Urgent help needed! - Chatter

larrysrabbit · 31-08-2006, 09:12

My prawn has caught crabs. It was fine when he used to look at muslim hamster prawn on the internet but he's been meeting other prawns through contact websites and he now caught crabs from one of those little hussies.

What shall I do with him? Take him to the GP? An STD clinic or wash my hands of him and throw him to the mercy of John West?

potatolegs · 31-08-2006, 09:13

I think you should give him a chance, if he starts developing growths then there will just be more prawn to eat

Alpha-Sun2 · 31-08-2006, 09:14

i'd cook it and then eat it, lovely with dip

faz1989 · 31-08-2006, 09:25

Seafood Cocktail *drewls*

stud u like · 31-08-2006, 09:33

I would have thought the battered prawn is now illegal prawnography.

Cazarella · 31-08-2006, 09:41

I really should have known better than to think help was genuinely needed about something when I saw who started this thread shouldn't I?

larrysrabbit · 31-08-2006, 09:49

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Originally Posted by Cazarella

I really should have known better than to think help was genuinely needed about something when I saw who started this thread shouldn't I?

If it was help, I would have put it in the appropriate forum, not chatter.

Cazarella · 31-08-2006, 09:50

You say that like you always put your threads in the correct forums.

occasional post · 31-08-2006, 09:51

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Originally Posted by larrysrabbit

If it was help, I would have put it in the appropriate forum, not chatter.

People often post in the wrong forum by mistake - I read it immediately on the basis that I thought it might be a genuine problem.

Personally - flame me all you want - I find all this spoof threadery and prawn stuff very infantile and not what DS has traditionally been about

Absolute Britney · 31-08-2006, 09:52

I have to say I agree and all this stupid stuff should just stop.

nicibabes · 31-08-2006, 09:52

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Originally Posted by larrysrabbit

If it was help, I would have put it in the appropriate forum, not chatter.

good morning twinkle of my eye!

sorry to hear of the prawn problem, i have been negleting you recently what with my new married life!

potatolegs · 31-08-2006, 09:52

larrysrabbit - you are super! i think you are very funny and kind! an overall brill personality!
i am being being very flattering today lol

Cazarella · 31-08-2006, 09:54

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Originally Posted by occasional post

I read it immediately on the basis that I thought it might be a genuine problem.

Ditto. Irrespective of what forum I happen to be looking at, if someone posts a thread with a title that implies they need some help with something urgently I always take a peek to see if I can help.

I should have known better in this instance.

nicibabes · 31-08-2006, 09:54

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Originally Posted by occasional post

People often post in the wrong forum by mistake - I read it immediately on the basis that I thought it might be a genuine problem.

Personally - flame me all you want - I find all this spoof threadery and prawn stuff very infantile and not what DS has traditionally been about

i like infantile, if i wanted my brain cells stretching i would visit the politics thread

On a serious note, if you see Larrysrabbit's name next to help, then honestly, do you think it is a cry for help from her?

I like the fact she can be deadly serious one minute and a kinky little oddball the next...its refreshing!

potatolegs · 31-08-2006, 09:54

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Originally Posted by Cazarella

Ditto. Irrespective of what forum I happen to be looking at, if someone posts a thread with a title that implies they need some help with something urgently I always take a peek to see if I can help.

I should have known better in this instance.

Aww Cazzy - chill

Cazarella · 31-08-2006, 09:55

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Originally Posted by potatolegs

Aww Cazzy - chill

What makes you think I'm not chilled?

charlie1 · 31-08-2006, 09:56

Sorry to be a kill joy, but I thought spoof threads weren't allowed.

colbo · 31-08-2006, 09:56

"On a serious note, if you see Larrysrabbit's name next to help, then honestly, do you think it is a cry for help from her?"

hmm...

potatolegs · 31-08-2006, 09:57

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Originally Posted by Cazarella

What makes you think I'm not chilled?

tone of text i guess and lack of smiles

potatolegs · 31-08-2006, 09:57

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Originally Posted by charlie1

Sorry to be a kill joy, but I thought spoof threads weren't allowed.

I think they only not allowed on big bro when you pretend someone has been evicted.. i think you can in chatter!

occasional post · 31-08-2006, 09:58

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Originally Posted by nicibabes

i like infantile, if i wanted my brain cells stretching i would visit the politics thread

On a serious note, if you see Larrysrabbit's name next to help, then honestly, do you think it is a cry for help from her?

I like the fact she can be deadly serious one minute and a kinky little oddball the next...its refreshing!

Well I don;t actually judge what a post is about just by who's posted - I go on the title.

I like fun, I like silliness, but these spoof threads are really starting to irritate me (and I believe also the mods as I've noticed many of these threads have disappeared ater a few hours).

As for larrysrabbit - you have your opinion on her, I'll keep mine to myself

larrysrabbit · 31-08-2006, 09:59

Chatter's hardly for heavyweight stuff. People put all sorts of funny nonsense on here. It cheers a lot of people up and makes them laugh.

nicibabes · 31-08-2006, 10:01

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Originally Posted by occasional post

Well I don;t actually judge what a post is about just by who's posted - I go on the title.

I like fun, I like silliness, but these spoof threads are really starting to irritate me (and I believe also the mods as I've noticed many of these threads have disappeared ater a few hours).

As for larrysrabbit - you have your opinion on her, I'll keep mine to myself

well, i dont see how anyone can any other opinion on her, she is a lovely kind poster and i shall indeed keep that thought.

Cazarella · 31-08-2006, 10:02

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Originally Posted by charlie1

Sorry to be a kill joy, but I thought spoof threads weren't allowed.

One of the mods did post recently requesting they stop.

I think it was on one of larrysrabbits previous threads.

Cazarella · 31-08-2006, 10:03

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Originally Posted by potatolegs

tone of text i guess and lack of smiles

See my posts elsewhere and you will see I am feeling perfectly fine.

31-08-2006, 09:12	#1
larrysrabbit Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding!!!!! Posts: 4,657	Urgent help needed! My prawn has caught crabs. It was fine when he used to look at muslim hamster prawn on the internet but he's been meeting other prawns through contact websites and he now caught crabs from one of those little hussies. What shall I do with him? Take him to the GP? An STD clinic or wash my hands of him and throw him to the mercy of John West?

31-08-2006, 09:13	#2
potatolegs Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,931	I think you should give him a chance, if he starts developing growths then there will just be more prawn to eat

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Alpha-Sun2 Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Orbis non sufficit Services: The best there is, The best there was, The best there ever will be. Posts: 1,768	i'd cook it and then eat it, lovely with dip

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faz1989 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,167	Seafood Cocktail drewls

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stud u like Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Gender: Male Location: The Sunny Side Of The Street Services: masculine men with passion! Posts: 19,023 Blog Entries: 14	I would have thought the battered prawn is now illegal prawnography.

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Cazarella Banned User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tartsville Services: Cocktails and Dreams Posts: 17,479	I really should have known better than to think help was genuinely needed about something when I saw who started this thread shouldn't I?

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Cazarella Banned User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tartsville Services: Cocktails and Dreams Posts: 17,479	You say that like you always put your threads in the correct forums.

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Absolute Britney Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: mad about Simon Cowell!! Posts: 2,016	I have to say I agree and all this stupid stuff should just stop.

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charlie1 Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Gender: Female Posts: 6,067	Sorry to be a kill joy, but I thought spoof threads weren't allowed.

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colbo Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Manchester Services: Nowt, just a telly license Posts: 429	"On a serious note, if you see Larrysrabbit's name next to help, then honestly, do you think it is a cry for help from her?" hmm...

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larrysrabbit Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding!!!!! Posts: 4,657	Chatter's hardly for heavyweight stuff. People put all sorts of funny nonsense on here. It cheers a lot of people up and makes them laugh.