Jordan to tackle America now - Showbiz

demixxx · 12-06-2006, 19:48

jordans of to america

Yawn cant she disappear Jordan really gets on my cups shes of to America now

Why??she will be a little fish in a big pond

Is it because The Great British Public are finally getting sick of her gracing every magazine she can get on, selling her life her soul her family down the line.

Whats Pete famous for now ohh yes he has a little column in New magazine

I wish Jordan and Peter would go back to the Jungle and Stay there

12-06-2006, 19:59

She'll be back in the UK faster than you can say "flop". If huge stars like Robbie Williams can't break the US, what makes this no-talent has-been think she'll make it?

gomezz · 12-06-2006, 20:03

I thought this was going to be another World Cup thread

Channel Hopper · 12-06-2006, 20:05

This forum does not allow replies as short as 'sad'.

I am feeling rather sorry for the US for some strange reason. Maybe her tits will explode on the way over.

artlesschaos · 12-06-2006, 20:29

Well, I wanted revenge for the infliction of Dubya on us, but this might be going to far.

I wonder how many OK front covers she gets out of this.

FrankUK · 12-06-2006, 20:35

I think most people are sick of her..

fi~ · 12-06-2006, 20:35

hope she stays over there then

demixxx · 12-06-2006, 21:15

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Originally Posted by FrankUK

I think most people are sick of her..

Before she went into the jungle i was a fan of hers i though fiesty mother single parent who fought for her career has been dumped ect ect this was after watching her on the Frank Skinner show whn she was pregnant.

When she went into the jungle and fell in love with Peter i thought great good for her a real life fairytale romance.

When she sold her wedding to heat arrived at her wedding in a pink t*t. i was dubious but thought good on her show everyone how much in love you are the glossys are paying have your fairy tale wedding show Dwight your critics how happy you are.

But when she started selling her kids to the devil (heat magazine) i went right off her those babies can you imagine in years to come when they find the front covers in her attic she now disgusts me

I refuse to buy the glossys shes on what more can she do to make her millions im expecting her split from Pete soon only to be reconciled and HEAT get the cover storey.

In a way i hope she goes to America that will bring her down a peg or 2 she will look like thousands of other wannabes.

Channel Hopper · 12-06-2006, 22:24

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Originally Posted by demixxx

In a way i hope she goes to America that will bring her down a peg or 2 she will look like thousands of other wannabes.

Probably the biggest insult to Americans on this forum tonight

banana split · 12-06-2006, 23:17

Great another Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Anna Nicole Smith type bimbo.

Airam · 13-06-2006, 00:18

YAWN ! There'll probably be a reality TV show like the Busted one and another edition of the book to follow that.

structure · 13-06-2006, 01:35

Th americans are very into proper looking children, that is whyt they have those beauty pagents for really young girls. Jordans kids are not exactly beautiful.

Cindylover · 13-06-2006, 03:10

You'd think the Playboy non-success would have taught her something...

Channel Hopper · 13-06-2006, 04:42

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Originally Posted by banana split

Great another ....... Anna Nicole Smith type bimbo.

Jordan has a cock ? (goes and vomits in a tuba)

demixxx · 13-06-2006, 08:30

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Originally Posted by structure

Th americans are very into proper looking children, that is whyt they have those beauty pagents for really young girls. Jordans kids are not exactly beautiful.

ohhh Jordan will be suing DS next and have her kids on the front of heat saying all us FMembers are nasty and she is suing us and putting us in her next book

Leah98 · 13-06-2006, 09:46

I would like to know how people can judge a person through the media? You don't know her you only see what they want you to see!

When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem?

And structure I think what you said about her children was really awful.......you must not have kids! When you do you'll realise! Fine slate Jordan/Katie to be honest it doesn't really both me...it's your opinion and your entitled to it. But leave it out when it comes to the kids!

Kate's worked hard to get where she is today.......and I say well done to her.........that's what she wanted and that's what she got! Shame she has to put up with all your crap along the way!

The Prumeister · 13-06-2006, 10:28

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Originally Posted by Leah98

I would like to know how people can judge a person through the media? You don't know her you only see what they want you to see!

When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem?

And structure I think what you said about her children was really awful.......you must not have kids! When you do you'll realise! Fine slate Jordan/Katie to be honest it doesn't really both me...it's your opinion and your entitled to it. But leave it out when it comes to the kids!

Kate's worked hard to get where she is today.......and I say well done to her.........that's what she wanted and that's what she got! Shame she has to put up with all your crap along the way!

Well, that's an interesting point, but how else does a showbiz forum operate, other than by garnering ideas we have seen from our perception of people in the media? After all, none of us actually know any of these celebrities per se. & it is possible to make fairly valued judgments from seeing people appear on shows etc.. etc...

& yes, in the jungle she came across OK but it's now reached saturation point with her orange silicone frame gurning on the front cover of just about every tabloid newspaper all day and every day. The fact is, she uses her children as commodities - they are a part of the 'package' so I'm afraid although I agree it is detestable to criticise the poor mites, Pwiccee does ask for it by putting them in the centre of the media. She is a greedy, hard-faced woman who would stop at NOTHING to make money. If that's indicative of a positive role model in today's society then we're going to hell in a handcart.

13-06-2006, 12:49

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Originally Posted by Leah98

I would like to know how people can judge a person through the media? You don't know her you only see what they want you to see!

When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem?

And structure I think what you said about her children was really awful.......you must not have kids! When you do you'll realise! Fine slate Jordan/Katie to be honest it doesn't really both me...it's your opinion and your entitled to it. But leave it out when it comes to the kids!

Kate's worked hard to get where she is today.......and I say well done to her.........that's what she wanted and that's what she got! Shame she has to put up with all your crap along the way!

yes she got her tits out for FHM, Loaded etc, and is now on the front, middle and back of every dross glossy magazine there is, now that is really hard work.

gkmacca · 13-06-2006, 13:12

America already has one unwanted Bush. She should stay at home.

Chris84 · 13-06-2006, 13:41

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Originally Posted by Channel Hopper

Jordan has a cock ? (goes and vomits in a tuba)

Are you implying Anna Nicole has one? I thought she announced her pregnancy recently

gkmacca · 13-06-2006, 13:52

Jordan has one. She calls it Peter Andre.

demixxx · 13-06-2006, 15:04

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Originally Posted by Leah98

I would like to know how people can judge a person through the media? You don't know her you only see what they want you to see!

When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem?

And structure I think what you said about her children was really awful.......you must not have kids! When you do you'll realise! Fine slate Jordan/Katie to be honest it doesn't really both me...it's your opinion and your entitled to it. But leave it out when it comes to the kids!

Kate's worked hard to get where she is today.......and I say well done to her.........that's what she wanted and that's what she got! Shame she has to put up with all your crap along the way!

Jordans kids are there for magazine deals as far as im concerned now. She has totally sold those kids down the line i was sickened to see her on Heat Magazine week after week exposing the kids to the media and the public. If she was so concerned about her kids why has she done that ??? she must have made a fortune in magazine deals how much of that has went to charity or how much has went towards keeping her celeb lifestyle and her and pETE IN BOTOX.

I have not called the kids any names on this thread in fact i pity them having her for a mother.

When Jordan cracks America how much time will she spend with her kids then?? Will she Take Harvey to America when he needs constant treatment and medication.

demixxx · 13-06-2006, 15:12

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Originally Posted by Leah98

When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem?

And structure I think what you said about her children was really awful.......you must not have kids! When you do you'll realise! Fine slate Jordan/Katie to be honest it doesn't really both me...it's your opinion and your entitled to it. But leave it out when it comes to the kids!

She went on Im a celeb nearly 3 years ago and she has done a lot of back stabbing since then

this person Jordan or Kate as you say who was on im a celeb has totally changed shes a fame hungry wannabe.

And yes i do have kids 2 in fact one of my kids has had major heart surgery so i know what its like to have a child with a disability. If i was like Jordan or in her position (which i am not and wouldnt want to be) i wouldnt sell my childs disability to every magazine possible.

If she had done a few interviews on Harveys condition to make his disability more aware to people and to raise money that would have been acceptable. But no i cant see all the money she has made from these interviews has went to childrens charitys its probably gone towards her pink helicoptor

RANT OVER

demixxx · 13-06-2006, 15:14

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Originally Posted by The Prumeister

& yes, in the jungle she came across OK but it's now reached saturation point with her orange silicone frame gurning on the front cover of just about every tabloid newspaper all day and every day. The fact is, she uses her children as commodities - they are a part of the 'package' so I'm afraid although I agree it is detestable to criticise the poor mites, Pwiccee does ask for it by putting them in the centre of the media. She is a greedy, hard-faced woman who would stop at NOTHING to make money. If that's indicative of a positive role model in today's society then we're going to hell in a handcart.

well said PRUMEISTER

*Sparkle* · 13-06-2006, 17:38

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Originally Posted by Leah98

When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem?

Considering her manager appeared on This Morning and told us that he'd advised her to avoid bitching and modify her language, I wouldn't take her time in there as being anything other than an acting performance. However, she did publicly humiliate her boyfriend of the time, whilst also being a bitch to her future husband. On one hand she was egging him on to flirt with her, then went around the rest of the camp saying that he was chasing her and he was doing her best to stop him and that he was lying if he implied that she was doing anything else.

There isn't any point in getting excited about her moving to another country. She's told us that she's going to move to America to be a big star several times in the past. It's nothing more than yet another publicity stunt combined with wishful thinking. She's been planning her British presenting career since doing I'm a Celeb, and that hasn't worked. The same goes for her music career. Remember when she called a press call to 'celebrate' her meeting with one of the record companies? They didn't give her a deal, just had a chuckle at her terrible demo tape. She keeps promising to retire too, but there's still no let-up in her bitching. Yet another OK cover and yet another personal swipe.

12-06-2006, 19:48	#1
demixxx Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Location: near the boro Services: NTL Posts: 695	Jordan to tackle America now jordans of to america Yawn cant she disappear Jordan really gets on my cups shes of to America now Why??she will be a little fish in a big pond Is it because The Great British Public are finally getting sick of her gracing every magazine she can get on, selling her life her soul her family down the line. Whats Pete famous for now ohh yes he has a little column in New magazine I wish Jordan and Peter would go back to the Jungle and Stay there

12-06-2006, 19:59	#2
Xfusion Posts: n/a	She'll be back in the UK faster than you can say "flop". If huge stars like Robbie Williams can't break the US, what makes this no-talent has-been think she'll make it?

12-06-2006, 20:03	#3
gomezz Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Buckingham Posts: 9,511	I thought this was going to be another World Cup thread

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Channel Hopper Inactive Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pergatory, it be near Croydon Services: BT 500 Plug and Go, and BIG bastard motorised dish Posts: 15,504	This forum does not allow replies as short as 'sad'. I am feeling rather sorry for the US for some strange reason. Maybe her tits will explode on the way over.

12-06-2006, 20:29	#5
artlesschaos Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,011	Well, I wanted revenge for the infliction of Dubya on us, but this might be going to far. I wonder how many OK front covers she gets out of this.

12-06-2006, 20:35	#6
FrankUK Forum Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 425	I think most people are sick of her..

12-06-2006, 20:35	#7
fi~ Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Services: virgin media tv phone broadband Posts: 4,688	hope she stays over there then

12-06-2006, 23:17	#10
banana split Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: USA Posts: 821	Great another Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Anna Nicole Smith type bimbo.

13-06-2006, 00:18	#11
Airam Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,378	YAWN ! There'll probably be a reality TV show like the Busted one and another edition of the book to follow that.

13-06-2006, 01:35	#12
structure Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,345	Th americans are very into proper looking children, that is whyt they have those beauty pagents for really young girls. Jordans kids are not exactly beautiful.

13-06-2006, 03:10	#13
Cindylover Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,679	You'd think the Playboy non-success would have taught her something...

13-06-2006, 09:46	#16
Leah98 Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1	I would like to know how people can judge a person through the media? You don't know her you only see what they want you to see! When she was on I'm a celeb she didn't backstab! Wasn't mardy or stuck up like 9 out of 10 celebs are! I really don't get your problem? And structure I think what you said about her children was really awful.......you must not have kids! When you do you'll realise! Fine slate Jordan/Katie to be honest it doesn't really both me...it's your opinion and your entitled to it. But leave it out when it comes to the kids! Kate's worked hard to get where she is today.......and I say well done to her.........that's what she wanted and that's what she got! Shame she has to put up with all your crap along the way!

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gkmacca Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,924	America already has one unwanted Bush. She should stay at home.

13-06-2006, 13:52	#21
gkmacca Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 6,924	Jordan has one. She calls it Peter Andre.