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11-06-2007, 18:16
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Big Brother - The Musical Remixes
After creating many musical remix posts in the WHATM section it's been suggested that I post them all under a new thread.
So here goes Big Brother - The Musical Remixes Celebrity BB Queen...Radio Ga Ga Day 24 Remix All we hear is eviction ga ga O'Meara goo goo Cleo's gone ga ga All we hear is PR ga ga Dissmissive blah blah Endemol whats new? Roll on Dirk's interview We watched the shows - we watched the stars On broadband streaming for hours and hours The tasks were poor, they just got Beers We found celebs were not our peers Lets hope you never leave old friend Like all good things on BB we depend So stick online cos we might miss When we grow tired of all this dis In editing you had the power Your editing was not your finest hour Big Brother O'Meara's goo goo Cleo's ga ga Goody goo goo Goody ga ga In editing you had the power Your editing was not your finest hour Big Brother Walking on the Moon ...Police H from steps a Joke can make Jack is a Buffoon Another advert break Jack is a Buffoon Leo talks for ever Jack is a Buffoon E4 live for ever Jack is a, Jack is a Buffoon Going mad in the.. house Cleo is a Clown Talking out of her.. @rse Cleo is a Clown Jo is always lying down Cleo is a Clown Jackiey's farts make lots of sound Cleo is, Cleo is a Clown H may say He's wishing his days away, He's Gay And if it's the price for fame, He'll stay Tomorrow's another day, No Way I may as well play Heard Montana has a lake Dirk is Shilpa's Groom His heart I'm sure she'll break Dirk is Shilpa's Groom He'll be fishing for ever Dirk is Shilpa's Groom They might be together Dirk might be, Dirk is Shilpa's Groom Some may say Jade's washed her career away no way And if it's the price we pay, Sun says Fames gone for her from today, we hey I may as well play Oh Mandy - Barry Manilow/Westlife...take your pick I've been scrounging all my life Couldn't lick a cube of ice Teddy is da man Face lears through a window Crying in the night The night goes into Moaning through another day Shilpa's gettin in my way Looking in Jack's eyes He hasn't got a memory I never realized How happy Ted made me Oh Teddy When you came and you gave without taking But I embarrased you todayoh Teddy When you kissed me and stopped me from swearing And I need you today oh Teddy Let it Snow Oh the humour outside is frightful But the sniping is so delightful And the forums the place to Go Let It Go ! Let Go! Let It Go! It doesn't show signs of stopping Some tempers are right for popping Good banters the way it flows Let It Go ! Let Go! Let It Go! Little Jack Horner Little Jack Horner sat in the corner Eating his Humble pie, From under the thumb and and looking so glum He (didn't) say "What am I doing here Apathetic -Team In 2007 a crack Z list unit was forced to do Panto season by a celebrity court for jokes that nobody laughed at. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security green room to the Big Brother underground. Today, still wanted by the Round Table, they survive as profits of doom. If you have a problem, if no one else gives a damn, and if you can find them, maybe you can be bored by the Apathetic -Team New York New York Start spreading the news Jack's leaving today He wants to be a part of it, BB, BB Those wandering eyes Are longing to stray And make a brand new tart of it Dani, Dani He wants to wake up with a pretty that never sleeps To find he's on top of the hill, on the scrap heap Those Goody two shoes Are melting away I'll make a brand new @rse of it In Waltham Forest If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere It's up to you, Sunday League, Sunday League. There's no Business :Like Show Business There's no brother like Big Brother Like Big Brother I know Everything about it is appealing Everything that Censorship will allow No where could you have that angry feeling When you aren't stealing that extra beer There's no people like celebrity people They back stab when they are low Yesterday they you thought they were hot to trot and now you just think they have lost the plot Next day on your copy of the daily star You've found that one of them has gone too far Let's go on with the show Let's go.....on with the...... Big Brother 5 BB5 Big Brothers’s Technicolour Broadcast Ahmed’s surprise, that rebel kitten (ah a. ah) was not so smitten, (ah a. ah) with big brothers rules Not far away, Lip gloss were romping (ah a. ah) Jungle Cats were sleeping (ah a. ah) Oh this calm won’t do Shell wore her dress, to a fake Vic wedding a happy ending, not a chance in hell Those Jungle Cats, observed rule breaking From the Bedsit waiting Emm Michelle saw too A crash of plates, a close call fight A tray of food flew out of sight Transmission faded into darkness I was left alone May I return to the beginning BB5 is dimming, and the law suits too The world and I, we are still waiting Still hesitating For fight night two. Big Brother 7 POLICE – Don’t’ stand so close to me - Bunny Boiling Disco Mix Club Dancer, the subject Of C***’s crude fantasy He wants him so badly Knows what he wants to be Inside him there's longing That boy’s an open page just blubbing - he's close now Clings on in drunken rage Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Go sod, go sod off Cr*** sod off away from me Obsessive, so jealous You know how bad boys get Sometimes it's not so easy To be the dancers pet Temptation, frustration So bad it makes him cry Wet dish cloth, he's wailing He’s drunk and not so shy Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Just sod, just sod off Cr*** sod off away from me Big Brother 8 Queen...Radio Ga Ga BB8 Opening Night Mix All we hear is scrap it ga ga Cancel it goo goo PC mad ga ga All we hear is PR ga ga Dissmissive blah blah Endemol whats new? Roll on show anew We watch the show – on our flat @rse On broadband streaming for hours and hours The tasks might suck, they’ll just get Beers These wannabees will fight back the tears Lets hope you never leave old friend Like all good things on BB we depend So stick online cos we might miss When we grow tired of all this dis In editing you have the power Your editing will not be your finest hour Big Brother Big Brothers’s Technicolour Broadcast BB8 Washed out my ears, replayed the broadcast (ah….ah) A comment racist, I thought I heard Far far away, Shabbam came stirring (ah….ah) BB cameras whirring That kind of talk wont do Charley aghast, looked quite annoyed (ah….ah) But the lure of Tabloid, was to good to be true And BB new, that dawn was breaking (ah….ah) Emily was waking What should BB do A clash of views, a chance to right The chance of fame flew out of sight Ousted despite explanation Left the house alone May I return to the next morning (ah….ah) All housemates yawning, and we are too And the world press, went BB bashing I’ll judged tonque wagging Shilpa Shetty’s too BB8 Wham – Wake Me Up before you moan moan You put the boom age into my heart My pressure goes sky high when your bitchin' starts Straightner gas on the wane You rant and rave until my gob does the same I’m always bugging you Conoodling ain't right Charley told me what you did last night Left me fuming in my bed I was dreaming, but I’d rathed have a moan instead. More make up before we go-go My hair is bobbing like a tangled yo-yo More make up before we go-go I’ll look a mess when walk out that door More make up before we go-go 'Cause good girls never plan on going solo More make up before we go-go Fake tears into the night I want a tabloid high (yeah, yeah) Just get those grey girls out of my way Tracey’s hair looks like a bundle of hay Look a right toff out on a date My bleats for sympathy just sound so lame 'Cause I’m a lady, you’re a fool It makes me crazy when Zak paws you Bitter , Posh Spice, I’m uptight You'll go dancing, and I’ll be out tonight More make up before we go-go My hair is bobbing like a tangled yo-yo More make up before we go-go I’ll look a mess when walk out that door More make up before we go-go 'Cause good girls never plan on going solo More make up before we go-go Fake tears into the night I want a tabloid high (yeah, yeah) (Jitterbug) (Jitterbug) BB8 Lesley’s Dilema - Clash Should I stay or should I go Boring the days no friend or foe Should I stay or should I go Man gelling away the time I'll have a cry I will be fine I done my time in this damn show Should I stay or should I go No longer can I hold the fort You're happy when I'm holding court One day is fine, the next is black So I’ll get my case and go an pack Well come on and let me know Should I Stay or should I go Righty Said Ziggy ....I’m too Sexy...BB8 Remix I'm not smarmy with Chanelle not smarmy with Chanelle Why does know one believe me I'm just Ziggy for the chicks just Ziggy for the chicks So horny it hurts And I'm too sexy for Twin Sam too sexy for Twin Sam Amanda and Shabnam And I'm too Hetro for our Tracey Too Hetro at her party Yes I’m too cool for dancing They all want to model you know what I mean And I look on in disdain at the catfight Yeah on the catfight on the catfight yeah I look on in dismay at the catfight I'm just causing all out war, just causing all out war But my loving wont stretch that far And I'm too cocky for my hat More lads will soon end that, my patter soon old hat They all want to model you know what I mean And I look on in disdain at the catfight Yeah on the catfight on the catfight yeah I look on in dismay at the catfight I'm too sexy for poor carole, and Laura’s cheap apparel and Charley’s skimpy towel Nicky’s to Frosty for my love to Frosty for my love Lesley’s gob is just aghast And I'm too smarmy for this house Curtain comes down on the first half |
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11-06-2007, 20:42
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Brilliant stuff!
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11-06-2007, 20:51
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Ha ha, very clever, nice one.
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11-06-2007, 20:57
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bravo
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11-06-2007, 20:57
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They're all classic, but the two I've quoted made me laugh the most. Thanks for posting in a separate thread, I don't read the other one so wouldn't have seen these, brilliant!
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23-06-2007, 19:43
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Love them! Don't forget all your new ones from this year's WHATM
 
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