[Menelaus]

Jo is here with me today! Over to you Jo for your side of this whole row:

"Allright geezers? You got a fag Mennie? Wot, you dont like me smokin? You f*cking wierd or wot? (puff puff). Cor, das better.

Anyway, just wanna say I aint no racist an I aint no bully. I cant be no racist cos me milkman is married to an Indian bird and me fave food is Vindaloo, innit? Also dont forget dat black geezer wot used to be in my band, Brandon.
So people wot say I'm racist are juss talkin sh*t.

Also I aint no bully. Fing is, me and Dan and Jade was juss avin a larf, cos Sherpa as got a funny voice and she as to bleach er air on er face and dass well funny. We dittent mean no harm by it, but juss a larf.

Den when Sherpa ad a go at Jade over nickin er Oxo cube, she ad it comin and Jade told it like it was. Me and Dan were just avin a larf and when Sherpa arsed me for elp I fort, you can f*ck off, it aint my row.

Anyway, problem wiv dat Sherpa is she was controlin. She kept doin all the cookin and cleanin while me and Dan sat araaand powdrin our faces, dat was well irritatin. Me and Dan was gonna do beans on toast and fish finger sandwiches for da haaaas but dat Sherpa just took over da kitchen dittent she?

So I just fink she arsed for it. I fink now dat Dan or Jack will win, cos dere diamond geezers, both of um.

You got an ashtray Mennie? For f*cks sake, I'll use one of ya food bowls (puff puff).

Right, ope dats cleared dat up. I'm just Jo, nice ordinary girl and I aint done nuffin wrong. Me new single is called "Love Araaaand the World" and is aht next month."

Well thanks to Jo (cough cough), I think she has put her point across very well today and I'm sure we all wish her well with her pop career.

[Waffles]

How bizzare

[Menelaus]

Originally Posted by Waffles

How bizzare

Over to Jo:

You avin a pop at me, geezer?

[CheeseMaster]

Fantastic. You missed out the chance to take a shot at her pot calling the kettle black thing ( smoker complaining about smoking ).

[lizzey]

How Boring

[Englishspinner]

Originally Posted by CheeseMaster

Fantastic. You missed out ....

And "Moi, je ne regrette rien", for me the most distateful part of that woman's ugly chavvy character.

[Menelaus]

Time for a sing-song!

All together now:

"UK Club......

There aint no party like the British National Party...."

(Soreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! )

I know she aint no racist, just avin a larf! (LIke she was at Shilpa!!)

[kimindex]

Excellent!

[TowersOfLondon]

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Over to Jo:

You avin a pop at me, geezer?

this is just as embarassing as the cleo task to make bb laugh,
just stop

[Menelaus]

Originally Posted by TowersOfLondon

this is just as embarassing as the cleo task to make bb laugh,
just stop

Certainly not! I'm enjoying myself! You dont like it, go to another thread and jolly well stay there!

[1aaronlennon]

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Time for a sing-song!

All together now:

"UK Club......

There aint no party like the British National Party...."(Soreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! )

I know she aint no racist, just avin a larf! (LIke she was at Shilpa!!)

the races dont,,,mix. perhaps

[Menelaus]

Originally Posted by 1aaronlennon

the races dont,,,mix. perhaps

Love it! Or maybe "The Classes dont" Mix!!

[teresagreen]

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Jo is here with me today! Over to you Jo for your side of this whole row:

"Allright geezers? You got a fag Mennie? Wot, you dont like me smokin? You f*cking wierd or wot? (puff puff). Cor, das better.

Anyway, just wanna say I aint no racist an I aint no bully. I cant be no racist cos me milkman is married to an Indian bird and me fave food is Vindaloo, innit? Also dont forget dat black geezer wot used to be in my band, Brandon.
So people wot say I'm racist are juss talkin sh*t.

Also I aint no bully. Fing is, me and Dan and Jade was juss avin a larf, cos Sherpa as got a funny voice and she as to bleach er air on er face and dass well funny. We dittent mean no harm by it, but juss a larf.

Den when Sherpa ad a go at Jade over nickin er Oxo cube, she ad it comin and Jade told it like it was. Me and Dan were just avin a larf and when Sherpa arsed me for elp I fort, you can f*ck off, it aint my row.

Anyway, problem wiv dat Sherpa is she was controlin. She kept doin all the cookin and cleanin while me and Dan sat araaand powdrin our faces, dat was well irritatin. Me and Dan was gonna do beans on toast and fish finger sandwiches for da haaaas but dat Sherpa just took over da kitchen dittent she?

So I just fink she arsed for it. I fink now dat Dan or Jack will win, cos dere diamond geezers, both of um.

You got an ashtray Mennie? For f*cks sake, I'll use one of ya food bowls (puff puff).

Right, ope dats cleared dat up. I'm just Jo, nice ordinary girl and I aint done nuffin wrong. Me new single is called "Love Araaaand the World" and is aht next month."

Well thanks to Jo (cough cough), I think she has put her point across very well today and I'm sure we all wish her well with her pop career.

You forgot to mention she can't speak proper English not like wot you lot does, innit?

[Menelaus]

Jo has more or less echoed the first post in this thread in her Sunday Mirror interview.

Funny how life imitates art, even bad art.....

Anyway, seriously, isnt she absolutely VILE? I have been thinking for a while now how much I prefer Jade to her and I think I prefer Dani and even Jack too.

What a remorseless, hard-faced, revolting specimen she is, saying she wouln't have changed a thing about her behaviour.

"I cant be a bully because I was bullied." Utter bollox.

[JTW]

Lol..Menelaus. Great post. You've got her sussed to a tee.

[icefall]

'She kept doin all the cookin and cleanin while me and Dan sat araaand powdrin our faces, dat was well irritatin'

I know!

Op briliantly funny

great take of Jo

[starry]

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Jo has more or less echoed the first post in this thread in her Sunday Mirror interview.

Funny how life imitates art, even bad art.....

Anyway, seriously, isnt she absolutely VILE? I have been thinking for a while now how much I prefer Jade to her and I think I prefer Dani and even Jack too.

What a remorseless, hard-faced, revolting specimen she is, saying she wouln't have changed a thing about her behaviour.

"I cant be a bully because I was bullied." Utter bollox.

lol
and you believe anything you read in the newspapers? When it suits you I suppose.

[escol]

Originally Posted by starry

lol
and you believe anything you read in the newspapers? When it suits you I suppose.

Erm, don't we all? How on earth would we survive in this world otherwise, let alone crowd onto the DS Forum and argue the toss?

[dancingbrogues]

I'm having flashbacks to that dressing gown - very accurately observed Menelaus. Thanks for making me laugh.

[SlinkyMalinky]

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Jo is here with me today! Over to you Jo for your side of this whole row:

"Allright geezers? You got a fag Mennie? Wot, you dont like me smokin? You f*cking wierd or wot? (puff puff). Cor, das better.

Anyway, just wanna say I aint no racist an I aint no bully. I cant be no racist cos me milkman is married to an Indian bird and me fave food is Vindaloo, innit? Also dont forget dat black geezer wot used to be in my band, Brandon.
So people wot say I'm racist are juss talkin sh*t.

Also I aint no bully. Fing is, me and Dan and Jade was juss avin a larf, cos Sherpa as got a funny voice and she as to bleach er air on er face and dass well funny. We dittent mean no harm by it, but juss a larf.

Den when Sherpa ad a go at Jade over nickin er Oxo cube, she ad it comin and Jade told it like it was. Me and Dan were just avin a larf and when Sherpa arsed me for elp I fort, you can f*ck off, it aint my row.

Anyway, problem wiv dat Sherpa is she was controlin. She kept doin all the cookin and cleanin while me and Dan sat araaand powdrin our faces, dat was well irritatin. Me and Dan was gonna do beans on toast and fish finger sandwiches for da haaaas but dat Sherpa just took over da kitchen dittent she?

So I just fink she arsed for it. I fink now dat Dan or Jack will win, cos dere diamond geezers, both of um.

You got an ashtray Mennie? For f*cks sake, I'll use one of ya food bowls (puff puff).

Right, ope dats cleared dat up. I'm just Jo, nice ordinary girl and I aint done nuffin wrong. Me new single is called "Love Araaaand the World" and is aht next month."

Well thanks to Jo (cough cough), I think she has put her point across very well today and I'm sure we all wish her well with her pop career.

Very, very clever. Excellent summary of Jo's 'Time in the House'. Could never understand why everyone was so tolerant of her continual smoking - must have been really, really unpleasant.