Seen something "interesting" on my way home - General Discussion

jillions · 23-01-2006, 17:13

I was standing at the bus stop waiting for my bus when a cyclist pulled up at the junction. (was level with bus stop due to size of queue at junction. Now 2 teenage girls (13-15 imo) starting shouting "god he's gorgeous, look how nice his arse looks in those shorts (lycra type). his bulge is pretty big too".

now i had a look, im not gay but my attention was drawn to said area. and i noticed that the cyclist with in a few seconds had a full blown erection. it was in full blown view of everyone and the 2 girls just stood staring but the cyclist remained nonchalant.

wat then happened next disturbed me. a woman who looked in her 20s said he "was a paedo bastard and dirty perv for getting a stonker (her words) in public over 2 under age girls at which point the cyclist rode off.

What does everyone else think of this?

Girth · 23-01-2006, 17:16

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Originally Posted by jillions

I was standing at the bus stop waiting for my bus when a cyclist pulled up at the junction. (was level with bus stop due to size of queue at junction. Now 2 teenage girls (13-15 imo) starting shouting "god he's gorgeous, look how nice his arse looks in those shorts (lycra type). his bulge is pretty big too".

now i had a look, im not gay but my attention was drawn to said area. and i noticed that the cyclist with in a few seconds had a full blown erection. it was in full blown view of everyone and the 2 girls just stood staring but the cyclist remained nonchalant.

wat then happened next disturbed me. a woman who looked in her 20s said he "was a paedo bastard and dirty perv for getting a stonker (her words) in public over 2 under age girls at which point the cyclist rode off.

What does everyone else think of this?

Um, sorry about that. I'll take a different route home in future.

trinity2002 · 23-01-2006, 17:19

I think the woman was out of order, ignorant and has no knowledge of the male body.

katebug · 23-01-2006, 17:26

unfortunate for him, but I'm sure it wasnt because he was a paedophile! that was a stupid woman

bettycat · 23-01-2006, 17:28

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Originally Posted by Girth

Um, sorry about that. I'll take a different route home in future.

That made me laugh!!!

kizzie · 23-01-2006, 17:29

I agree, the women was out of order, and very stupid .

Jargonizer · 23-01-2006, 17:32

Glad it wasn't me on the bike, I'd have been locked up for life by now, especially if the arresting constable was a DS subscriber.

MacattacK · 23-01-2006, 17:34

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Originally Posted by Jargonizer

Glad it wasn't me on the bike, I'd have been locked up for life by now, especially if the arresting constable was a DS subscriber.

...or sentenced to death by lethal (meat) injection?

kizzie · 23-01-2006, 17:35

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Originally Posted by Jargonizer

Glad it wasn't me on the bike, I'd have been locked up for life by now, especially if the arresting constable was a DS subscriber.

Get over it . The two things are not the same and you know it.

dmuk · 23-01-2006, 17:35

So long as he didn't start beating his meat in the middle of the road, I see no problem.

Ruokasi · 23-01-2006, 17:39

Who's to say it was over the girls anyways?

artnada · 23-01-2006, 17:42

Would she be one of those people who goes round beating pediatricians up?

Yeah, probably.

Thick cow!

23-01-2006, 17:47

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Originally Posted by axious

Would she be one of those people who goes round beating pediatricians up?

Yeah, probably.

Thick cow!

Hey! You leave pediatricians out of this!

They do a great job - my feet have never looked better.

dmuk · 23-01-2006, 17:52

Damn pedios and there foot fetishes

Raring_to_go · 23-01-2006, 17:55

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Originally Posted by Girth

Um, sorry about that. I'll take a different route home in future.

I think it would be advisable......when the word gets out in the school there'll be hoards of young girls lining the route.....I know what they are like.....

Girth · 23-01-2006, 17:57

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Originally Posted by Raring_to_go

I think it would be advisable......when the word gets out in the school there'll be hoards of young girls lining the route.....I know what they are like.....

Hmm... I think I may go for the extra-tight lycra tomorrow in that case.

Chie · 23-01-2006, 18:03

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Originally Posted by jillions

i noticed that the cyclist with in a few seconds had a full blown erection

Gosh

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a woman who looked in her 20s said he "was a paedo bastard and dirty perv for getting a stonker (her words) in public

Yep, she is an idiot.

Jargonizer · 23-01-2006, 18:07

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Originally Posted by kizzie

Get over it . The two things are not the same and you know it.

Please explain if you can?
I see a lot of similarity in conclusion jumping.

Mark. · 23-01-2006, 18:13

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Originally Posted by Jargonizer

DS subscriber.

Does he work at the same station as PC Terminal?

Raring_to_go · 23-01-2006, 18:17

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Originally Posted by Girth

Hmm... I think I may go for the extra-tight lycra tomorrow in that case.

Rather you than me......when I'm out on my bike I have to take extra precautions......baggy trousers and all that.....

Jargonizer · 23-01-2006, 18:19

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Originally Posted by dundee_mark

Does he work at the same station as PC Terminal?

Yes mark, King's Cross station, how did you know?

Girth · 23-01-2006, 18:20

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Originally Posted by Raring_to_go

Rather you than me......when I'm out on my bike I have to take extra precautions......baggy trousers and all that.....

This is where a Prince Albert comes into its own.

Raring_to_go · 23-01-2006, 18:23

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Originally Posted by Girth

This is where a Prince Albert comes into its own.

Tell me about it.......

Girth · 23-01-2006, 18:24

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Originally Posted by Raring_to_go

Tell me about it.......

A tip - don't get it snagged on your bungee cord. Trust me.

Barry Bulls Hit · 23-01-2006, 19:18

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Originally Posted by jillions

now i had a look, im not gay but my attention was drawn to said area.

You have just as much right as a gay man to look at this gentlemans crotch

23-01-2006, 17:13	#1
jillions Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Services: Sky+ HD, 10MB BB, Intel iMAc, Macbook, Xbox 360 60gb Posts: 748 Blog Entries: 2	Seen something "interesting" on my way home I was standing at the bus stop waiting for my bus when a cyclist pulled up at the junction. (was level with bus stop due to size of queue at junction. Now 2 teenage girls (13-15 imo) starting shouting "god he's gorgeous, look how nice his arse looks in those shorts (lycra type). his bulge is pretty big too". now i had a look, im not gay but my attention was drawn to said area. and i noticed that the cyclist with in a few seconds had a full blown erection. it was in full blown view of everyone and the 2 girls just stood staring but the cyclist remained nonchalant. wat then happened next disturbed me. a woman who looked in her 20s said he "was a paedo bastard and dirty perv for getting a stonker (her words) in public over 2 under age girls at which point the cyclist rode off. What does everyone else think of this?

23-01-2006, 17:19	#3
trinity2002 Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,683	I think the woman was out of order, ignorant and has no knowledge of the male body.

23-01-2006, 17:26	#4
katebug Forum Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11,166	unfortunate for him, but I'm sure it wasnt because he was a paedophile! that was a stupid woman

23-01-2006, 17:29	#6
kizzie Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Herts Posts: 8,783	I agree, the women was out of order, and very stupid .

23-01-2006, 17:32	#7
Jargonizer Banned User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,005	Glad it wasn't me on the bike, I'd have been locked up for life by now, especially if the arresting constable was a DS subscriber.

23-01-2006, 17:35	#10
dmuk Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,713 Blog Entries: 4	So long as he didn't start beating his meat in the middle of the road, I see no problem.

23-01-2006, 17:39	#11
Ruokasi Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bristol, England. Services: Piracy. Trolling. Posts: 3,360	Who's to say it was over the girls anyways?

23-01-2006, 17:42	#12
artnada Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cornwall...I wish! Services: VirginMedia 10mb - Main OS - Windows 7 RTM (build 7600) Posts: 6,660	Would she be one of those people who goes round beating pediatricians up? Yeah, probably. Thick cow!

23-01-2006, 17:52	#14
dmuk Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,713 Blog Entries: 4	Damn pedios and there foot fetishes