Katie Price " I'll be as big as Angelina Jolie" - Showbiz

stairway · 10-03-2009, 15:17

Katie Price " I'll be as big as Angelina Jolie"

Just a minute, let me check........no it isn't April 1st...

Xassy · 10-03-2009, 15:18

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Originally Posted by stairway

Katie Price " I'll be as big as Angelina Jolie"

Just a minute, let me check........no it isn't April 1st...

If she has enough collagen injections, I s'pose her lips could be as big an Angelina Jolie.

PrincessPerfect · 10-03-2009, 15:20

Yeah right, and what Peter Andre resembles Brad Pitt. Not a fan of Branglina though.

speigel · 10-03-2009, 15:20

That's so funny. SO does that make Peter, Brad Pitt. HA HA, falls off chair, has coronary attack.

milly · 10-03-2009, 15:22

No jordan, you won't.

marilynbranston · 10-03-2009, 15:45

Poor girl..she got the date wrong..its not 1st April yet

Flossychick · 10-03-2009, 16:05

Oh dear

Now in La La Land...... la la la

mummypigget · 10-03-2009, 16:12

only if she has more stuff injected into her lips!!

I'm no fan of Brangelina but purrrleaseeee!!!

10-03-2009, 16:15

HILARIOUS!

Angelina Jolie is a trained, respected actress.

Katie Price is well........ Jordan!

Nuff said

fitnessqueen · 10-03-2009, 16:18

I can't imagine her ever getting an acting part with that dreary monotone voice of hers, not to mention her habit of continually licking her over-inflated lips! Or maybe she is looking for a role in a more erm "adult" production.........

Then again- she used to be under the misapprehension that she could sing until she appeared on that Eurovision show dressed as a bright pink condom!

xbutterflyx · 10-03-2009, 16:19

Angelina= talented.
Jordan= Glamour Model.

RacerWelsh · 10-03-2009, 16:20

big as in what? a twerp?

darling · 10-03-2009, 16:24

Report seems to be from Heat Magazine.

Yet another of their many unnamed "sources"!

Wonder why they're so reticent about revealing their identity.

lucy mane · 10-03-2009, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Xassy

If she has enough collagen injections, I s'pose her lips could be as big an Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie real lips and real big boobs before she got skinny. http://www.newstoob.com/media/images...ie-misc-02.jpg
Jordan big fake boobs, fake lips FAKE! http://dailystab.com/blog/wp-content...ice-boobs1.jpg

Sloopy · 10-03-2009, 16:31

Well, she's a quarter of the way there, if you take into account the plastic face.

Somehow I don't think Ange will be quaking in her boots over this.

Simi89 · 10-03-2009, 16:51

Katie Price is a numpty for coming out with this stuff surely she doesn't actually believe the crap she spouts?!

otherwise she is simply deluded..

horseychick28 · 10-03-2009, 17:09

Thought she was going to the olympics doing showjumping or whatever...where does she get the time???

Seriously though, she starts having lessons in something and thinks she can be better than people who have been doing it for years!

MissAnthropy · 10-03-2009, 18:33

I just want Jordan to go away tbh....

LemonPledge · 10-03-2009, 19:18

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Originally Posted by MissAnthropy

I just want Jordan to go away tbh....

we all do.

BerverleyPie · 10-03-2009, 19:53

leeve err alone you orrible lot she's dead talentid innit didnt you see err in that film wot she made that time, katie and peter's summink or ovver? brilliant it woz oscar written all over it. Ange betta watch err back

Beauty_fiend · 10-03-2009, 20:03

Oh my, yes, Jordan's nasally drone is sure to bring in the oscar nominations.

jabegy · 10-03-2009, 20:05

How's that then, does she mean in cup size ????

I mean come on ! I've no love for Angelina but Jordan

what a minger !!!

jabegy · 10-03-2009, 20:07

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Originally Posted by xbutterflyx

Angelina= talented.
Jordan= Glamour Model.

Glamour

you're avin' a larf

Fringo · 10-03-2009, 20:12

Where was this actually said?

mikebuk · 10-03-2009, 21:13

No woman with class would talk about how she hated sex with a man, and being another z-lebrity is crass. What she said about Gareth Gates was awful. What a complete scrubber.

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stairway Forum Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 591	Katie Price " I'll be as big as Angelina Jolie" Katie Price " I'll be as big as Angelina Jolie" Just a minute, let me check........no it isn't April 1st...

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PrincessPerfect Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,588	Yeah right, and what Peter Andre resembles Brad Pitt. Not a fan of Branglina though.

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speigel Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Services: Milk delivered by a Milkman Posts: 968	That's so funny. SO does that make Peter, Brad Pitt. HA HA, falls off chair, has coronary attack.

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milly Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,874	No jordan, you won't.

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marilynbranston Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 330	Poor girl..she got the date wrong..its not 1st April yet

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Flossychick Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Costa Del Sunstroke Posts: 1,320	Oh dear Now in La La Land...... la la la

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mummypigget Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,946	only if she has more stuff injected into her lips!! I'm no fan of Brangelina but purrrleaseeee!!!

10-03-2009, 16:15	#9
faheysrabbit Posts: n/a	HILARIOUS! Angelina Jolie is a trained, respected actress. Katie Price is well........ Jordan! Nuff said

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fitnessqueen Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Sussex Posts: 2,945	I can't imagine her ever getting an acting part with that dreary monotone voice of hers, not to mention her habit of continually licking her over-inflated lips! Or maybe she is looking for a role in a more erm "adult" production......... Then again- she used to be under the misapprehension that she could sing until she appeared on that Eurovision show dressed as a bright pink condom!

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xbutterflyx Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: AMJO :):) Services: Marston fan =) Posts: 8,411	Angelina= talented. Jordan= Glamour Model.

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RacerWelsh Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your mind! Services: BT Broadbeans Posts: 29,957	big as in what? a twerp?

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darling Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Services: Virgin Posts: 6,014	Report seems to be from Heat Magazine. Yet another of their many unnamed "sources"! Wonder why they're so reticent about revealing their identity.

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Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	Well, she's a quarter of the way there, if you take into account the plastic face. Somehow I don't think Ange will be quaking in her boots over this.

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Simi89 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Gender: Female Location: UK Services: 3mobile broadband,02 PAYG,Freeview Posts: 3,021	Katie Price is a numpty for coming out with this stuff surely she doesn't actually believe the crap she spouts?! otherwise she is simply deluded..

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horseychick28 Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,344	Thought she was going to the olympics doing showjumping or whatever...where does she get the time??? Seriously though, she starts having lessons in something and thinks she can be better than people who have been doing it for years!

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MissAnthropy Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 175	I just want Jordan to go away tbh....

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BerverleyPie Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 642	leeve err alone you orrible lot she's dead talentid innit didnt you see err in that film wot she made that time, katie and peter's summink or ovver? brilliant it woz oscar written all over it. Ange betta watch err back

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Beauty_fiend Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 354	Oh my, yes, Jordan's nasally drone is sure to bring in the oscar nominations.

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jabegy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: North Hampshire Services: a compaq computer, an ipod, a jake gyllenhaal calendar and a bus pass Posts: 2,637	How's that then, does she mean in cup size ???? I mean come on ! I've no love for Angelina but Jordan what a minger !!!

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Fringo Forum Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: London Posts: 3,670	Where was this actually said?

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mikebuk Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Blackpool, England Services: Sky+HD, Freeview, Virgin Media Broadband Posts: 2,244	No woman with class would talk about how she hated sex with a man, and being another z-lebrity is crass. What she said about Gareth Gates was awful. What a complete scrubber.