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Old 24-12-2005, 12:51   #1
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If Santa watched porn, what would his favourite genre be?

I think 'fetish'
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:52   #2
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Dwarves....
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:52   #3
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Hmmm, something to do with raindeer?
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:53   #4
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Dwarves....
ha ha i like that one
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:53   #5
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^^^ Shame on you. PORGs (Tom Sharpe)

This is an un-elfy subject for discussion.
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:56   #6
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Something involving stockings.
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:59   #7
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television X-mas

Santa was going to sign up to it but he didnt like the Claus in the contract

Stage door exit right
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Old 24-12-2005, 12:59   #8
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Something which involves numerous ho's.
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:00   #9
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He'd be gay because he likes the feel of a big sack
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:01   #10
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Remember, Santa only comes once a year!
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:02   #11
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He'd be gay because he likes the feel of a big sack
Nah, Santa only goes down the chimney not up it
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:02   #12
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No one has said the obvious one yet.
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:04   #13
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Nah, Santa only goes down the chimney not up it
Doesn't he suck half way though? Sorry, get stuck.
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:05   #14
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Remember, Santa only comes once a year!
Rivalling Peter North's "output" ,no doubt.
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:07   #15
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Rivalling Peter North's "output" ,no doubt.
Come again?
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:10   #16
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Remember, Santa only comes once a year!
yes but when he does come he really fills your stockings
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:11   #17
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Its funny how Santa has "little helpers" who suspiciously come up to groin hight
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:12   #18
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No one has said the obvious one yet.
Well what is it?
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:13   #19
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The North 'Pole' should come into it somehow.
Not in Santas grotto though.
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:14   #20
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Well what is it?
As distasteful as this thread topic!
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Old 24-12-2005, 13:27   #21
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As distasteful as this thread topic!
goblin related?
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Old 24-12-2005, 14:38   #22
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tinseltown ?
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