Office/out Of Office Dares...! - General Discussion

slmanning · 10-06-2007, 01:57

ONE-POINT DARES
1. Run one lap around the office at top speed

2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time)

3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you

4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye!"

5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head

6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"

7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way!"

8. Walk sideways to the photocopier

9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open

THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style!" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers

2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it!"

3. Page yourself over the intercom (do NOT disguise your voice)

4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight)

5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting

FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself)

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob"

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two"

5. After every sentence, say "mon" in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon!" - keep this up for one hour

6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your hands and knees and announce "As god is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am "See how I look in tights!"

10. Carry your keyboard over to a colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now!"

12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say "I can't talk about it!"

13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go!

14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call

15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk

16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out

17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist

18. During the course of a meeting, slowly esge your chair towards the door

19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts

AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU, HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF INSANE ACTS YOU CAN USE ANYWHERE.....

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down!

2. Tell your children "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go!"

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it 'IN'

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his/her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'

12. Sing along at the opera

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name 'Rock Hard'

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Granny Weatherwax · 10-06-2007, 07:48

LMAO

I have done one or two of those

larrysrabbit · 10-06-2007, 08:31

So have I. One of my favourite ones was changing a colleague's screensaver to something random every time he went out of the room. We used to sellotape everything to his desk and hid his pens.

Jayemee · 10-06-2007, 08:50

Pop the keys off a colleague's keyboard and put them back in a different order. Try to spell something amusing.

fat controller · 10-06-2007, 12:59

The latest one in our office is to re-arrange a co-worker's cuddly toys into positions where they are performing sexual acts on each other - childish,, but always gets a grin

RebelScum · 10-06-2007, 18:14

Very funny, I'll propose it to a few people at work. Could be in for a very entertaining summer at work!

10-06-2007, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayemee

Pop the keys off a colleague's keyboard and put them back in a different order.

Oh, that is nasty.

Funny though.

Staroffurby · 10-06-2007, 19:49

Childish games, great fun! When a colleague's on the phone just kick the arm that lowers the chair! Simple, but gets a laugh.

A colleague on his last day went to the toilet only for us to "No More Nails" the lock shut! It was a trip to a DIY store the following day for a new lock!

You can also take the ball out of the mouse, very simple but a pain when it happens to you!

I have also had both shirt sleeves stapled to the desk, it did make me laugh when i saw the footage back of me squirming. I did not realise someone filmed it on there phone!

Talking about mobiles, a colleague will always leave his about unlocked. Take it and record an abusive word as the ringtone, then phone it later!

Reading all this makes me think how we get any work done!

Alex91 · 10-06-2007, 20:24

This is amazing! I'm gonna try some at school - well only a few, some might get me expelled

10-06-2007, 01:57	#1
slmanning Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 276	Office/out Of Office Dares...! ONE-POINT DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed 2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time) 3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you 4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye!" 5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head 6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!" 7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way!" 8. Walk sideways to the photocopier 9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style!" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers 2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it!" 3. Page yourself over the intercom (do NOT disguise your voice) 4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight) 5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself) 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob" 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two" 5. After every sentence, say "mon" in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon!" - keep this up for one hour 6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8. At lunchtime, get down on your hands and knees and announce "As god is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am "See how I look in tights!" 10. Carry your keyboard over to a colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" 11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now!" 12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say "I can't talk about it!" 13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go! 14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call 15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk 16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out 17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist 18. During the course of a meeting, slowly esge your chair towards the door 19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU, HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF INSANE ACTS YOU CAN USE ANYWHERE..... 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down! 2. Tell your children "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go!" 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that 4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it 'IN' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his/her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso 6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS" 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer 11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go' 12. Sing along at the opera 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name 'Rock Hard' 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

10-06-2007, 07:48	#2
Granny Weatherwax Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tending the Goats Services: All the dirty jobs Posts: 5,654 Blog Entries: 1	LMAO I have done one or two of those

10-06-2007, 08:31	#3
larrysrabbit Banned User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding!!!!! Posts: 4,657	So have I. One of my favourite ones was changing a colleague's screensaver to something random every time he went out of the room. We used to sellotape everything to his desk and hid his pens.

10-06-2007, 08:50	#4
Jayemee Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,216	Pop the keys off a colleague's keyboard and put them back in a different order. Try to spell something amusing.

10-06-2007, 12:59	#5
fat controller Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Male Location: Slightly round the bend Services: Running water, phone, electric and that new fangled net thingy Posts: 9,294	The latest one in our office is to re-arrange a co-worker's cuddly toys into positions where they are performing sexual acts on each other - childish,, but always gets a grin

10-06-2007, 18:14	#6
RebelScum Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aberdeen Posts: 3,854	Very funny, I'll propose it to a few people at work. Could be in for a very entertaining summer at work!

10-06-2007, 19:49	#8
Staroffurby Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Sleazy Brighton! Services: Dark, sexy, warped, perverse and here for your entertainment! Posts: 2,314	Childish games, great fun! When a colleague's on the phone just kick the arm that lowers the chair! Simple, but gets a laugh. A colleague on his last day went to the toilet only for us to "No More Nails" the lock shut! It was a trip to a DIY store the following day for a new lock! You can also take the ball out of the mouse, very simple but a pain when it happens to you! I have also had both shirt sleeves stapled to the desk, it did make me laugh when i saw the footage back of me squirming. I did not realise someone filmed it on there phone! Talking about mobiles, a colleague will always leave his about unlocked. Take it and record an abusive word as the ringtone, then phone it later! Reading all this makes me think how we get any work done!

10-06-2007, 20:24	#9
Alex91 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Blackpool! , UK Posts: 7,933	This is amazing! I'm gonna try some at school - well only a few, some might get me expelled