[gunneruk]

Or was it just me?

[john-stirling]

Yes, well basically don't do any weird faces because your face will stick when the wind changes. I used to believe it as a very young child

If any kids are reading this....... IT'S TRUE so don't pull faces at people

[gunneruk]

Originally Posted by john-stirling

Yes, well basically don't do any weird faces because your face will stick when the wind changes. I used to believe it as a very young child

If any kids are reading this....... IT'S TRUE so don't pull faces at people

When it was particularly windy I went around with a strange grin on my face

[john-stirling]

Originally Posted by gunneruk

When it was particularly windy I went around with a strange grin on my face

Did it happen to you

[gunneruk]

Originally Posted by john-stirling

Did it happen to you

No, but I thought it might. I kept getting weird looks from everyone.

[Grunhilda]

Yes I remember that one.

I was also told to stop digging deep into my nose (to get at the bogies) or I'd poke my eye out.

Another one was that the grime mark around my neck was actually a tidal mark. If I didn't wash my neck it would rise up until it went above my nose, and then I would drown.

[sarahcs]

If you play with your belly button your bum falls off!

[Granny Weatherwax]

Originally Posted by gunneruk

When it was particularly windy I went around with a strange grin on my face

Lol

I was told that too, and the classic. . . if you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry for!

What does that mean? You are going to make me fall over and split my knee open again?

[john-stirling]

Originally Posted by sarahcs

If you play with your belly button your bum falls off!

I heard if you play with your bum your bellybutton falls off

[john-stirling]

Originally Posted by Granny Weatherwax

Lol

I was told that too, and the classic. . . if you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry for!

What does that mean? You are going to make me fall over and split my knee open again?

Or "you'll be laughing the other side of your face in a minute"

lol

[gunneruk]

Originally Posted by john-stirling

Or "you'll be laughing the other side of your face in a minute"

lol

That is my favourite

It makes no sense at all!

[Granny Weatherwax]

Originally Posted by john-stirling

Or "you'll be laughing the other side of your face in a minute"

lol

Originally Posted by gunneruk

That is my favourite

It makes no sense at all!

As Billy Connelly once said 'what are you gonna do? Slash me?'

[endlessnameless]

Originally Posted by sarahcs

If you play with your belly button your bum falls off!

My nan told me this when i was young she scared the hell out of me! I truely believed it would happen because my nan wouldnt lie to anyone!!!

[_Zammo]

I was told if i kept w.anking i'd explode
I'm still in one piece though

[john-stirling]

Originally Posted by _Zammo

I was told if i kept w.anking i'd explode
I'm still in one piece though

You do explode, just not in the way they meant

[Geeg]

I pulled a face to look like Brad Pitt and the wind changed - but nothing happened - it was all a swizz

[Panorama]

Originally Posted by Geeg

I pulled a face to look like Brad Pitt and the wind changed - but nothing happened - it was all a swizz

I only pull a face when someone in the vicinity has changed
THEIR wind---and they just stand there in the shop--without
batting an eyelid..perhaps thay have no sense of smell-BUT
let's be honest we all know when it happens it is called --A-
--FART.It is part of normal bodily functions.We don't blush if
we sneeze or cough,hopefully we do put our hand over our
face..but with a FART it's a case of finding a door & going out
side to let it go.You can't walk around with your hand on the
Bum can you?

[njeo]

Originally Posted by Justbcos

I only pull a face when someone in the vicinity has changed
THEIR wind---and they just stand there in the shop--without
batting an eyelid..perhaps thay have no sense of smell-BUT
let's be honest we all know when it happens it is called --A-
--FART.It is part of normal bodily functions.We don't blush if
we sneeze or cough,hopefully we do put our hand over our
face..but with a FART it's a case of finding a door & going out
side to let it go.You can't walk around with your hand on the
Bum can you?

What on earth are you on about there?!