JADE'S Funeral Is A FAKE!!! - Showbiz

MrPitkin · 03-04-2009, 00:12

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...RAL-IS-A-FAKE/

exlordlucan · 03-04-2009, 00:18

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Originally Posted by MrPitkin

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...RAL-IS-A-FAKE/

Ah so the lavish funeral could be a con then, this is kind of proving my thoughts of a ford granada estate for a hearse, a trip to the local incinerator and a knees up at the local boozer afterwards, typically essex style

Essex Angel* · 03-04-2009, 00:21

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Originally Posted by exlordlucan

Ah so the lavish funeral could be a con then, this is kind of proving my thoughts of a ford granada estate for a hearse, a trip to the local incinerator and a knees up at the local boozer afterwards, typically essex style

Nah we just shoot people & leave them in Range Rovers apparently

HooknoseMcCall · 03-04-2009, 03:15

"They are angry BBC and ITV are restricting coverage to just short snippets and won’t interrupt their usual scheduling for live pictures. Sky plans to cover the event live – but only on its news channel.

And there will be no TV cameras inside church. Jade’s family have demanded that her funeral is not turned into a media circus."

Jesus wept!

To think I used to respect Sky before they stooped to this banal populism. They're beginning to make Fox News look like BBC4!

vidalia · 03-04-2009, 04:51

From the Guardian last Saturday:http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...s-politics-aid

Celebrity product ranges: A better class of tat

With the arguable exception of incontinence pads, there is no product some celebrity or other wouldn't slap their name on if they thought there might be money in it. Don't believe it? Then it's probably time we talked about the Kiss Kasket.

Kiss are not merely a rock band you could never care about, no matter how many more eternities they keep flogging their face-painted, catsuited, age-inappropriate act. They're the most rapaciously merchandising entertainers ever to have existed. Against their awesomely shameless record, even will-this-do product spewer Gwen Stefani is a merchandising pygmy. This lot have licensed their name to more than 3,000 products, from the Kiss toothbrush ("Rock your teeth clean") to Kiss studded condoms (let's not and say we did) to Kiss bathroom tiles (really?) to Kiss Cabernet Sauvignon (OK, just leave now).

But in June 2001 it became clear that Kiss were not simply scraping the bottom of the barrel. The barrel had a concealed basement. And so to the Kiss Kasket, the world's first celebrity-branded coffin. Have you ever contemplated falling into death's embrace and thought how much sweeter it would be if a member of the entertainment industry had ripped you off one last time before your surviving relatives began shovelling in the earth? Then let's hear some more about the product that could make that happen. The Kiss Kasket featured the faces of the band's four founder members, as well as its logo and the slogan "Kiss Forever". It retailed at $4,500 unsigned and $5,000 signed. Come on: this may be a difficult time for you, but an autograph's an autograph. It's what the Kasket's kargo would have wanted. As Kiss frontman Gene Simmons declared on its launch : "This is the ultimate Kiss collectible." High praise indeed. "I love living," he added, "but this makes the alternative look pretty damn good."

J105 · 03-04-2009, 08:44

I think they're doing the right thing about keeping her exact burial spot a secret.
God only knows what loons are out there ready to dig her up or something.
It will also mean Jeff and the boys in future years can visit her grave and not be gawped at by others.
Sensible idea!!

Stewing · 03-04-2009, 09:07

It does not warrant any space on the news at all.
This insanity has gone on and on and on.

The latest sob story for Sun is Tragic Jack having to leave early due to his curfew. Oh boo hoo.

Stewing · 03-04-2009, 09:54

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Originally Posted by HooknoseMcCall

"They are angry BBC and ITV are restricting coverage to just short snippets and won’t interrupt their usual scheduling for live pictures. Sky plans to cover the event live – but only on its news channel.

And there will be no TV cameras inside church. Jade’s family have demanded that her funeral is not turned into a media circus."

Jesus wept!

To think I used to respect Sky before they stooped to this banal populism. They're beginning to make Fox News look like BBC4!

Frankly she has been dead for 2 weeks and it would not surprise me if she has already been "privately" buried and this other stuff is all for TV and show and PR pomp for Sky Sun and Mail etc.Oh- and OK!

zx50 · 03-04-2009, 10:03

To be honest, I don't blame her family for trying to throw people off the real burial site, as they won't want the real one crowded with fans and what not. I think they realise that Jade wasn't exactly even liked by a lot of people, infact, I'd say she was hated by quite a few, so goodness knows what these unstable, yes, unstable characters will do to her grave. I fully support their diversion tactics to allow their dead loved one to have the respect that any dead person should have.

irish-óg · 03-04-2009, 10:09

I think its a very sensible idea to bury her somewhere else.

This way, they get the public funeral that she wanted, while safeguarding her grave from crazed fans, or worse, haters.

Think this is a great idea, but Daily Star has really twisted the title, by saying the funeral is a fake.

j0anne · 03-04-2009, 12:37

and the wake is at a golf club ...oh the irony

Castanet · 03-04-2009, 13:57

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Originally Posted by Stewing

Frankly she has been dead for 2 weeks and it would not surprise me if she has already been "privately" buried and this other stuff is all for TV and show and PR pomp for Sky Sun and Mail etc.Oh- and OK!

Wouldn't surprise me either.

RocaBoi18 · 03-04-2009, 14:02

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Originally Posted by j0anne

and the wake is at a golf club ...oh the irony

Oh the irony!

lotty27 · 03-04-2009, 14:14

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Originally Posted by Stewing

Frankly she has been dead for 2 weeks and it would not surprise me if she has already been "privately" buried and this other stuff is all for TV and show and PR pomp for Sky Sun and Mail etc.Oh- and OK!

Throughout all this I never thought of that! You could be absolutely spot on

Thirteen days does seem a long time before the funeral. In my family we're generally about 5-7 days. I don't know what's normal with other people?

They're right to try and keep the location of the plot secret but what are they going to put on the headstone a false name? Because someone, at sometime will stumble across it. By then though the furore should have died down and no one may care anymore, the news might only make page 7 column 3 with no photo!

getupandgo · 03-04-2009, 15:54

I said yesterday that they will have a lot of trouble finding somewhere to bury jade - too many people will want to deface her headstone etc mean I know but that is how she upset and annoyed people. I don't think they can possibly keep it quiet. It's just not possible! Too many people around. Do they honestly think they can quietly bury her and no-one locally will notice?! They should've had her cremated and scattered her ashes somewhere meaningful, they obviously didn't think this through.

InMyArms · 03-04-2009, 15:59

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Originally Posted by getupandgo

I said yesterday that they will have a lot of trouble finding somewhere to bury jade - too many people will want to deface her headstone etc mean I know but that is how she upset and annoyed people. I don't think they can possibly keep it quiet. It's just not possible! Too many people around. Do they honestly think they can quietly bury her and no-one locally will notice?! They should've had her cremated and scattered her ashes somewhere meaningful, they obviously didn't think this through.

Who is "they"? Surely the decision whether she is buried or cremated was Jade's? ..

gonnaenodaethat · 03-04-2009, 16:03

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Originally Posted by lotty27

Throughout all this I never thought of that! You could be absolutely spot on

Thirteen days does seem a long time before the funeral. In my family we're generally about 5-7 days. I don't know what's normal with other people?

They're right to try and keep the location of the plot secret but what are they going to put on the headstone a false name? Because someone, at sometime will stumble across it. By then though the furore should have died down and no one may care anymore, the news might only make page 7 column 3 with no photo!

I thought I read somewhere that where she is being laid to rest does not allow headstones but simple wooden crosses.

Viridiana · 03-04-2009, 17:04

What A BLUE PLAQUE????????? I just lost my respect for Blue Plaques.

tartan18 · 03-04-2009, 17:06

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Originally Posted by RocaBoi18

Oh the irony!

would that be the 5 iron(y)

gilliedew · 03-04-2009, 17:15

Do you mean Jade wont be at her own funeral?

She went to everything else

But I like the conspiracy theory, it could be true

mmcd · 03-04-2009, 17:32

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Originally Posted by gonnaenodaethat

I thought I read somewhere that where she is being laid to rest does not allow headstones but simple wooden crosses.

When you are buried, the council in the area that you have been buried will note that plot in their registry. It is open for any member of public to request information about where a person is buried. So I am not sure how they can hide the burial plot from the public.

Sun_Beam · 03-04-2009, 17:36

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Originally posted by HooknoseMcCall
"They are angry BBC and ITV are restricting coverage to just short snippets and won’t interrupt their usual scheduling for live pictures. Sky plans to cover the event live – but only on its news channel.

And there will be no TV cameras inside church. Jade’s family have demanded that her funeral is not turned into a media circus."

Why not? She lived her life and illness in the full, gory glare of the media, whoich was conducted like a circus with Uncle Max as the biggest ringmaster there is, so shouldn't this be the final event in the circus?

Love how ironic and hyporitical her family are being when they've all courted the media and had fame off the back of Jade - Jackiey as she had a v. expensive makeover courtesy of Living TV, and then went on CBB and earned a good su of money! Jack had a good living with Jade, and will continue to cash in on being her husband, not forgetting enjoying the fame from it all!

iHelix · 03-04-2009, 17:40

It's a good idea keeping the real burial site a secret. There are an enormous number of sick, twisted, creepy people who would probably go to her grave and dig the woman out of her own grave.

God only knows what these freaks would do, so it's a good idea keeping it secret. The outrage at lack of news coverage is just absurd tbh. Interrupting schedules for live coverage?!! Which plank thought this was going to happen?

alfiewozere · 03-04-2009, 17:45

It's over. She's been buried.

tartan18 · 03-04-2009, 17:51

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Originally Posted by alfiewozere

It's over. She's been buried.

She may well have been buried, but it ain't over

We've a way to go yet unfortunately. Then I suppose we'll have the aftermath

03-04-2009, 00:12	#1
MrPitkin Inactive Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 420	JADE'S Funeral Is A FAKE!!! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view...RAL-IS-A-FAKE/

03-04-2009, 03:15	#4
HooknoseMcCall Inactive Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 334	"They are angry BBC and ITV are restricting coverage to just short snippets and won’t interrupt their usual scheduling for live pictures. Sky plans to cover the event live – but only on its news channel. And there will be no TV cameras inside church. Jade’s family have demanded that her funeral is not turned into a media circus." Jesus wept! To think I used to respect Sky before they stooped to this banal populism. They're beginning to make Fox News look like BBC4!

03-04-2009, 04:51	#5
vidalia Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: London Posts: 16,883	From the Guardian last Saturday:http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...s-politics-aid Celebrity product ranges: A better class of tat With the arguable exception of incontinence pads, there is no product some celebrity or other wouldn't slap their name on if they thought there might be money in it. Don't believe it? Then it's probably time we talked about the Kiss Kasket. Kiss are not merely a rock band you could never care about, no matter how many more eternities they keep flogging their face-painted, catsuited, age-inappropriate act. They're the most rapaciously merchandising entertainers ever to have existed. Against their awesomely shameless record, even will-this-do product spewer Gwen Stefani is a merchandising pygmy. This lot have licensed their name to more than 3,000 products, from the Kiss toothbrush ("Rock your teeth clean") to Kiss studded condoms (let's not and say we did) to Kiss bathroom tiles (really?) to Kiss Cabernet Sauvignon (OK, just leave now). But in June 2001 it became clear that Kiss were not simply scraping the bottom of the barrel. The barrel had a concealed basement. And so to the Kiss Kasket, the world's first celebrity-branded coffin. Have you ever contemplated falling into death's embrace and thought how much sweeter it would be if a member of the entertainment industry had ripped you off one last time before your surviving relatives began shovelling in the earth? Then let's hear some more about the product that could make that happen. The Kiss Kasket featured the faces of the band's four founder members, as well as its logo and the slogan "Kiss Forever". It retailed at $4,500 unsigned and $5,000 signed. Come on: this may be a difficult time for you, but an autograph's an autograph. It's what the Kasket's kargo would have wanted. As Kiss frontman Gene Simmons declared on its launch : "This is the ultimate Kiss collectible." High praise indeed. "I love living," he added, "but this makes the alternative look pretty damn good."

03-04-2009, 08:44	#6
J105 Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Herts Posts: 711	I think they're doing the right thing about keeping her exact burial spot a secret. God only knows what loons are out there ready to dig her up or something. It will also mean Jeff and the boys in future years can visit her grave and not be gawped at by others. Sensible idea!!

03-04-2009, 09:07	#7
Stewing Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Planet Zog Services: BT Openworld Broadband Posts: 15,248	It does not warrant any space on the news at all. This insanity has gone on and on and on. The latest sob story for Sun is Tragic Jack having to leave early due to his curfew. Oh boo hoo.

03-04-2009, 10:03	#9
zx50 Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Gender: Male Location: Consett [close to] area Services: Pentium4 XP Professional Laptop 10.4Mbit/1.3MB/s Be* Pro Posts: 27,659	To be honest, I don't blame her family for trying to throw people off the real burial site, as they won't want the real one crowded with fans and what not. I think they realise that Jade wasn't exactly even liked by a lot of people, infact, I'd say she was hated by quite a few, so goodness knows what these unstable, yes, unstable characters will do to her grave. I fully support their diversion tactics to allow their dead loved one to have the respect that any dead person should have.

03-04-2009, 10:09	#10
irish-óg Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Belfast Posts: 456	I think its a very sensible idea to bury her somewhere else. This way, they get the public funeral that she wanted, while safeguarding her grave from crazed fans, or worse, haters. Think this is a great idea, but Daily Star has really twisted the title, by saying the funeral is a fake.

03-04-2009, 12:37	#11
j0anne Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,262	and the wake is at a golf club ...oh the irony

03-04-2009, 15:54	#15
getupandgo Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,116	I said yesterday that they will have a lot of trouble finding somewhere to bury jade - too many people will want to deface her headstone etc mean I know but that is how she upset and annoyed people. I don't think they can possibly keep it quiet. It's just not possible! Too many people around. Do they honestly think they can quietly bury her and no-one locally will notice?! They should've had her cremated and scattered her ashes somewhere meaningful, they obviously didn't think this through.

03-04-2009, 17:04	#18
Viridiana Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,913	What A BLUE PLAQUE????????? I just lost my respect for Blue Plaques.

03-04-2009, 17:15	#20
gilliedew Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,246	Do you mean Jade wont be at her own funeral? She went to everything else But I like the conspiracy theory, it could be true

03-04-2009, 17:40	#23
iHelix Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Gender: Male Location: Lancashire Services: twitter.com/steosphere Posts: 4,783	It's a good idea keeping the real burial site a secret. There are an enormous number of sick, twisted, creepy people who would probably go to her grave and dig the woman out of her own grave. God only knows what these freaks would do, so it's a good idea keeping it secret. The outrage at lack of news coverage is just absurd tbh. Interrupting schedules for live coverage?!! Which plank thought this was going to happen?

03-04-2009, 17:45	#24
alfiewozere Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Gender: Female Location: far far away Posts: 10,400	It's over. She's been buried.