Man has drugged up sex with blow up dolls - General Discussion

Splot · 13-03-2009, 15:37

"A RANDY boyfriend who had sex with three blow-up dolls and ripped them apart with his teeth after breaking-in to a sex shop has blamed drugs for his bizarre behaviour.

Adam Rosberg insisted his sex life was “pretty healthy” after appearing in court for the strange burglary.

Magistrates heard he stole three rubber dolls from the adult shop as well as bottles of lubricant, magazines and other items, before taking the dolls outside to have sex with them."

Strange enough story - but if you click on the link, what's with the doll in the middle? Don't fancy her much...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2317779.ece

13-03-2009, 15:41

I love that they've protected the identity of the dolls.

clarribo · 13-03-2009, 15:42

Their faces look like they're just cut from magazines and stuck on, presumably they keep the quality models locked away.

Splot · 13-03-2009, 15:44

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Originally Posted by gadders

I love that they've protected the identity of the dolls.

Lol I didn't even notice that. The middle one looks likes she's been involved in an explosion.

To be fair they all look very deflated following their ordeal.

skunkboy69 · 13-03-2009, 15:48

It's all been blown up out of all proportion

susie-4964 · 13-03-2009, 15:50

What IS it with guys that they want to roger a blow-up doll? I mean, a rampant rabbit's one thing, but shagging dolls is just plain perverse!

RAINBOWGIRL22 · 13-03-2009, 15:53

Never mind the bloke

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He claimed his girlfriend thought his romp with the dolls was actually “pretty funny really”.

If there is any truth in this then the GF is bonkers

Splot · 13-03-2009, 15:53

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Originally Posted by susie-4964

What IS it with guys that they want to roger a blow-up doll? I mean, a rampant rabbit's one thing, but shagging dolls is just plain perverse!

I imagine you would have to have a fertile imagination to get your rocks off with a blow up doll.

Jason100 · 13-03-2009, 15:55

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Originally Posted by Splot

The middle one looks likes she's been involved in an explosion.

I bet she was!

mathertron · 13-03-2009, 15:56

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Originally Posted by susie-4964

What IS it with guys that they want to roger a blow-up doll? I mean, a rampant rabbit's one thing, but shagging dolls is just plain perverse!

Can't see a massive distinction myself.

Sue Banks · 13-03-2009, 15:56

The ones on Only fools and horses were better than those

Xassy · 13-03-2009, 15:56

I was going to ask a stupid question "why do they have a hole for a mouth?" but then I worked it out.

clarribo · 13-03-2009, 16:02

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Originally Posted by RAINBOWGIRL22

Never mind the bloke

If there is any truth in this then the GF is bonkers

Sterotyping hat on, apparently Queenslanders are not the brightest, I can well believe she said that.

susie-4964 · 13-03-2009, 16:02

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Originally Posted by mathertron

Can't see a massive distinction myself.

Well, I can't see most women wanting a rampant rabbit attached to a plastic model of a bloke! Mind you, I did read a story once about a bloke shagging a table (with a knot hole in it, picture the scene yourselves).

Sue Banks · 13-03-2009, 16:02

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Originally Posted by Xassy

I was going to ask a stupid question "why do they have a hole for a mouth?" but then I worked it out.

To blow them up of course

Isn't the one in the middle Michael Jackson?

susie-4964 · 13-03-2009, 16:03

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Originally Posted by Xassy

I was going to ask a stupid question "why do they have a hole for a mouth?" but then I worked it out.

A convent education is a wonderful thing.

mathertron · 13-03-2009, 16:03

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Originally Posted by susie-4964

Well, I can't see most women wanting a rampant rabbit attached to a plastic model of a bloke! Mind you, I did read a story once about a bloke shagging a table (with a knot hole in it, picture the scene yourselves).

Aye, I get yer point, but then most blokes don't have a blow up doll stashed in their wardrobe either.

geoveo · 13-03-2009, 16:04

He was ordered to pay £50 to the sex store for damage to walls and locks.

What about the dolls, did the shop have them back?

Christa · 13-03-2009, 16:05

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Originally Posted by susie-4964

What IS it with guys that they want to roger a blow-up doll? I mean, a rampant rabbit's one thing, but shagging dolls is just plain perverse!

...or desperate?

It would be like mating with a lilo...

susie-4964 · 13-03-2009, 16:08

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Originally Posted by mathertron

Aye, I get yer point, but then most blokes don't have a blow up doll stashed in their wardrobe either.

Ah, but you can BUY a blow-up female doll, so although I agree that MOST blokes wouldn't be interested, clearly a significant minority are. I know very little about these dolls - do they only have an orifice in the mouth area? Sorry to be graphic, but it's in the interests of scientific discovery and expanding on my rather conventional upbringing!

BabyClanger · 13-03-2009, 16:12

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Originally Posted by geoveo

He was ordered to pay £50 to the sex store for damage to walls and locks.

What about the dolls, did the shop have them back?

The shop could have sold them on as 'Sloppy Seconds'.

Electra · 13-03-2009, 16:16

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Originally Posted by Splot

"A RANDY boyfriend who had sex with three blow-up dolls and ripped them apart with his teeth after breaking-in to a sex shop has blamed drugs for his bizarre behaviour.

Adam Rosberg insisted his sex life was “pretty healthy” after appearing in court for the strange burglary.

Magistrates heard he stole three rubber dolls from the adult shop as well as bottles of lubricant, magazines and other items, before taking the dolls outside to have sex with them."

Strange enough story - but if you click on the link, what's with the doll in the middle? Don't fancy her much...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2317779.ece

**sings*

...I bought you mail order
My plain wrapper baby
Your skin is like vinyl
The perfect companion
You float my new pool
De luxe and delightful
Inflatable doll
My role is to serve you
Disposable darling
Can´t throw you away now
Immortal and life size
My breath is inside you
I´ll dress you up daily
And keep you till death sighs
Inflatable doll
Lover ungrateful
I blew up your body
But you blew my mind

In every dream home a heartache

warmleatherette · 13-03-2009, 16:21

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Originally Posted by susie-4964

Well, I can't see most women wanting a rampant rabbit attached to a plastic model of a bloke! Mind you, I did read a story once about a bloke shagging a table (with a knot hole in it, picture the scene yourselves).

It just goes to show that women are only interested in one thing about a man, where as men need the whole woman when it comes to fantasy

Uncle Fester · 13-03-2009, 16:22

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Originally Posted by Xassy

I was going to ask a stupid question "why do they have a hole for a mouth?" but then I worked it out.

Great that , no teeth to cause damage to Rodger

RAINBOWGIRL22 · 13-03-2009, 16:24

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Originally Posted by susie-4964

Well, I can't see most women wanting a rampant rabbit attached to a plastic model of a bloke! Mind you, I did read a story once about a bloke shagging a table (with a knot hole in it, picture the scene yourselves).

And there was a chap that liked to copulate with cars if remember correctly, and another who got arrested for shagging a pavement

Not to mention the regular bestiality stories that appear....

13-03-2009, 15:37	#1
Splot Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 181	Man has drugged up sex with blow up dolls "A RANDY boyfriend who had sex with three blow-up dolls and ripped them apart with his teeth after breaking-in to a sex shop has blamed drugs for his bizarre behaviour. Adam Rosberg insisted his sex life was “pretty healthy” after appearing in court for the strange burglary. Magistrates heard he stole three rubber dolls from the adult shop as well as bottles of lubricant, magazines and other items, before taking the dolls outside to have sex with them." Strange enough story - but if you click on the link, what's with the doll in the middle? Don't fancy her much... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2317779.ece

13-03-2009, 15:41	#2
gadders Posts: n/a	I love that they've protected the identity of the dolls.

13-03-2009, 15:42	#3
clarribo Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Gender: Female Location: Manchester Posts: 4,105 Blog Entries: 2	Their faces look like they're just cut from magazines and stuck on, presumably they keep the quality models locked away.

13-03-2009, 15:48	#5
skunkboy69 Forum Member Join Date: May 2004 Gender: Male Location: Land of Neurotics Posts: 6,227	It's all been blown up out of all proportion

13-03-2009, 15:50	#6
susie-4964 Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 17,483	What IS it with guys that they want to roger a blow-up doll? I mean, a rampant rabbit's one thing, but shagging dolls is just plain perverse!

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Sue Banks Inactive Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 253	The ones on Only fools and horses were better than those

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Xassy Forum Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,749	I was going to ask a stupid question "why do they have a hole for a mouth?" but then I worked it out.

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geoveo Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Gender: Male Location: On the move Posts: 595	He was ordered to pay £50 to the sex store for damage to walls and locks. What about the dolls, did the shop have them back?