EE Spoiler: Re Character Death - Soaps

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 12:13

Anyone who has been reading these boards will know that a character other than Nana Moon will die this Xmas.

I can exclusively reveal that it will be... DENNIS... and this is what happens:

It's New Years eve, and the Square is hosting a party with all the residents out in force. There are bonfires, fireworks and lots of alcohol flowing. The party also coincides with the announcement that Chrissy has pleaded guilty for murder and that Sharon and Dennis have decided to move away.

Everyone is celebrating when all of a sudden a firework hits the upper window of the vic, with flames then emerging from the window.

Everyone panics and screams. All of a sudden some meowing can be heard, at which point Sharon screams... "there is a box of kittens upstairs in the vic... Dennis do something!"

Not wanting to see Sharon so upset, Dennis charges into the vic. He catches his t-shirt on a piece of debris and it rips off, revealing his torso. Heroically he sprints up stairs of the vic and picks up the kittens one by one, holding them close to his chest. By this point the fire services are spraying gallons of water into the pub, Dennis getting drenched in the process - but still holding the kittens tight. [All of this is happening with slow motion shots creating a kind of Dennis montage].

Dennis then emerges from the pub victorious, having saved the kittens. Sharon so pleased with her husbands heroric activities then comedy faints into Dennis' arms, only for him to not be able to hold her, and he collapses on the floor from exhaustion.

Cue sexy new Dr to rush in, attempting mouth to mouth...but it's too late. Dennis is dead. All the residents can do is look on in pure amazement, Sharon breaks down in tears. She then turns her attention onto the new dr, then licks her lips and shouts... NEXT.

The end.

(wow its my 700th post!!)

Mad-Maya-Sharma · 14-11-2005, 12:17

That ending is so lame!!

xBad~Girlsx · 14-11-2005, 12:17

LMAO!

congrats on your 700th post bupandgrind!

DOVEBIRD · 14-11-2005, 12:24

thats well good as long as the kitties are okay

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 12:27

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Originally Posted by Mad-Maya-Sharma

That ending is so lame!!

I couldnt think of an ending after he had save the kittens. Another sharon comedy faint seemed a likely candidate, with sharon then eyeing up the new Dr.

cooltv · 14-11-2005, 12:33

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Originally Posted by bumpandgrind

I couldnt think of an ending after he had save the kittens. Another sharon comedy faint seemed a likely candidate, with sharon then eyeing up the new Dr.

hmmmm, and here I am thinking that this is true.

dancing_barbie · 14-11-2005, 12:36

well i was thinking that may have been true. how stupid do i feel

cooltv · 14-11-2005, 12:38

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Originally Posted by dancing_barbie

well i was thinking that may have been true. how stupid do i feel

I had my douts when the kittens were mentioned in the queen vic, as this would be a health and safety issue.

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 12:40

Maybe Johnny Allen planted them there to trap Dennis - oh the possibilities are endless!

gay_guy234 · 14-11-2005, 13:02

is this true? if it is why would sharon kiss the new doc at the end? stupid ending. poor dennis

DenWatts · 14-11-2005, 13:57

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Originally Posted by gay_guy234

is this true? if it is why would sharon kiss the new doc at the end? stupid ending. poor dennis

Nah, it's humorous (and very funny, thanks B&G

) although I think the mouth-to-mouth scene was a bit gratuitous

Bring it on.

*Winterberry* · 14-11-2005, 14:01

How silly do I feel

BumbleSquat · 14-11-2005, 14:01

I believed it until I read the bit where Dennis's shirt is ripped off!! (I know, I believed the kitten part!!!!!)

Mad-Maya-Sharma · 14-11-2005, 14:02

You mean this is a joke from bumpandgrind?

hailesy · 14-11-2005, 14:03

lol lol lol that was funnny... had me going for a bit until the little kittens was brought into it

Mad-Maya-Sharma · 14-11-2005, 14:10

I even told my mum!!

BumbleSquat · 14-11-2005, 14:12

Maybe posting this thread was a mistake! Some people may actually be thinking that Dennis dies by saving kittens from a fire in the Vic!!

I wouldn't blame them for thinking Sharon eyes up the new dishy doc though...

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Mad-Maya-Sharma

You mean this is a joke from bumpandgrind?

I have you know I can be most humourous when I want to be!!

Mad-Maya-Sharma · 14-11-2005, 14:19

*HITS BUMPANDGRIND OVER HEAD WITH DOGGY DOORSTOP THREE TIMES*

I might not be the first digital spy member in your life bumpandgrind but il definetly be the last"

duff duff duff duff
*cue eastenders music*

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 14:21

lmao

DenWatts · 14-11-2005, 14:23

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Originally Posted by bumpandgrind

lmao

P.S. Congrats on your 700th post.

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 14:25

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Originally Posted by DenWatts

P.S. Congrats on your 700th post.

Thank you although I believe I'm now being killed off by a doggy door stop. What a tragic ending. I could've at least been dunked in Ian's deep fat frier or murdered in a grisley who dun it plot. Or perhaps killed whilst saving kittens in the vic? LOL

eastenders12 · 14-11-2005, 15:48

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Originally Posted by bumpandgrind

Thank you although I believe I'm now being killed off by a doggy door stop. What a tragic ending. I could've at least been dunked in Ian's deep fat frier or murdered in a grisley who dun it plot. Or perhaps killed whilst saving kittens in the vic? LOL

Ok! Before you got killed by the doggy door stop i put your head in ians deep fat frier but you recovered! But i would have succeeded if it wasnt for some medalling kids down the road! MWAHAHAHA!

bumpandgrind · 14-11-2005, 15:50

Yeah the bloody Millers - always there to ruin an evil world domination plot! Pesky kids! lol

BumbleSquat · 14-11-2005, 15:53

My perfect EE exit would be to be mauled by Genghis, and parts of my body end up all over the Square so I could haunt it for eternity!!

Of course, I'd have to embark on a passionate love triangle with Martin and Mickey first...

14-11-2005, 12:13	#1
bumpandgrind Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 3,877	EE Spoiler: Re Character Death Anyone who has been reading these boards will know that a character other than Nana Moon will die this Xmas. I can exclusively reveal that it will be... DENNIS... and this is what happens: It's New Years eve, and the Square is hosting a party with all the residents out in force. There are bonfires, fireworks and lots of alcohol flowing. The party also coincides with the announcement that Chrissy has pleaded guilty for murder and that Sharon and Dennis have decided to move away. Everyone is celebrating when all of a sudden a firework hits the upper window of the vic, with flames then emerging from the window. Everyone panics and screams. All of a sudden some meowing can be heard, at which point Sharon screams... "there is a box of kittens upstairs in the vic... Dennis do something!" Not wanting to see Sharon so upset, Dennis charges into the vic. He catches his t-shirt on a piece of debris and it rips off, revealing his torso. Heroically he sprints up stairs of the vic and picks up the kittens one by one, holding them close to his chest. By this point the fire services are spraying gallons of water into the pub, Dennis getting drenched in the process - but still holding the kittens tight. [All of this is happening with slow motion shots creating a kind of Dennis montage]. Dennis then emerges from the pub victorious, having saved the kittens. Sharon so pleased with her husbands heroric activities then comedy faints into Dennis' arms, only for him to not be able to hold her, and he collapses on the floor from exhaustion. Cue sexy new Dr to rush in, attempting mouth to mouth...but it's too late. Dennis is dead. All the residents can do is look on in pure amazement, Sharon breaks down in tears. She then turns her attention onto the new dr, then licks her lips and shouts... NEXT. The end. (wow its my 700th post!!)

14-11-2005, 12:17	#2
Mad-Maya-Sharma Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 117	That ending is so lame!!

14-11-2005, 12:17	#3
xBad~Girlsx Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lincolnshire (sheepland) Posts: 2,461	LMAO! congrats on your 700th post bupandgrind!

14-11-2005, 12:24	#4
DOVEBIRD Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 55	thats well good as long as the kitties are okay

14-11-2005, 12:36	#7
dancing_barbie Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 215	well i was thinking that may have been true. how stupid do i feel

14-11-2005, 12:40	#9
bumpandgrind Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 3,877	Maybe Johnny Allen planted them there to trap Dennis - oh the possibilities are endless!

14-11-2005, 13:02	#10
gay_guy234 Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 234	is this true? if it is why would sharon kiss the new doc at the end? stupid ending. poor dennis

14-11-2005, 14:01	#12
Winterberry Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dating D'onofrio !! Services: sky tv, bt yahoo Posts: 7,269	How silly do I feel

14-11-2005, 14:01	#13
BumbleSquat Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Male Location: Ireland Services: YEAH BABY! Posts: 2,983	I believed it until I read the bit where Dennis's shirt is ripped off!! (I know, I believed the kitten part!!!!!)

14-11-2005, 14:02	#14
Mad-Maya-Sharma Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 117	You mean this is a joke from bumpandgrind?

14-11-2005, 14:03	#15
hailesy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Swansea, Wales Posts: 23	lol lol lol that was funnny... had me going for a bit until the little kittens was brought into it

14-11-2005, 14:10	#16
Mad-Maya-Sharma Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 117	I even told my mum!!

14-11-2005, 14:12	#17
BumbleSquat Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Male Location: Ireland Services: YEAH BABY! Posts: 2,983	Maybe posting this thread was a mistake! Some people may actually be thinking that Dennis dies by saving kittens from a fire in the Vic!! I wouldn't blame them for thinking Sharon eyes up the new dishy doc though...

14-11-2005, 14:19	#19
Mad-Maya-Sharma Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 117	HITS BUMPANDGRIND OVER HEAD WITH DOGGY DOORSTOP THREE TIMES I might not be the first digital spy member in your life bumpandgrind but il definetly be the last" duff duff duff duff cue eastenders music

14-11-2005, 14:21	#20
bumpandgrind Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 3,877	lmao

14-11-2005, 15:50	#24
bumpandgrind Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 3,877	Yeah the bloody Millers - always there to ruin an evil world domination plot! Pesky kids! lol

14-11-2005, 15:53	#25
BumbleSquat Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Male Location: Ireland Services: YEAH BABY! Posts: 2,983	My perfect EE exit would be to be mauled by Genghis, and parts of my body end up all over the Square so I could haunt it for eternity!! Of course, I'd have to embark on a passionate love triangle with Martin and Mickey first...