[Scofish]

Write some more Eastenders Fantasy Storylines / Spoilers here. I know there are threads like this already but i cant fing them at the moment so I started a new one. It can be anything you want even if its Impossible!

Kat and Alfie finally reunite and Chrissie allows them to work in the Vic once more. Little Mo goes to live with Great Aunt Shelia in Holland to start a fresh from Walford (No more Molfie ). Sharon and Dennis arrive back in Walford together as a couple after hooking back up in America. They have returned to say a last farewell to Den yet when She learns hes "gone of with another woman" Sharon rethinks back to last time she was here to sort her father out and realises somethings going on. Sharon calls Sam, Zoe and Chrissie over and demands the truth. Zoe confesses while Chrissie and Sam look on in fear. Zoe flees back home to hide from Scorning Sharon. Sam feels she cant take lieing any more and feels she cant face lieing any more. She nearly confesses to the Police but Chrissie manages to persuade her not to. We are introduced to Saskia and Lesley Moon, two of Alfies attractive Female cousins to the Square who really shake up the heat with the lads. their admirers include Gary, Minty, Billy and even Dennis (much to Sharon's anger). A huge shock is brought to the Square with the news that Sharon has naturally conceived a child by Dennis. The whole Square including herself belived she was infertile so the news is shock to al especially her. It unravels that when she was with Grant and had her affair with his Brother Phil he payed hundereds of thousands to her doctors to declare she was infertile. Uproar between Sharon and Dennis and Grant escalate greatly when Grant, Phil and Peggy return.
Steven Beale returns at the troubled tender age at 16 with a few suprises instore for Step father Ian and grandmother Pat when he arrives with Boyfriend Roberto Andreas. Ian is devastated at the news that his precsious "son" is gay, yet Pat accepts the fact its his life and cant help it.
Kelly briefly arrives back from Spain 6 months Pregnant to find friend Zoe. When she learns what Zoe has been through and Zoe sees how much she needs someone she decides to pack her bags and move over to Spain with her.
Jake Moon, Danny Moon and Tina are killed when Club Scarlets collapses after a small bomb device is set off.
Lynne Slater makes a come back to the Square saying she wants to be with her Sisters yet shes got some skeletons in her closet! Garry attempts to re-start their marriage but she immediatly tells him she CANT. While Lynne is at the Cafe catching up with some friends, Kat searches through her bag and to her horror finds a Marriage Certificate, Letters and a Birthday Card all addressed to Mrs Lynne Di Marco. She finds Beppe's businnes Card and rings it and orders him to come down from Leicster. when he arrives they admit they have been married for two months after bumping into eachother in a Night Club. Garry is greatly disapointed yet wont go down without a fight and attempts to Charge Lynne for bigamy yet the Courts do not convict her as they claim Garry and Lynnes marriage was basically non - existant and the blame is on Garry.
Frank (Neveille lol :P) comes back to the Square to try and reclaim his once perfect forgotten life. When seeing how badly Pat's life has Changed he realises their maybe a chance to re-kindle what they once had and Pat soons realises she feels the same.
New evidence is found regarding Janines Murder Case against Laura and is released from Prison. Shes overhwlemed to find her father back buts got her heart set on a little light weight revenge on Pat.
Keith and Rosie Miller decide they have to get out of Walford yet Darren and Demi are set on staying. When older sister Dawn Miller arrives they decide they can leave the kids with her. Keith and Rossie Miller drive down to Dover to get the Ferry over to Calais, yet its seen on the news that their Ferry sinks in a tragic accident (this in itself is a special 1 hour episode)
Dot and Jim renew their wedding vowels on the Millenium Wheel.
Stacey and Ruby find new friends. while Irene returns from her trip around the world.
Melanie Own and Lisa Fowler/Mitchell step back into Walford and return to their old comic selves that are always in trouble. They find enemies with Saskia and Lesley Moon and the pairs are often caught up in heated brawls.
Sarah Ramsden a friend of Mo Harris is introduced to Albert Square. Yet Sarah accidently gets Mo into trouble with the Police when the two of them end up in Court for beating up two Girls in a pub in London. Sarah twists things to make Mo look worse and they find themselves inside for a while. Sarah gets a stretch of 4 months while Mo gets a year. Here Mo would take a short 6 month break from the Show as shed get herself out in 7 months for good behaviour while Sarah would end up serving a 4 year sentence for carrying heavy drugs on the wing on several occasions.

(Sorry I got carried away lol)

[Scofish]

lol anyobdy got any themselves? :s

[kyri]

Chrissie buries Sam alive,after the she decides to tell Sharon where Den's body is.

[Kade Kempson]

Originally Posted by Scofish

lol anyobdy got any themselves? :s

Those are brilliant Scofish.

Kade Kempson

[Pleb]

Buffy the vampire slayer comes to Walford because an evil disturbance has embarked. She finds Rosie walking back home and she is attacked by a vampire!
Buffy runs to Rosie but finds that she didn’t have to as Rosie headbutts the vamp and does a high kick! Rosie says, “Listen you buck-toof git, don’t cho mess wit me! I’ve got a side that cho won’t like!” Rosie rips open her shirt and the vampire screams! The vampire gets up, runs to Buffy and begs her to stake him!
That’s not all. Dead people from Eastenders history emerged, Dirty Den, Andy, Steve Owen, Trevor, Lou Beale – The QUEEN VAMPIRE!!!
Buffy decides to hand Rosie Millar the slayer role, Rosie reply’s by saying, “Yeah Fanks!”
Rosie gets some stakes and starts throwing them everywhere at the vampires, sadly Keef was walking by the vamps and received one of the stakes!!! Rosie screams, “KKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF”
Keef tells Rosie to fight the forces of Walford! Chrissie decides to help Rosie and goes to get the doggy doorstop! Chrissie stops Dead Dirty Den. Chrissie calls out to Den’s name! Den runs to Chrissie like he did when he attacked her at the Vic, and before he could get her in a headlock, she kicks his nuts and wallops his head with the doorstop. “Still got it!” Chrissie says.

[Scofish]

lol thanks Kate gload you liked them :d

[Pleb]

Rosie and the family are mourning that Keef is dead. Demi decides to bring her dad back from the dead with magic. Demi gets the Urn Of Osiris and get Darren, Mickey, Lucy and Peter to help her. They are around a circle and Demi inchants the spells.
“Osiris, master of all fate, hear us. Accept our offering. Know our prayer”
The spell works and Keef is alive again, except he has transformed into a younger man and able to read and write!
Rosie and Chrissie decide to kill the head vampire Lou Beale before she attacks anyone else. However they are not strong enough so they bring the most powerful woman of albert square into the mess…..Peggy Mitchell and Pat Butcher
Lou Beale has a show down with Peggy and Pat. Lou lunched at both woman…..(find out in part 3)

[Pleb]

As Lou lunges at Peggy, Peggy lowers her hand, grits her teeth and wallops Lou! Lou flies backwards and says, “Ow dare you!”
Pat steps in, she unclips her chandelier earring and holds it in her hand. She waits until Lou lunges at her, and soon as she flies to her, Pat throws the earring up against the light and the reflection from the earring blinds Lou and she comes crashing down! Peggy calls for a cab and residents of the square put Lou in the cab. As the cab pulls away Peggy screams out, “GET OUTTA MA SQUARE!!!”
The End

[Scofish]

lol very good Pleb!

[The Prumeister]

The programme becomes watchable for an entire episode; there is even talk of hiring professional actors and scriptwriters.

[Early Bird]

Originally Posted by The Prumeister

The programme becomes watchable for an entire episode; there is even talk of hiring professional actors and scriptwriters.

[Wippy2001]

EE Fantasy Spoilers

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Sam and Courtney Mitchell Fantasy.

Life at the Vic is very different now a Days, Chrissie still owns the pub with Sam owning half of the Pub so it looks like to Peggy, Grant and Phil that it is hers. After Zoe confeses to the police that Den was murdered by her, Sam tells Chrissie that she is going to tell the police that Chrissie murded him and that she cant let Zoe go down for murder. Sam walks to the police while Chirssie is beging her not to say nothing, As she steps inside the Police station she meets a Character from her past Courtney Mitchell, Sams niece, She hasnt seen her for over 8 years and after trying to Kill her Sam is very worried that something may happen again. As Chrissie is holding Sam back Courtney Mitchell slaps Chrissie. As this happens the Dun dun dun comes in. As things start to hotten up Chrissie is very afraid that Sam is going to tell Courtney, but Sam trys to keep out of her way as much as she can until one night all the past comes out of Why Courtney Mitchell wanted to Kill her, Sam set her up and she has Done 8 years in prison for A murder that she didnt commit. As this has happened Courtney Mitchell wants revenge and in a 1 hour EP, the real truth of Sam comes out. Courtney Mitchell ties up Sam and says she is going to pay, She is going to hurt like she hurt. Courtney Mitchell ties Sam up and Pulls out a Gun saying she should be Dead like the Murder is, How he was just an inconnent man who lost hes life. She has the gun facing on Sams head, Sam brakes down and everything comes flashing back. As this happens The camera slowly ZOOM'S into the finger where Courtney Mitchell is about to pull the gun and kill her for how she through away her life, In slow motion we see Courtney shot Sam.

The Lorry and the Vic. The Sqaure fighting for its life.

In a sensational storyline. Peggy is celebrating her brithday and she raises her glasses, As this a Lorry is driven into the Vic after losing control on the road, as this happens many of the people inside scream and the Vic comes tumbling down and the Square is left fighting for its life. It is black in the room and the Camera zooms into a the Birthday cake of Peggy Mitchell, With a Candel a light which then is blown out by the Wind. Dun dun dun. The next Ep sees the square fighting for its life, Peggy, Grant, Phil, Pauline, Sonia, Martin, Kat, Alfie, Mo, Big Mo, Stacey, Zoe, Charlie, Gary, Dot, Jim, Ruby, Tina & Johnny are all inside. As help arrives they are all found one by one but someone is missing. Peggy isnt there, she is no where to be found. As the searchers keep looking they find her at the back of the Pub barley alive she gets rushed to hospital and Grant and Phil are with there mum In a dramatic emotion scence that says Goodbye to Peggy Mitchell. [THIS WOULD BE WHEN PEGGY RETIRES AND IF SOME OF THAT CAST ARE STILL THERE]

The Millers becomes the Miller

After 6 years of living in Walford the family decide that it is time to leave Walford and make a newlife with other Rosies Mum and Dad. Demi doesnt want to leave and as she is older she ask's Pauline if she will take her on, Pauline accpets and says she will take her on as she does Demi says goodbye to her Family and says she wants to stay here. In a one-to-one chat with her mum, Her mum admits that she isnt the Mother of her and that your mum is someone else. Demi is furious but she, respects her for telling her the truth before she goes and for caring for her. She has been a good mum as the family leave Demi shouts out, I will miss you mum. Demi lives with Pauline for a year and then Leo and Demi decide they are going to get a place of there own and they decide they will look for a house in Walford.

Chloe gets in contact with Sonia.

Sonia recives a letter from someone as she reads the letter she finds out that its Chloe and doesnt tell Martin. Chloe is wishing to get in contact with her and as the Two meet for the first time in 4 years Chloe is pregnant just like Sonia was, Sonia tells her to have the baby and not to make the mistake like she did and gave her away. Chloe questions Sonia asking why she gave her away Sonia feels so bad that she has to lie, and she says She was very ill at the time and couldnt look after her. Martin comes rushing in to find that Chloe and Sonia are in the house. He askes who it is and Sonia says "Its your Daughter" Martin goes rushing out and Doesnt come back till the next day. Sonia is raging at why he left, As Chloe thinks that Martin doesnt love her anymore and so does Sonia. Martin cant take the pressure of it and decides that maybe its time he faced hes fears and Met Chloe.

Max & Josh Wedding.

A new couple who have recently moved into the Area and are very friendly people. As they move in and get to no the rest of Walford they have a very big dark secret, they are going to get Married in Walford and we see the first 'Gay wedding' of Walford, as this happens some people it doesnt bother but one person wants to ruin it all for them. Phil thinks he owns this place and Says no. As this happens Phil meets hes match Max who says if you dont like it then dont speak to us and we will get along on Happily. The wedding happenly goes ahead after but it is strange how Phil has agreed. [TBC] Working on that idea :P

More coming soon, My hands are hurting..

[Pleb]

Pauline Fowler is visited by Anne Robertson and she suggests that Pauline should get Botox. Pauline is not sure and realises that she should unless she wants to get a man in her life (aye right). Pauline agree's and Anne brings out the needles!
"Oh don't worry!", Anne says, "I've done this a thousand times. Of course I can do some things wrong, but you know what they say: Practise makes.....erm....youthness!"
Anne injects a huge needle in Pauline's cheeks, the bags under her eyes, the works. But Anne isn't finished, she wants to transform Pauline into a mini-Anne-Robertson.
She gasses Pauline and gives her breast implants, collogen, dyed her hair 'Irn Bru' ginger! Anne delibratly's jabs a fork in her eyes thus causing her to wear specs! She places wood glue on her gums that connect to her lips so she produces that way Anne speaks! The transformation is complete! Pauline is horrified at her new look. She grabs Anne and throws her out of her home and says, "YOU ARE STUPID-BOTOX-FACED-BITCH, GOODNIGHT!"

[Pleb]

Rosie pops into the laundrette and starts singing away to herself, someone from the outside hears her and runs into the laundrette. He gives Rosie a fright and she sh*ts herself. He apologises and says that Rosie has an amazing voice and that she can excel even further. Rosie is ecstatic and wonders where she can get an agent, the man replies, “Your looking at him sweed’art!”
Rosie begins preparing an album, she tries to find things that inspires her as. ...Her life in Albert Square. She has created a lengthy amount of titles for songs:

Track 1 – Intro / The Millars
Track 2 – You Need to Get a Job!
Track 3 – Keef
Track 4 – A Dare Ya!!!
Track 5 – My Council Breed Children
Track 6 - Bunch of Lazy Scroungers (feat Eminem)
Track 7 – Benefit Fraud
Track 8 – Pauline Fowler the Old Bitch (explicit lyrics)
Track 9 – Working 9-10am for Chrissie Watts
Track 10 – Can I Get an Advance?
Track 11 – Every Penny Counts
Track 12 – Don’t Cho Mess With Me!
Track 13 – Keef (Lazy Remix)

Rosie Miller’s title of her Album is called: ‘Yeah Fanks!!!’

[Pleb]

Rosie decides to release her first debut single. The first single is ‘Benefit Fraud’. Here are the lyrics:

I’m not a bad person, even though people think I am
Truthfully the fact is, I’m just a little lamb!
My life is difficult, and people think it’s a dod!
But I think otherwise…because I committed Benefit Fraud!

Do you feel the pressure?
To make a change?
Can’t go on living the same

I scrounged and hunted for coins that were on the Square
If people found out and laughed at me, this I couldn’t bear.
Repaying the Benefits was so incredibly hard
We didn’t have enough money for food, we had to eat lard.

Do you feel the pressure?
To make a change?
Can’t go on living the same?

I searched to find out who was the grass
I ended up throwing a drink at Pauline; I wish I kicked her ass
I ended up giving up, I though I could search later
But soon after…I found out it was Stacey Slater

My life is difficult, and people think it’s a dod!
But I think otherwise…because I committed Benefit Fraud!

This first single became a big hit, that it reach No.1 and stayed in that postion for 4 weeks!

[Pleb]

After the success of 'Benefit Fraud', one week later, Rosie released her album 'Yeah Fanks' which have sold 4 million in the first 4 days! Rosie decided to release her second single which is ‘Working 9-10am for Chrissie Watts’

Cleaning, scrubbing, and runny spit
That’s the way we get rid of the grit!
So many tables and so many glasses to clean
I couldn’t do with my friend Mr. Sheen

Working 9 to 10am
What a way to make a living
Working for a woman who looks like Sideshow Bob with breasts
And having hair that birds can use as a nest

Chrissie Watts is a fierce some cow
I’m very surprised that we haven’t had a row
If she did then she wouldn’t stand a chance
Because I would set my husband Lance, erm, KEEF!

Working 9 to 10am
What a way to make a living
Working for a woman who looks like Sideshow Bob with breasts
And having hair that birds can use as a nest

It’s a shame that Chrissie has lost her man for a blonde slag
If Keef ever did that, I’d whack him with my bag
Chrissie refuses me to clean out the back room,
Why? What’s in it? Something secret? Something gloom?

Working 9 to 10am
What a way to make a living
Working for a woman who looks like Sideshow Bob with breasts
And having hair that birds can use as a nest

[Chrissy 2005]

Working for a woman who looks like Sideshow Bob with breasts lol

[Pleb]

Once again, Rosie has swept the nation of it’s feet with another breath-taking single and reached at No.1 again for 6 weeks this time!!!
Rosie believes it’s time to release a beautiful ballad….her third single…’Keef’

He maybe fat, he maybe ugly, but baby, he’s my darlin Keef

Ma Keef may not be fit like Jackie Chan
But I love him because he’s my main man
People say Keef doesn’t smell like a bed of roses
Well congratulations for having noses!!!

Every hobo, every yellow teeth
Reminds me of Keef
Every where I go, when I look at beef
Reminds me of Keef

Keef is a man who likes to feel comfy
So he sits on a wall looking like Humpty-Dumpty
If he falls of the big brown wall
His lard ass will break his fall

Every hobo, every yellow teeth
Reminds me of Keef
Every where I go, when I look at beef
Reminds me of Keef

Keef Millar…..you are a fat slob…

Every hobo, every yellow teeth
Reminds me of Keef
Every where I go, when I look at beef
Reminds me of Keef

This beautiful single reached No.1 for 10 weeks!!!!!!
Rosie went double platinium and became the Queen of Jakey Pop, her and the rest of the Millar's went to live in the Big Apple!

THE END

[Pleb]

Originally Posted by Chrissy 2005

Working for a woman who looks like Sideshow Bob with breasts lol

LOL! It's true. Get some hairstraighters! Pronto!

[bumpandgrind]

"when I look at beef
Reminds me of Keef"

ha ha so true!!!

[STEVE 03]

PHIL MITCHELL TO BE KILLED OFF BY BEETROOT POISIONING...

It has just been announced by EastEnders Executive Producer Kate Harwood that Phil Mitchell is be sensationally killed on the Christmas Day episode and for once the storyline doesn't involve the usual Mitchell violence normally witnessed during the seasonal of goodwill.
'I'm not giving too much away' Kate Harwood adds, 'but Phil will fall foul of eating a tin of beetroot when the Mitchell's are eating their Christmas dinner in the Vic'.
A BBC insider however reveals the whole story...
'Phil will open the tin of beetroot and he will taste one of the beetroots and will turn very red all of a sudden and he will fall of his chair in complete sufocation. A post mortem will reveal Phil was killed by beetroot poisioning and heat exhaustion. It will be a gripping storyline which will send the entire Mitchell family into turmoil over the Christmas period'.

[Pleb]

Originally Posted by bumpandgrind

"when I look at beef
Reminds me of Keef"

ha ha so true!!!

LOL! I didn't know what else to think of!
Should I do another one? If I should, which one?

[Chrissy 2005]

Pauline Fowler the Old Bitch (explicit lyrics) do tht one please

[Pleb]

Originally Posted by Chrissy 2005

Pauline Fowler the Old Bitch (explicit lyrics) do tht one please

Okay Chrissy 2005, give me time! I'lll have a bit of both!

[Chrissy 2005]

YEAH WOOOHOOOOO Come on Eillean o i mean Come on Rosie

(Sorry cheap joke)