Jodie DUMPS Fave...ON HER BLOG!! - Showbiz

theanchorage8 · 16-01-2007, 22:31

Not long after her big at home spread in OK! Jodie Marsh has dumped her bf Dave Doyle via her blog!! Its a fab read-she seems gutted...NOT!!

Here it is:
If you are reading this Dave Doyle; you are dumped. I'm not even going to waste my breath in saying it to your face or on the phone. You don't deserve it. The reason for this? I know (and have proof) that you cheated on me. It was on New Year's Eve, with your ex-bird, she stayed at your flat and got a cab to the station the next day. Do not ring me (cos I won't answer), do not email me (cos I won't read it) and if you sell a story on me; well you'll just make yourself look stupid because I have done nothing wrong and YOU are a cheating w*nker.

Email No 1.

Thought I'd wait for you to get through all of your emails before breaking the good news...............

Ask your "good as gold Dave" who he spend New Years night with Jodie???

Ask him who he took back to the flat that night and who he woke up with New Years morning?

Oh what a fool he made of you that night.

We all knew it would not be long before Dave tried running back into her arms. They were always so much in lover: it was only a matter of time before the idiot woke up and realized exactly what he'd lost.

He cried in her arms that morning telling her what a fool he had been and that he missed her and still loved her.

Good thing for you though Jodie is that you can keep the cheating bastard, she doesn't want him back.

and.........If you don't believe me then ask anyone who was in Opium that night, as everyone saw them leave together.

Looks like the man of YOUR dreams landed in HER lap!!!!

Email No 2.

All I ask is that you read blow then, you can choose to believe what ever you want.

You can block me as many times as you like, but you can't block out the fact that Dave has already cheated on you.

They both left Opium at around 3pm and got a cab to his from the cab firm across the road to Opium. She stayed with him in the flat until 12:15pm Monday morning. She then got a cab from the flat to Brentwood station, using "********" cab firm. Call and ask then if a petite pretty little blonde thing was picked up from that address New Years Eve morning? (Erm - Do you mean New Year's Day love?!)

Aleisha told us that Dave still does not have a sofa in the lounge and that he has brought a new Silver TV from Argos, which is in the bedroom. She also said he has a new purple/blue hoover and that he has a white chiffon curtain up at each window in the lounge. She also said that Beau is back in the flat. He has two new pairs of shoes (a white pair and a tan pair). He was wearing a new black pin stripped shirt new years eve, with his new white shoes and even had a pair of new pants on.

(Unfortunatelly for Dave, us girls tell each other everything !!!! ).

Aleisha does not even know that I'm emailing you, as I know she and Dave have agreed to be sivel to one another and to remain friends, however I have not agreed to anything.

She is one of my best mates and its about time that lying, cheating piece of scum gets what he deserves. How dare he think he can keep going around cheating on people.

I'm sure your friends would be the same if a bloke treated you like total shit with no respect or regard for your feelings, as Dave did towards Aleisha. They were booked to marry on the 28th February 2007 at the Phi Phi Island Village resort and Spa in Thailand. He broke up with her two months before the wedding, which is so heartless and cruel. And the cheek of him now..........

Good thing Aleisha has common sense and has vowed never to take him back. She deserves so much better. What does he have to offer anyone, seriously what does David Doyle have to offer anyone. He lives in a council flat, claims benefits, can't drive and earns practically penny's a month.

Choose to believe what you want Jodie, im not doing this to be spiteful to you. Its true you have made a fool of yourself over him.

You have both made yourself look stupid, especially with all of your "man of my dreams cr*p", but I guess you was not to know the kinda person he was. I mean, it took 4 years for Dave to show his true self to all of us.

We all trusted Dave and thought he was a decent bloke and all thought he adored Aleisha and would never hurt her. We were fooled by his charm and friendly ways, but have now seen him for his true colours.

He fooled Aleisha, her friends and all of her family and now he is taking you, your friends and all your family for a ride.

I'm not telling you this to get to you Jodie. I'm telling you all of this to get to Dave. I want him to pay for all that he has done and to wipe that smug smile off his face.

Dave deserves everything he gets and its about time he was caught out at his own game.

No doubt your going to carry on living your make believe fairytale world together, but just you knowing exactly what he has done is enough to make us smile.

Dave Cheated on you that night and that's that. Ive said my piece now and have nothing more to say.

So people, ignoring all the spelling mistakes in those emails (Aleisha, or is it her "friend", obviously didn't go to school); lets look at the facts. Only someone who had actually been to his flat since he bought all those new things (which was a couple of days before Christmas) would know about all that stuff. So forgive me for putting two and two together........ On a serious note though; I did double check a few things. Me being me (you lot know I wouldn't have just believed a random internet freak) made a few phone calls; got the proof I needed (from various people) and voila!! There you have it. One dumped boyfriend and a wiser, happier girl. I still can't believe the **** thought he could do it and get away with it! I mean, it's not like I don't know anyone around this area! And even if there are still people in Essex I don't know; then they sure as Hell know me! I'm more annoyed about him insulting my intelligence........

I'd also like to just refer back to the line "what a fool he made of you that night" and point out that the real fool is the girl who took him back to bed after she'd been dumped. I bet you felt REAL good about yourself on New Year's Day (or "New Year's Eve morning" in your language). Sorry, but I don't feel foolish. I know you were hoping I would but luckily for me; I already know that most men can't keep their dicks in their pants and therefore, when they cheat and I find out (cos most of them do - you just gotta find the evidence); I just sack the man and put him out with the other rubbish where he belongs.

Though Aleisha (or should I say her "friend"); just to change the subject for a minute. Are you a private detective? Because with all that information about the inside of his house you have managed to retain; I just wondered if that's what you do for a living? I could use a good one if you are. Can I have your number?!

So to end - thanks Dave Doyle you c*nt. At this time of year especially (the month of Kim's anniversary); you have excelled any boyfriend I've ever had in the c*nt stakes. Oh.... And if you want the rest of your sh*t you left at my house; it's outside in the mud right now so you can come and get it or else the dustmen will take it on Monday.

Oh.... And I know a really good tattooist if you need one. I've had mine covered up already and if you wanna see the pics - they're on Myspace. My new tattoo looks so much better then "David Dickenson" or whatever it said?! Cheerio! You're dumped. Right here, right now. On my website.

Note to all girls - don't trust men. They lie and cheat. Dogs are so much more faithful (and better looking) J

Ryan

16-01-2007, 22:49

Yawn...classy Burd

theanchorage8 · 16-01-2007, 22:56

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Originally Posted by Croissantlover

Yawn...classy Burd

Yup she certainly is! Another product of the goodyera for us all to enjoy!

Satai Delenn · 16-01-2007, 22:58

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Note to all girls - don't trust men. They lie and cheat. Dogs are so much more faithful (and better looking) J

She's right though.

frazzles · 16-01-2007, 23:07

well done Jodie, you go girl!

16-01-2007, 23:30

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Originally Posted by theanchorage8

Not long after her big at home spread in OK! Jodie Marsh has dumped her bf Dave Doyle via her blog!! Its a fab read-she seems gutted...NOT!!

Here it is:
If you are reading this Dave Doyle; you are dumped. I'm not even going to waste my breath in saying it to your face or on the phone. You don't deserve it. The reason for this? I know (and have proof) that you cheated on me. It was on New Year's Eve, with your ex-bird, she stayed at your flat and got a cab to the station the next day. Do not ring me (cos I won't answer), do not email me (cos I won't read it) and if you sell a story on me; well you'll just make yourself look stupid because I have done nothing wrong and YOU are a cheating w*nker.

Well we didn't see that coming, did we?! And I though that one would last forever!

glowboy · 16-01-2007, 23:32

Weren't they supposed to be getting married this year?

LOL!!

margurita · 16-01-2007, 23:57

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Originally Posted by glowboy

Weren't they supposed to be getting married this year?

LOL!!

3 Weddings and a funeral :

Helsie · 16-01-2007, 23:59

It was over long before the OK spread, she got the cover up done the weekend before it came out.

I believe there is generally a contract to be signed....the scam is about to be exposed!

SolarSail · 17-01-2007, 00:04

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Originally Posted by margurita

3 Weddings and a funeral :

More like three tattoos and a bin bag!

(or 4 if he had his covered up as well - well, that's if it was ever real in the first place

)

Jeez - the OK spread is sure taking money under false pretences, you can tell from her myspace messages that it was over before the print was set

(not that they set the print these days but same difference)

Donz · 17-01-2007, 00:19

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Originally Posted by frazzles

well done Jodie, you go girl!

Shes a **** he dumped her ages ago jodie is yet again trying to play the victim - lets hope OK demand the money back she looks like a complete arse over this whole thing

17-01-2007, 05:50

I hope she sets aside some of the money she got from OK for tattoo laser removal!

eskel · 17-01-2007, 06:13

this happened weeks ago I'm sure. she had to wait until this edition of OK had hit the newstands. she covered the tattoo on 6th jan according to message she left on myspace. so it must have been well over then.

its a shame really. no one likes to be dumped. but for some one who's always on about keeping it real....she doesnt half lie.

georgy · 17-01-2007, 07:40

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Originally Posted by eskel

this happened weeks ago I'm sure. she had to wait until this edition of OK had hit the newstands. she covered the tattoo on 6th jan according to message she left on myspace. so it must have been well over then.

its a shame really. no one likes to be dumped. but for some one who's always on about keeping it real....she doesnt half lie.

thats what I was about to say, she dumped him ages ago because she's had that new tattoo for weeks.

topdoris · 17-01-2007, 08:11

Right, so let me get this straight (please correct me if I am wrong or have missed anything):

Jodie Marsh grabs herself (another) boyfriend.

No doubt on her inane blog he is considered "the one" (in a very Darren Day kind of style)
They get engaged.
She has his name tattooed on her hand. (Classy)
They sell the story to OK. (Whilst Jordan & Pete's backs are turned)
Before the story is published she is told that he has cheated on her.
She refuses to speak to him directly. Instead she covers the tattoo.
Everyone knows they have split up but Marsh goes unusually quiet and forgets to mention the fact in order to ensure her wage packet from OK.
After the story is published, she suddenly dumps him on her blog?? Without even speaking to him first??

Jeez all that just for money. Mmm niiice. There's a name for that where I come from.

I bet Jordan is having the last laugh.

17-01-2007, 08:22

Here's two of my favorite parts:

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So to end - thanks Dave Doyle you c*nt. At this time of year especially (the month of Kim's anniversary); you have excelled any boyfriend I've ever had in the c*nt stakes.

Don't you just love how she brings up that poor dead girl EVERY chance she gets in order to get sympathy?

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One dumped boyfriend and a wiser, happier girl.

Basically, if you've been cheated on, YOU are pretty much the one who got dumped. As for the wiser now part- that's a damn laugh! And as for her being a happier girl- we know that's an even bigger laugh- the reason she keeps taking anyone that will have her for a few days is because she's unhappy, miserable and lonely whenever she doesn't have a man in her life. Sad.

iiHEARTy0u · 17-01-2007, 08:35

Well done her..

One and Only · 17-01-2007, 08:54

I really think that he dumped her ages ago.
At least he has kept his mouth firmly shut.

Agent Krycek · 17-01-2007, 09:45

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Originally Posted by topdoris

Right, so let me get this straight (please correct me if I am wrong or have missed anything):

Jodie Marsh grabs herself (another) boyfriend.

No doubt on her inane blog he is considered "the one" (in a very Darren Day kind of style)
They get engaged.
She has his name tattooed on her hand. (Classy)
They sell the story to OK. (Whilst Jordan & Pete's backs are turned)
Before the story is published she is told that he has cheated on her.
She refuses to speak to him directly. Instead she covers the tattoo.
Everyone knows they have split up but Marsh goes unusually quiet and forgets to mention the fact in order to ensure her wage packet from OK.
After the story is published, she suddenly dumps him on her blog?? Without even speaking to him first??

Jeez all that just for money. Mmm niiice. There's a name for that where I come from.

I bet Jordan is having the last laugh.

Pretty much how things went, although the dumping I think was done before New Years, and by Daue, she just couldn't go public until she knew when the OK story was coming out and the cheque had cleared - the tattoo was covered up on or about the 6th January, a full 10 days before this blog. The emails, I would hazzard a guess, were written by Jodie in an attempt to make the timeline seem honest (which it isn't) and also a stupid swipe at Daue's ex, who he's gone running back to.

I would think she knew it was already over, but had a deal with Daue that they'd keep their mouths shut until the money was in the bank, but she's just found out he's back with Aliesha, hence the blog.

Sloopy · 17-01-2007, 13:02

Wasn't she in OK magazine with this bloke last week?!?

We could never have predicted this shocking turn of events

Idlecat · 17-01-2007, 13:18

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Originally Posted by Agent Krycek

Pretty much how things went, although the dumping I think was done before New Years, and by Daue, she just couldn't go public until she knew when the OK story was coming out and the cheque had cleared - the tattoo was covered up on or about the 6th January, a full 10 days before this blog. The emails, I would hazzard a guess, were written by Jodie in an attempt to make the timeline seem honest (which it isn't) and also a stupid swipe at Daue's ex, who he's gone running back to.

I would think she knew it was already over, but had a deal with Daue that they'd keep their mouths shut until the money was in the bank, but she's just found out he's back with Aliesha, hence the blog.

It does seem strange doesn't it that she was the last one to know - as they say, dozens of forum members apparently knew about it weeks ago. I have heard that OK mag also knew about it before poor Jodie .
I know it's been said before but:
"Oh what a tangled web we weave"...

Idlecat · 17-01-2007, 13:19

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Originally Posted by Sloopy

Wasn't she in OK magazine with this bloke last week?!?

We could never have predicted this shocking turn of events

Noooooo, no-one could

.

bloytini · 17-01-2007, 13:38

deluded orange skanky bitch

boredtoday · 17-01-2007, 15:44

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Originally Posted by iiHEARTy0u

Well done her..

well done for what?

Well done for making a move on another woman's fiance?

Well done for getting engaged after about a week?

well done for getting his name tattooed on her hand after about a month?

well done for letting OK run a photo spread on your engagement even though you've already broken up with them?

I could go on.....

beccyl · 17-01-2007, 16:02

No one knows she did the shoot fater they broke up- sometimes OK do shoots well in advance and if its not a major celeb will run it in a week where they dont have many other big spreads to pack the magazine with to fill it up with. I think this happened here with hers.

16-01-2007, 22:31	#1
theanchorage8 Banned User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 533	Jodie DUMPS Fave...ON HER BLOG!! Not long after her big at home spread in OK! Jodie Marsh has dumped her bf Dave Doyle via her blog!! Its a fab read-she seems gutted...NOT!! Here it is: If you are reading this Dave Doyle; you are dumped. I'm not even going to waste my breath in saying it to your face or on the phone. You don't deserve it. The reason for this? I know (and have proof) that you cheated on me. It was on New Year's Eve, with your ex-bird, she stayed at your flat and got a cab to the station the next day. Do not ring me (cos I won't answer), do not email me (cos I won't read it) and if you sell a story on me; well you'll just make yourself look stupid because I have done nothing wrong and YOU are a cheating wnker. Email No 1. Thought I'd wait for you to get through all of your emails before breaking the good news............... Ask your "good as gold Dave" who he spend New Years night with Jodie??? Ask him who he took back to the flat that night and who he woke up with New Years morning? Oh what a fool he made of you that night. We all knew it would not be long before Dave tried running back into her arms. They were always so much in lover: it was only a matter of time before the idiot woke up and realized exactly what he'd lost. He cried in her arms that morning telling her what a fool he had been and that he missed her and still loved her. Good thing for you though Jodie is that you can keep the cheating bastard, she doesn't want him back. and.........If you don't believe me then ask anyone who was in Opium that night, as everyone saw them leave together. Looks like the man of YOUR dreams landed in HER lap!!!! Email No 2. All I ask is that you read blow then, you can choose to believe what ever you want. You can block me as many times as you like, but you can't block out the fact that Dave has already cheated on you. They both left Opium at around 3pm and got a cab to his from the cab firm across the road to Opium. She stayed with him in the flat until 12:15pm Monday morning. She then got a cab from the flat to Brentwood station, using "******" cab firm. Call and ask then if a petite pretty little blonde thing was picked up from that address New Years Eve morning? (Erm - Do you mean New Year's Day love?!) Aleisha told us that Dave still does not have a sofa in the lounge and that he has brought a new Silver TV from Argos, which is in the bedroom. She also said he has a new purple/blue hoover and that he has a white chiffon curtain up at each window in the lounge. She also said that Beau is back in the flat. He has two new pairs of shoes (a white pair and a tan pair). He was wearing a new black pin stripped shirt new years eve, with his new white shoes and even had a pair of new pants on. (Unfortunatelly for Dave, us girls tell each other everything !!!! ). Aleisha does not even know that I'm emailing you, as I know she and Dave have agreed to be sivel to one another and to remain friends, however I have not agreed to anything. She is one of my best mates and its about time that lying, cheating piece of scum gets what he deserves. How dare he think he can keep going around cheating on people. I'm sure your friends would be the same if a bloke treated you like total shit with no respect or regard for your feelings, as Dave did towards Aleisha. They were booked to marry on the 28th February 2007 at the Phi Phi Island Village resort and Spa in Thailand. He broke up with her two months before the wedding, which is so heartless and cruel. And the cheek of him now.......... Good thing Aleisha has common sense and has vowed never to take him back. She deserves so much better. What does he have to offer anyone, seriously what does David Doyle have to offer anyone. He lives in a council flat, claims benefits, can't drive and earns practically penny's a month. Choose to believe what you want Jodie, im not doing this to be spiteful to you. Its true you have made a fool of yourself over him. You have both made yourself look stupid, especially with all of your "man of my dreams crp", but I guess you was not to know the kinda person he was. I mean, it took 4 years for Dave to show his true self to all of us. We all trusted Dave and thought he was a decent bloke and all thought he adored Aleisha and would never hurt her. We were fooled by his charm and friendly ways, but have now seen him for his true colours. He fooled Aleisha, her friends and all of her family and now he is taking you, your friends and all your family for a ride. I'm not telling you this to get to you Jodie. I'm telling you all of this to get to Dave. I want him to pay for all that he has done and to wipe that smug smile off his face. Dave deserves everything he gets and its about time he was caught out at his own game. No doubt your going to carry on living your make believe fairytale world together, but just you knowing exactly what he has done is enough to make us smile. Dave Cheated on you that night and that's that. Ive said my piece now and have nothing more to say. So people, ignoring all the spelling mistakes in those emails (Aleisha, or is it her "friend", obviously didn't go to school); lets look at the facts. Only someone who had actually been to his flat since he bought all those new things (which was a couple of days before Christmas) would know about all that stuff. So forgive me for putting two and two together........ On a serious note though; I did double check a few things. Me being me (you lot know I wouldn't have just believed a random internet freak) made a few phone calls; got the proof I needed (from various people) and voila!! There you have it. One dumped boyfriend and a wiser, happier girl. I still can't believe the **** thought he could do it and get away with it! I mean, it's not like I don't know anyone around this area! And even if there are still people in Essex I don't know; then they sure as Hell know me! I'm more annoyed about him insulting my intelligence........ I'd also like to just refer back to the line "what a fool he made of you that night" and point out that the real fool is the girl who took him back to bed after she'd been dumped. I bet you felt REAL good about yourself on New Year's Day (or "New Year's Eve morning" in your language). Sorry, but I don't feel foolish. I know you were hoping I would but luckily for me; I already know that most men can't keep their dicks in their pants and therefore, when they cheat and I find out (cos most of them do - you just gotta find the evidence); I just sack the man and put him out with the other rubbish where he belongs. Though Aleisha (or should I say her "friend"); just to change the subject for a minute. Are you a private detective? Because with all that information about the inside of his house you have managed to retain; I just wondered if that's what you do for a living? I could use a good one if you are. Can I have your number?! So to end - thanks Dave Doyle you cnt. At this time of year especially (the month of Kim's anniversary); you have excelled any boyfriend I've ever had in the cnt stakes. Oh.... And if you want the rest of your sh*t you left at my house; it's outside in the mud right now so you can come and get it or else the dustmen will take it on Monday. Oh.... And I know a really good tattooist if you need one. I've had mine covered up already and if you wanna see the pics - they're on Myspace. My new tattoo looks so much better then "David Dickenson" or whatever it said?! Cheerio! You're dumped. Right here, right now. On my website. Note to all girls - don't trust men. They lie and cheat. Dogs are so much more faithful (and better looking) J Ryan

16-01-2007, 22:49	#2
Croissantlover Posts: n/a	Yawn...classy Burd

16-01-2007, 23:07	#5
frazzles Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,803	well done Jodie, you go girl!

16-01-2007, 23:32	#7
glowboy Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,942	Weren't they supposed to be getting married this year? LOL!!

16-01-2007, 23:59	#9
Helsie Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 517	It was over long before the OK spread, she got the cover up done the weekend before it came out. I believe there is generally a contract to be signed....the scam is about to be exposed!

17-01-2007, 05:50	#12
Xfusion Posts: n/a	I hope she sets aside some of the money she got from OK for tattoo laser removal!

17-01-2007, 06:13	#13
eskel Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,006	this happened weeks ago I'm sure. she had to wait until this edition of OK had hit the newstands. she covered the tattoo on 6th jan according to message she left on myspace. so it must have been well over then. its a shame really. no one likes to be dumped. but for some one who's always on about keeping it real....she doesnt half lie.

17-01-2007, 08:11	#15
topdoris Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,158	Right, so let me get this straight (please correct me if I am wrong or have missed anything): Jodie Marsh grabs herself (another) boyfriend. No doubt on her inane blog he is considered "the one" (in a very Darren Day kind of style) They get engaged. She has his name tattooed on her hand. (Classy) They sell the story to OK. (Whilst Jordan & Pete's backs are turned) Before the story is published she is told that he has cheated on her. She refuses to speak to him directly. Instead she covers the tattoo. Everyone knows they have split up but Marsh goes unusually quiet and forgets to mention the fact in order to ensure her wage packet from OK. After the story is published, she suddenly dumps him on her blog?? Without even speaking to him first?? Jeez all that just for money. Mmm niiice. There's a name for that where I come from. I bet Jordan is having the last laugh.

17-01-2007, 08:35	#17
iiHEARTy0u Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Scotland xx Posts: 8,528	Well done her..

17-01-2007, 08:54	#18
One and Only Inactive Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in this thread Posts: 4,468	I really think that he dumped her ages ago. At least he has kept his mouth firmly shut.

17-01-2007, 13:02	#20
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,936	Wasn't she in OK magazine with this bloke last week?!? We could never have predicted this shocking turn of events

17-01-2007, 13:38	#23
bloytini Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The World Posts: 140	deluded orange skanky bitch

17-01-2007, 16:02	#25
beccyl Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SURREY Posts: 1,365	No one knows she did the shoot fater they broke up- sometimes OK do shoots well in advance and if its not a major celeb will run it in a week where they dont have many other big spreads to pack the magazine with to fill it up with. I think this happened here with hers.