I-Spy Does Big Brother!!! - Big Brother

SpecialClub · 19-04-2007, 11:16

Trust me, I did not spend as much time on this post as some of you would imagine! In fact, I drafted it in just five minutes whilst on the toilet, but enough of that. If you are bored during the forthcoming Big Brother series, how about looking out for these cliches during each show, and score points accordingly. Perhaps by the end of the series, we might be able to uncover the most cliched show of them all!

1. Score 10 points for each occasion a housemate uses the following expressions or similar variants of:-
"I'm real."
"I'm just being me."
"So-and-so is a backstabber/talking about me behind me' back."
"I say things to people's faces."

2. Score 20 points for each occasion a housemate precedes an insulting comment with the following phrase:-
"I'm not being funny or anyfink..."
"Don't take it personal, but..."

3. Score 50 points for each following predictable event:-
a) The house next door makes an appearance.
b) The outdoor pool is used (a minimum of one housemate must use it to count).
c) One or more housemates uses the pool during the evening accompanied with an alcoholic beverage (score 10 bonus points).
d) One or more housemates uses the pool while it is raining (score 20 bonus points).
e) An alcoholic treat is given to housemates as a reward for something.

4. Score 10 points for the following unoriginal twists:-
a) A new housemate is introduced.
b) A shock eviction.
c) All housemates go up for eviction.
d) One or more housemates pulled over for discussing nominations.
e) Housemates discussing nominations humiliated on the big plasma screen to other housemates following discussing nominations (score 10 bonus points).

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Some extra things to spot on the opening night.

50 bonus points: For each outwardly homosexual (male or female) or transgendered housemate.
10 bonus points: For each housemate who claims they are "mad, loud and have a big personality" in their promotional video (1 bonus point for each minute of the opening night they sit up in a corner like a mouse and say **** all!)
10 bonus points: Each reference made by Davina of the "controversial last series" as a tool to galvanise enthusiasm for this series.
5 points: For each housemate whose occupation is a hairdresser, model or works in PR.
150 points: For each housemate who works as a chartered accountant.

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After the last series I will not be watching the series as religiously, but let us see how the show matches up to the above!

MisoSoup · 19-04-2007, 11:39

On opening night, how about 5 points for each time a HM utters (or screeches) the phrase "Oh my God!"

SpecialClub · 19-04-2007, 11:44

I think we should keep that down to 2 points, MisoSoup, as the phrase will certainly be used at least 50 times by the linguistically-limited housmates on the opening night!

19-04-2007, 12:10

I hope Endemol are reading this and thinking 'Right, we'll show you buggers who's predictable'

Electra · 19-04-2007, 12:12

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Originally Posted by SpecialClub

5 points: For each housemate whose occupation is a hairdresser, model or works in PR.

Oi! some of our best housemates have been hairdressers

billiesmith · 19-04-2007, 12:29

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Originally Posted by Stentionhouse

I hope Endemol are reading this and thinking 'Right, we'll show you buggers who's predictable'

I really, really hope so too

How about 10 points everytime a housemate threatens lo leave and 50 points when they actually carry out the threat

MisoSoup · 19-04-2007, 13:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpecialClub

I think we should keep that down to 2 points, MisoSoup, as the phrase will certainly be used at least 50 times by the linguistically-limited housmates on the opening night!

OK, how about 10 points for evey HM who says OMG as their first comment upon entering the house. Tho I suppose we may well rack up 120 points in the first couple of hours (stick out tongue smiley)

PS anyone know why I can't work my smileys?

19-04-2007, 16:02

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Originally Posted by MisoSoup

PS anyone know why I can't work my smileys?

Because all the images on the page much be fully loaded before you can click the smilies. Hit your browser's stop button and they will work.

ready2watch · 19-04-2007, 16:22

Good thread i am going to try and make a prediction myself.

For 5 points
1. Listen out for the following comments in the peoples videos...

A. "I am going to be mean, i am going to rock"
B. "I am big brother, i am going to win"
C. "I Will Rock The Joint, I am going to kick ass"
D. "I am going to be a mega super bitch, people are going to hate me"
E. "I am going to give what the audience wants, i am going to kick ass"
F. "I am big brother, and i am going to drive everyone insane"

Dont forget for an extra 5 points watch out for those hand signs some people call the devil worship hand signs this is what it looks like, http://www.antichristconspiracy.com/...of%20devil.jpg look out for it, a real hard rock music lover will be on this series and will do the hand sign showing of his tounge and screaming with it.

Dont forget for an extra 5 points listen out for the LOUD SCREAMS coming from the contestants during the video on opening night. GOOD LUCK!.

2. Those Ugly Betty commercials during the break look out for them for 10 points.

3. For 30 points listen out for davina as always "this is big brother, you are live on channel 4 please do not swear around 9:15pm i think or 9:30pm can anyone correct me?.

4. For 50 points the first house mate to be evicted is a boy, this boy will be hated, and all the digial spy members which is us will be keeping us up to date with there opinions, thoughts etc the same with each housemate they choose to hate.

Big Brother Big Mouth is to launch at an earlier time for 50 points.

19-04-2007, 17:09

10 points for the first time the HM who claimed they would spend most of their time in the house running round in the buff showers wearing something to cover their modesty.

10 points each time the HM with aspirations to be a singer belts out some awful off-key destruction of a popular song.

5 points when the first couple is formed and they have a fumble under the covers.

200 points when one of the HMs mentions a DSBB poster by name.

500 points when one of the HMs says 'I'm hoping everyone will be a born again Christian like me by the time they leave the house.'

SpecialClub · 19-04-2007, 18:10

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Originally Posted by Stentionhouse

5 points when the first couple is formed and they have a fumble under the covers.

5 bonus points when the Daily Star reports it the following day with the headline "Huge Big Brother Sex Romp."

On that point...

10 points for each Daily Star front page claiming that naked pictures or sex video of one of the housemates exists.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ready2watch

4. For 50 points the first house mate to be evicted is a boy, this boy will be hated, and all the digial spy members which is us will be keeping us up to date with there opinions, thoughts etc the same with each housemate they choose to hate.

50 bonus points when Davina tells that first evicted housemate "everybody loved you and you were great!"

19-04-2007, 18:46

1000 points when Davina says to an evictee 'You were loved...until that lot on Digital Spy took a dislike to you and turned public opinion on its head.'

19-04-2007, 19:09

5 points for asking a superbitch-
"Where [i]did you get your boots?"

SpecialClub · 07-06-2007, 21:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpecialClub

2. Score 20 points for each occasion a housemate precedes an insulting comment with the following phrase:-
"I'm not being funny or anyfink..."
"Don't take it personal, but..."

I know it's a bit self-indulgent bringing up one of my old threads, but how many times has Charley said this in the past week?

lets-go-disco · 07-06-2007, 21:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by MouthyPiece

5 points for asking a superbitch-
"Where [i]did you get your boots?"

or "Where did you get your boobs?"

SpecialClub · 31-08-2007, 12:05

No surprise, but most of why myself, Stentionhouse, MisoSoup, billiesmith and others predicted would happen this series actually did.

Better luck in finding less predictable housemates next time.

Total score: 33,710 points.

19-04-2007, 11:16	#1
SpecialClub Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Services: 5.5" black and white TV analogue! Posts: 5,101	I-Spy Does Big Brother!!! Trust me, I did not spend as much time on this post as some of you would imagine! In fact, I drafted it in just five minutes whilst on the toilet, but enough of that. If you are bored during the forthcoming Big Brother series, how about looking out for these cliches during each show, and score points accordingly. Perhaps by the end of the series, we might be able to uncover the most cliched show of them all! 1. Score 10 points for each occasion a housemate uses the following expressions or similar variants of:- "I'm real." "I'm just being me." "So-and-so is a backstabber/talking about me behind me' back." "I say things to people's faces." 2. Score 20 points for each occasion a housemate precedes an insulting comment with the following phrase:- "I'm not being funny or anyfink..." "Don't take it personal, but..." 3. Score 50 points for each following predictable event:- a) The house next door makes an appearance. b) The outdoor pool is used (a minimum of one housemate must use it to count). c) One or more housemates uses the pool during the evening accompanied with an alcoholic beverage (score 10 bonus points). d) One or more housemates uses the pool while it is raining (score 20 bonus points). e) An alcoholic treat is given to housemates as a reward for something. 4. Score 10 points for the following unoriginal twists:- a) A new housemate is introduced. b) A shock eviction. c) All housemates go up for eviction. d) One or more housemates pulled over for discussing nominations. e) Housemates discussing nominations humiliated on the big plasma screen to other housemates following discussing nominations (score 10 bonus points). ------------------------- Some extra things to spot on the opening night. 50 bonus points: For each outwardly homosexual (male or female) or transgendered housemate. 10 bonus points: For each housemate who claims they are "mad, loud and have a big personality" in their promotional video (1 bonus point for each minute of the opening night they sit up in a corner like a mouse and say **** all!) 10 bonus points: Each reference made by Davina of the "controversial last series" as a tool to galvanise enthusiasm for this series. 5 points: For each housemate whose occupation is a hairdresser, model or works in PR. 150 points: For each housemate who works as a chartered accountant. ------------------------- After the last series I will not be watching the series as religiously, but let us see how the show matches up to the above!

19-04-2007, 11:44	#3
SpecialClub Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Services: 5.5" black and white TV analogue! Posts: 5,101	I think we should keep that down to 2 points, MisoSoup, as the phrase will certainly be used at least 50 times by the linguistically-limited housmates on the opening night! Last edited by SpecialClub : 19-04-2007 at 11:45.

19-04-2007, 17:09	#10
Stentionhouse Posts: n/a	10 points for the first time the HM who claimed they would spend most of their time in the house running round in the buff showers wearing something to cover their modesty. 10 points each time the HM with aspirations to be a singer belts out some awful off-key destruction of a popular song. 5 points when the first couple is formed and they have a fumble under the covers. 200 points when one of the HMs mentions a DSBB poster by name. 500 points when one of the HMs says 'I'm hoping everyone will be a born again Christian like me by the time they leave the house.' Last edited by Stentionhouse : 19-04-2007 at 17:12.

19-04-2007, 11:39	#2
MisoSoup Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,547	On opening night, how about 5 points for each time a HM utters (or screeches) the phrase "Oh my God!"

19-04-2007, 12:10	#4
Stentionhouse Posts: n/a	I hope Endemol are reading this and thinking 'Right, we'll show you buggers who's predictable'

19-04-2007, 16:22	#9
ready2watch Banned User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Cheshire Services: Sky Digital - Family Pack, back with them again. Posts: 3,265	Good thread i am going to try and make a prediction myself. For 5 points 1. Listen out for the following comments in the peoples videos... A. "I am going to be mean, i am going to rock" B. "I am big brother, i am going to win" C. "I Will Rock The Joint, I am going to kick ass" D. "I am going to be a mega super bitch, people are going to hate me" E. "I am going to give what the audience wants, i am going to kick ass" F. "I am big brother, and i am going to drive everyone insane" Dont forget for an extra 5 points watch out for those hand signs some people call the devil worship hand signs this is what it looks like, http://www.antichristconspiracy.com/...of%20devil.jpg look out for it, a real hard rock music lover will be on this series and will do the hand sign showing of his tounge and screaming with it. Dont forget for an extra 5 points listen out for the LOUD SCREAMS coming from the contestants during the video on opening night. GOOD LUCK!. 2. Those Ugly Betty commercials during the break look out for them for 10 points. 3. For 30 points listen out for davina as always "this is big brother, you are live on channel 4 please do not swear around 9:15pm i think or 9:30pm can anyone correct me?. 4. For 50 points the first house mate to be evicted is a boy, this boy will be hated, and all the digial spy members which is us will be keeping us up to date with there opinions, thoughts etc the same with each housemate they choose to hate. Big Brother Big Mouth is to launch at an earlier time for 50 points.

19-04-2007, 18:46	#12
Stentionhouse Posts: n/a	1000 points when Davina says to an evictee 'You were loved...until that lot on Digital Spy took a dislike to you and turned public opinion on its head.'

19-04-2007, 19:09	#13
MouthyPiece Posts: n/a	5 points for asking a superbitch- "Where [i]did you get your boots?"

31-08-2007, 12:05	#16
SpecialClub Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Services: 5.5" black and white TV analogue! Posts: 5,101	No surprise, but most of why myself, Stentionhouse, MisoSoup, billiesmith and others predicted would happen this series actually did. Better luck in finding less predictable housemates next time. Total score: 33,710 points.