Kerr Katona's Front Page Tears - " Where's all my money gone?" - Showbiz

davinawho · 14-03-2009, 00:43

You've spent it love.

Now kindly disappear.

yorkiegal · 14-03-2009, 00:46

she could always do a jade and try to raise money for her 'beautiful kids', but she'd have to start looking after them herself first, instead of palming them off on relatives.

SecretLifeoBees · 14-03-2009, 00:48

Ebay if the thread about their Ebay feedback is anything to go by

brianwilson · 14-03-2009, 00:53

Where has her money gone? Perhaps she should investigate orifices, specifically her nostrils and the arsehole she married.

ceb1988 · 14-03-2009, 01:05

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Originally Posted by brianwilson

Where has her money gone? Perhaps she should investigate orifices, specifically her nostrils and the arsehole she married.

I was going to try and post a witty reply to Ms Katona's question but you have summed it up so suscinctly I need not bother! Bless you sir!

brianwilson · 14-03-2009, 01:08

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Originally Posted by ceb1988

I was going to try and post a witty reply to Ms Katona's question but you have summed it up so suscinctly I need not bother! Bless you sir!

Many thanks, I am available for childrens parties

14-03-2009, 01:10

Never marry a fling is my advice. She should set herself up as a singer and tour working men's clubs

14-03-2009, 01:20

Up yer nose and in the local Car dealers pocket..

I'm sure Iceland need a new checkout girl.. nice little earner

14-03-2009, 01:21

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Originally Posted by StrandedGirl

Never marry a fling is my advice. She should set herself up as a singer and tour working men's clubs

Sound advice..
if she could sing

gemmaovwales03 · 14-03-2009, 01:22

No sympathy from me she knew he was spending it. Anyway she still lives in a big house ever heard of downsizing love?

MarieH · 14-03-2009, 01:22

On 99p chicken curry from Iceland

di60 · 14-03-2009, 01:28

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Originally Posted by Croissantlover

Up yer nose and in the local Car dealers pocket..

I'm sure Iceland need a new checkout girl.. nice little earner

'That's why single mums go to Iceland'

they could spin it nicely into one of their adverts.

14-03-2009, 01:30

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Originally Posted by Croissantlover

Sound advice..
if she could sing

She doesn't have to sing , just serve beers on her boobs and mime. Yum , I love croissants

krkrkr · 14-03-2009, 01:31

Basically she never recovered from being dumped by Brian McFadden. You can sense her unhappiness in everything she does. And now she's a single mother with 4 children! I really do feel sorry for her because she doesn't have the skills required to cope with life in the adult world. She was 17 (?) when she became famous with Atomic Kitten. She shouldn't have had all those kids, at least not the two with Mark. Her life is a mess and only someone who is really strong could get it on some kind of successful upturn - she is going to have to dig very deep to find the strength to sort her life out.

brianwilson · 14-03-2009, 01:33

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Originally Posted by krkrkr

Basically she never recovered from being dumped by Brian McFadden. You can sense her unhappiness in everything she does. And now she's a single mother with 4 children! I really do feel sorry for her because she doesn't have the skills required to cope with life in the adult world. She was 17 (?) when she became famous with Atomic Kitten. She shouldn't have had all those kids, at least not the two with Mark. Her life is a mess and only someone who is really strong could get it on some kind of successful upturn - she is going to have to dig very deep to find the strength to sort her life out.

Then again she could whore herself to whichever shit magazine is willing to pay her and not actually come up with a career which might enable her to provide for herself and the kids.

di60 · 14-03-2009, 01:37

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Originally Posted by krkrkr

Basically she never recovered from being dumped by Brian McFadden. You can sense her unhappiness in everything she does. And now she's a single mother with 4 children! I really do feel sorry for her because she doesn't have the skills required to cope with life in the adult world. She was 17 (?) when she became famous with Atomic Kitten. She shouldn't have had all those kids, at least not the two with Mark. Her life is a mess and only someone who is really strong could get it on some kind of successful upturn - she is going to have to dig very deep to find the strength to sort her life out.

she'll have a far better chance without him in her life. Hopefully those close to her that knew what a sh1thead he was will help uplift and support her. I just really hope this isn't a joint money making venture by the pair of them....it wouldn't surprise me in the least tbh.

Eviesmum · 14-03-2009, 01:44

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Originally Posted by brianwilson

Where has her money gone? Perhaps she should investigate orifices, specifically her nostrils and the arsehole she married.

that was very funny.

davinawho · 14-03-2009, 01:52

We tried to warn her, didn't we? Didn't almost every one of us here, every one of us warned her that he was going to bleed her dry.

But did she listen to us? Did she heck.

Oh no, apparently the collective wisdom of digitalspy forums was not good enough for miss katona.

well she's made her bed. she'l have to lie on it.

I'm not lending her any money. she's going to have to sell the cars and the fancy fridge and the playstation and get herself a proper job.

Tough love Kerry, it's the only way you'll learn. Next time get yourself a bloke with a normal job, something regular and safe.

John Dough · 14-03-2009, 01:55

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Originally Posted by StrandedGirl

Never marry a fling is my advice. She should set herself up as a singer and tour working men's clubs

What have they done to deserve that?

Simi89 · 14-03-2009, 02:29

"Where's all my money gone?"

The dog ate it.

i4u · 14-03-2009, 07:52

Trouble-shooter to find out how fortune has been blown

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It doesn’t take a miracle worker to see how much money this young lady has made over the last four or five years and then see how much she has got left. I’m sorry, it doesn’t match up. There’s something not right.

She has a problem. She’s run out of money and Mark has left her.

We can speculate about how much money is missing but it could be the case that she’s just spent it.

newwoman · 14-03-2009, 08:05

It's not hard to see what's happened. She's made good money compared to the average person but they've been spending like they've got a bank account on par with abramovich.

goonerlady · 14-03-2009, 08:20

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Originally Posted by krkrkr

Basically she never recovered from being dumped by Brian McFadden. You can sense her unhappiness in everything she does. And now she's a single mother with 4 children! I really do feel sorry for her because she doesn't have the skills required to cope with life in the adult world. She was 17 (?) when she became famous with Atomic Kitten. She shouldn't have had all those kids, at least not the two with Mark. Her life is a mess and only someone who is really strong could get it on some kind of successful upturn - she is going to have to dig very deep to find the strength to sort her life out.

I agree.Maybe she will be able to turn her life around now without Mark though it will be difficult with four children.I remember her on Loose Women and she seemed so happy then.

worpler · 14-03-2009, 08:42

Hint number 1 Kerry -

You had a convicted fraudster and mate of her pea-brained hubby as a financial advisor!

not that I'm suggesting anyone nicked from her of course.....

alfiewozere · 14-03-2009, 09:08

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Originally Posted by goonerlady

I agree.Maybe she will be able to turn her life around now without Mark though it will be difficult with four children.I remember her on Loose Women and she seemed so happy then.

I hope she can turn her life around now. Mark was apparently thoroughly disliked by a lot of Kerry's showbiz contacts. Now he's p!ssed off (with or without a wad of her cash in his back pocket) she can claw back some self respect and dignity, and may be have some kind of career. But four children

and no one dependable in her family to help out - I don't envy her!

14-03-2009, 00:43	#1
davinawho Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Services: Sopcast, Flickr, Big Chill, Resonance FM, Radio Three, Wikipedia, Posts: 7,325 Blog Entries: 1	Kerr Katona's Front Page Tears - " Where's all my money gone?" You've spent it love. Now kindly disappear.

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yorkiegal Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: away with the faeries Services: sky+, when it's not raining. Posts: 8,533	she could always do a jade and try to raise money for her 'beautiful kids', but she'd have to start looking after them herself first, instead of palming them off on relatives.

14-03-2009, 00:48	#3
SecretLifeoBees Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Gender: Female Location: Dorothy Fish Common Room Services: Showing every single one of them the back of my head! Posts: 14,326 Blog Entries: 7	Ebay if the thread about their Ebay feedback is anything to go by

14-03-2009, 00:53	#4
brianwilson Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,351	Where has her money gone? Perhaps she should investigate orifices, specifically her nostrils and the arsehole she married.

14-03-2009, 01:10	#7
StrandedGirl Posts: n/a	Never marry a fling is my advice. She should set herself up as a singer and tour working men's clubs

14-03-2009, 01:20	#8
Croissantlover Posts: n/a	Up yer nose and in the local Car dealers pocket.. I'm sure Iceland need a new checkout girl.. nice little earner

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gemmaovwales03 Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wales Services: Sky+HD, O2 Posts: 4,513	No sympathy from me she knew he was spending it. Anyway she still lives in a big house ever heard of downsizing love?

14-03-2009, 01:22	#11
MarieH Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Services: Why not? Posts: 385	On 99p chicken curry from Iceland

14-03-2009, 01:31	#14
krkrkr Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 55	Basically she never recovered from being dumped by Brian McFadden. You can sense her unhappiness in everything she does. And now she's a single mother with 4 children! I really do feel sorry for her because she doesn't have the skills required to cope with life in the adult world. She was 17 (?) when she became famous with Atomic Kitten. She shouldn't have had all those kids, at least not the two with Mark. Her life is a mess and only someone who is really strong could get it on some kind of successful upturn - she is going to have to dig very deep to find the strength to sort her life out.

14-03-2009, 01:52	#18
davinawho Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Services: Sopcast, Flickr, Big Chill, Resonance FM, Radio Three, Wikipedia, Posts: 7,325 Blog Entries: 1	We tried to warn her, didn't we? Didn't almost every one of us here, every one of us warned her that he was going to bleed her dry. But did she listen to us? Did she heck. Oh no, apparently the collective wisdom of digitalspy forums was not good enough for miss katona. well she's made her bed. she'l have to lie on it. I'm not lending her any money. she's going to have to sell the cars and the fancy fridge and the playstation and get herself a proper job. Tough love Kerry, it's the only way you'll learn. Next time get yourself a bloke with a normal job, something regular and safe.

14-03-2009, 02:29	#20
Simi89 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Gender: Female Location: UK Services: 3mobile broadband,02 PAYG,Freeview Posts: 3,063	"Where's all my money gone?" The dog ate it.

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newwoman Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Brentwood area Posts: 8,692	It's not hard to see what's happened. She's made good money compared to the average person but they've been spending like they've got a bank account on par with abramovich.

14-03-2009, 08:42	#24
worpler Forum Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,147	Hint number 1 Kerry - You had a convicted fraudster and mate of her pea-brained hubby as a financial advisor! not that I'm suggesting anyone nicked from her of course.....