Antony Costa stating that they are only doing the shoot 'So that we can prove to everyone we are a genuine couple' (no one cares my dear Antony).

There's also lots of comments about how much in luurve they are, and naturally no mention of Costa's infant child. You know the one - the child whose mother Da Costa left at six months pregnant a la Kevin Federline.

It's also interesting to note Adele's prominent breasts - they are (in the words of Prumeister describing Stick-toria Beckham) like two halves of a cantaloupe stuffed down her dress.

Obviously Mr Costa and Adele Silva think the GBP are a bit daft. Antony thinks it's easier having a zelebrity partner because they 'understand that when Adele is snogging someone on screen it is just a job' (my paraphrasing). Er, yeah Antony - apart possibly from those in the deepest pits of Norfolk - I think the whole country would understand she is an actress on a soap opera and not really 'in love' with her on-screen boyfriend.

Most bizarrely, Antony Costa claims that he is working on a new album 'Which is a cross between the music of Bryan Adams and Marvin Gaye'

Make of that what you will!

artlesschaos · 19-10-2005, 20:33

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Originally Posted by pairofpants

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Most bizarrely, Antony Da Costa claims that he is working on a new album 'Which is a cross between the music of Bryan Adams and Marvin Gaye'

Make of that what you will!

I don't know what to do first...cover my ears, punch Costa, bomb Canada or send an apology in advance from Britain to Marvin's family...

and did they manage to miss any Zeleb cliche in the article, or did they cover them all??

You really put yourself on the line for us, POP...you are *choke* soooo very brave *sob*...

never_wrong · 19-10-2005, 20:34

Btw, it's just Antony Costa. No Da. That makes him sound relatively interesting. They seem like the perfect Z-list couple - the terrible soap actress and the nasally-challenged ex-boyband member.

pairofpants · 19-10-2005, 20:41

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Originally Posted by never_wrong

Btw, it's just Antony Costa. No Da. That makes him sound relatively interesting. They seem like the perfect Z-list couple - the terrible soap actress and the nasally-challenged ex-boyband member.

Yeah I edited it, don't want to make him too exotic

Mr Doobeedoobee · 19-10-2005, 20:51

releases that and we'll have to put the final nail in the Costa Coffin

pairofpants · 19-10-2005, 21:55

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Originally Posted by Mr Doobeedoobee

releases that and we'll have to put the final nail in the Costa Coffin

But it got me thinking - what the hell would a cross between Bryan Adams and Marvin Gaye sound like? The album would be worth buying just for curiosity value alone!

pairofpants · 19-10-2005, 21:58

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Originally Posted by artlesschaos

I don't know what to do first...cover my ears, punch Costa, bomb Canada or send an apology in advance from Britain to Marvin's family...

and did they manage to miss any Zeleb cliche in the article, or did they cover them all??

You really put yourself on the line for us, POP...you are *choke* soooo very brave *sob*...

It was hard, Arty, it was hard...

Of course, one of the most tedious parts of the article was the inevitably boring 'how we met' bit - in a nightclub. It was up there with the Kym Marsh/Jack Ryder BBC canteen meeting!

larrysrabbit · 20-10-2005, 09:44

[quote=artlesschaos]I don't know what to do first...cover my ears, punch Costa, bomb Canada or send an apology in advance from Britain to Marvin's family...

PMSL

brigtened up my day, that has!

chipstick10 · 20-10-2005, 09:54

What a pair of plums.

FordCapri · 20-10-2005, 11:35

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Originally Posted by artlesschaos

I don't know what to do first...cover my ears, punch Costa, bomb Canada or send an apology in advance from Britain to Marvin's family...

and did they manage to miss any Zeleb cliche in the article, or did they cover them all??

You really put yourself on the line for us, POP...you are *choke* soooo very brave *sob*...

I also read the article (purely for the sake of this forum of course), and I think every tired cliche was slotted in as this delightful couple invited OK! "Into their love nest" to "prove their critics wrong and reveal why they're so in love." Ahhhh........

Dancing Queen · 20-10-2005, 11:50

she's probably thinking of the free holidays in Cyprus

lots2do · 20-10-2005, 12:15

Does anyone give a sh!t about these two?

What on earth makes OK think that the public is interested?

She is a strange moonfaced creature with short skirts and a tan, and he looks like he's walked in to a wall. Neither come across as having anything remotely intelligent to say, and I get the distinct impression that they are being groomed as the new Stu and Michelle and we'll be seeing a lot more of them in the future..... Special wedding preparation edition, exclusive wedding edition, our baby news joy edition, Anthony and Adele proudly present new sprog edition, blah, blah, blah

God help us!

Dancing Queen · 20-10-2005, 12:17

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Originally Posted by lots2do

Does anyone give a sh!t about these two?

What on earth makes OK think that the public is interested?

She is a strange moonfaced creature with short skirts and a tan, and he looks like he's walked in to a wall. Neither come across as having anything remotely intelligent to say, and I get the distinct impression that they are being groomed as the new Stu and Michelle and we'll be seeing a lot more of them in the future..... Special wedding preparation edition, exclusive wedding edition, our baby news joy edition, Anthony and Adele proudly present new sprog edition, blah, blah, blah

God help us!

how nice - another orange couple to get excited about

bom-jiggy · 20-10-2005, 12:25

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Originally Posted by pairofpants

But it got me thinking - what the hell would a cross between Bryan Adams and Marvin Gaye sound like? The album would be worth buying just for curiosity value alone!

Please NO

. This might make him think the public like his music and then he'll release another album, this time a cross between Shaba Ranks and Pavarotti

Nats_x · 20-10-2005, 13:45

Yeah I saw the cover to this today. Does anyone genuinely CARE about those two?????????

And LMAO @ his next album bein the cross between Shabba Ranks & Pavarotti. LOL

stulancs · 20-10-2005, 13:59

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Originally Posted by pairofpants

It's also interesting to note Adele's prominent breasts - they are (in the words of Prumeister describing Stick-toria Beckham) like two halves of a cantaloupe stuffed down her dress.

Was there any mention of monkey boy's matching tits?

FordCapri · 20-10-2005, 14:05

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Originally Posted by stulancs

Was there any mention of monkey boy's matching tits?

Nope but he really has been badly beaten with the ugly stick. How the hell did he get into a boy band?

bettycat · 20-10-2005, 15:13

Their exes were Jeff Brazier and Jodie Marsh, I find it all a bit incestuous. I mean how many shiny orange people with little talent do actually exsist? I predict that they will have split up and be decaring undying love for Fran Cosgrove/Callum Best and that Abbi Titmuss/Douvall creature by tea-time next Tuesday.

Phyllis Stein · 20-10-2005, 16:09

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Originally Posted by bom-jiggy

Please NO

. This might make him think the public like his music and then he'll release another album, this time a cross between Shaba Ranks and Pavarotti

PMSL even i would buy that, can't wait

The Prumeister · 20-10-2005, 17:24

As Showbizgosqueen brilliantly called Adele Silva - she is an utter swampdonkey - and he is a Dane Bowers lookalike who needs a training bra. THEY MUST NEVER BREED

pairofpants · 20-10-2005, 17:28

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Originally Posted by The Prumeister

As Showbizgosqueen brilliantly called Adele Silva - she is an utter swampdonkey - and he is a Dane Bowers lookalike who needs a training bra. THEY MUST NEVER BREED

Unfortunately we know he's capable

Of course, in the article they keep going on about how 'mature' they are now compared to when they were in their 'early twenties' - they are both 24!!!

The Prumeister · 20-10-2005, 17:40

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Originally Posted by pairofpants

Unfortunately we know he's capable

Of course, in the article they keep going on about how 'mature' they are now compared to when they were in their 'early twenties' - they are both 24!!!

Oh Pants - I'm gonna have to go and buy it now

FordCapri · 20-10-2005, 17:59

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Originally Posted by The Prumeister

Oh Pants - I'm gonna have to go and buy it now

Ok, on your head be it. You've been warned. I actually read it and started feeling a bit sorry for him. He is such a tit.

Fancy · 20-10-2005, 18:57

Oooh! She makes me want to punch her!
All that simpering on Emmerdale and that twist to her mouth when she speaks - bloody maddening!

jessca · 20-10-2005, 22:50

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Originally Posted by pairofpants

...Are in this week's OK! Naturally it's full of typical OK! inanities, such as Adele declaring that she 'doesn't want to be jumping on the celebrity couple bandwagon' (er, don't have a five page spread in OK! then ducks!!) and Antony Costa stating that they are only doing the shoot 'So that we can prove to everyone we are a genuine couple' (no one cares my dear Antony).

There's also lots of comments about how much in luurve they are, and naturally no mention of Costa's infant child. You know the one - the child whose mother Da Costa left at six months pregnant a la Kevin Federline.

It's also interesting to note Adele's prominent breasts - they are (in the words of Prumeister describing Stick-toria Beckham) like two halves of a cantaloupe stuffed down her dress.

Obviously Mr Costa and Adele Silva think the GBP are a bit daft. Antony thinks it's easier having a zelebrity partner because they 'understand that when Adele is snogging someone on screen it is just a job' (my paraphrasing). Er, yeah Antony - apart possibly from those in the deepest pits of Norfolk - I think the whole country would understand she is an actress on a soap opera and not really 'in love' with her on-screen boyfriend.

Most bizarrely, Antony Costa claims that he is working on a new album 'Which is a cross between the music of Bryan Adams and Marvin Gaye'

Make of that what you will!

Nope! I'm in the deepest pits of Norfolk, and even I think I get it. Perhaps it's just Mr Walkedintoawall Costa that needed to be reassured that when you act for a living... you act.... 'it's just make-believe Antony... like when you was a kid. I'm only kissin' 'im cos that what the script says. I luv you babes'

19-10-2005, 20:27	#1
pairofpants Banned User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: South London Services: Sky + Posts: 6,787	The tarty one from Emmerdale and the least good-looking one from Blue ...Are in this week's OK! Naturally it's full of typical OK! inanities, such as Adele declaring that she 'doesn't want to be jumping on the celebrity couple bandwagon' (er, don't have a five page spread in OK! then ducks!!) and Antony Costa stating that they are only doing the shoot 'So that we can prove to everyone we are a genuine couple' (no one cares my dear Antony). There's also lots of comments about how much in luurve they are, and naturally no mention of Costa's infant child. You know the one - the child whose mother Da Costa left at six months pregnant a la Kevin Federline. It's also interesting to note Adele's prominent breasts - they are (in the words of Prumeister describing Stick-toria Beckham) like two halves of a cantaloupe stuffed down her dress. Obviously Mr Costa and Adele Silva think the GBP are a bit daft. Antony thinks it's easier having a zelebrity partner because they 'understand that when Adele is snogging someone on screen it is just a job' (my paraphrasing). Er, yeah Antony - apart possibly from those in the deepest pits of Norfolk - I think the whole country would understand she is an actress on a soap opera and not really 'in love' with her on-screen boyfriend. Most bizarrely, Antony Costa claims that he is working on a new album 'Which is a cross between the music of Bryan Adams and Marvin Gaye' Make of that what you will!

19-10-2005, 20:34	#3
never_wrong Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 343	Btw, it's just Antony Costa. No Da. That makes him sound relatively interesting. They seem like the perfect Z-list couple - the terrible soap actress and the nasally-challenged ex-boyband member.

19-10-2005, 20:51	#5
Mr Doobeedoobee Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 745	releases that and we'll have to put the final nail in the Costa Coffin

20-10-2005, 09:44	#8
larrysrabbit Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding!!!!! Posts: 4,657	[quote=artlesschaos]I don't know what to do first...cover my ears, punch Costa, bomb Canada or send an apology in advance from Britain to Marvin's family... PMSL brigtened up my day, that has!

20-10-2005, 09:54	#9
chipstick10 Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,438	What a pair of plums.

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Dancing Queen Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ♥Quaint Village♥ Services: ♥ Freeview - it's FREE! ♥ Posts: 9,235	she's probably thinking of the free holidays in Cyprus

20-10-2005, 12:15	#12
lots2do Banned User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW London Services: Telewest Posts: 2,648	Does anyone give a sh!t about these two? What on earth makes OK think that the public is interested? She is a strange moonfaced creature with short skirts and a tan, and he looks like he's walked in to a wall. Neither come across as having anything remotely intelligent to say, and I get the distinct impression that they are being groomed as the new Stu and Michelle and we'll be seeing a lot more of them in the future..... Special wedding preparation edition, exclusive wedding edition, our baby news joy edition, Anthony and Adele proudly present new sprog edition, blah, blah, blah God help us!

20-10-2005, 13:45	#15
Nats_x Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 1,509	Yeah I saw the cover to this today. Does anyone genuinely CARE about those two????????? And LMAO @ his next album bein the cross between Shabba Ranks & Pavarotti. LOL

20-10-2005, 15:13	#18
bettycat Banned User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: darn you pesky kids Services: not THAT type of girl... Posts: 4,061	Their exes were Jeff Brazier and Jodie Marsh, I find it all a bit incestuous. I mean how many shiny orange people with little talent do actually exsist? I predict that they will have split up and be decaring undying love for Fran Cosgrove/Callum Best and that Abbi Titmuss/Douvall creature by tea-time next Tuesday.

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The Prumeister Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oxford Services: Sky+,NTL Broadband Posts: 11,966	As Showbizgosqueen brilliantly called Adele Silva - she is an utter swampdonkey - and he is a Dane Bowers lookalike who needs a training bra. THEY MUST NEVER BREED

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Fancy Banned User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Michael Wood's backpack Services: NTL telephone/TV/broadband Posts: 3,423	Oooh! She makes me want to punch her! All that simpering on Emmerdale and that twist to her mouth when she speaks - bloody maddening!