NO just NO we do NOT want Cheryl Cole in DR Who! - Doctor Who and Torchwood

gilesb · 04-11-2009, 09:28

That is all i have to say on the matter

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/cult/s7/...octor-who.html

Muttley76 · 04-11-2009, 09:30

lol, that is obviously a made up story. I don't think it's worth you getting upset over!

stcoop · 04-11-2009, 09:45

Why do people always fall for these stories?

Does anyone want to compile a list of all the people the Tabloids have claimed were going to appear in the series who never turned up?

chuffnobbler · 04-11-2009, 09:45

Cheryl Cole?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

weedledeedle · 04-11-2009, 09:46

hmmmmm...

*thinks of most suitable role for the toilet attendant bashing Geordie to recreate.....*

Carrionite *nods* *the hair 'stenshuns

*yesss!! Mother Bloodtide!*

Slitheen *oh yesssss

*

Empress of Racnoss *the veneered teeth wouldn't have to be altered!

*

Crespallions?? *could replace the tango orange with some Dulux blue

*

Cassandra!! - woooh - a s..t...r...e....t....c...h...e....d... Cheryl Cole, hanging from a wooden curtain rail!

:

so many choices!! so little time!!
oooooooooooh please let her be on Who!!

*dials Moff.....*

chuffnobbler · 04-11-2009, 09:54

Crespallions? I think I had those for tea last night, with chips.

Thanks Weedle: just goes to show the infinite possibilities that DW has!

dgembadgemba · 04-11-2009, 09:57

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Originally Posted by weedledeedle

hmmmmm...

*thinks of most suitable role for the toilet attendant bashing Geordie to recreate.....*

Carrionite *nods* *the hair 'stenshuns

*yesss!! Mother Bloodtide!*

Slitheen *oh yesssss

*

Empress of Racnoss *the veneered teeth wouldn't have to be altered!

*

Crespallions?? *could replace the tango orange with some Dulux blue

*

Cassandra!! - woooh - a s..t...r...e....t....c...h...e....d... Cheryl Cole, hanging from a wooden curtain rail!

:

so many choices!! so little time!!
oooooooooooh please let her be on Who!!

*dials Moff.....*

I thought cheryl cole was the wooden curtain rail

Friz · 04-11-2009, 10:03

Didn't Moffat say he only had the finale to write?

It's tradition that the first part of the finale is stacked with celebrity cameos. This is pretty run-of-the-mill stuff.

Still, I find it hilarious how angry the original poster is getting at this. I can picture gilesb penning an angry letter to the BBC about this. Or starting a petition on the official Downing Street website.

weedledeedle · 04-11-2009, 10:08

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Originally Posted by dgembadgemba

I thought cheryl cole was the wooden curtain rail

no....that's her identical twin, Beryl

*still thinking.....FutureKind!....once again, it's the teeth that offer the part....discounts being a Judoon...would never get that barnet under the crash helmet

*

gilesb · 04-11-2009, 10:18

LOL

no

i know it wont come to fruition and i am not seething or angry it was a comical blog (i thought) written in a comical tone.

*sigh*

Hayden1992 · 04-11-2009, 10:21

I personally would love to see her in Doctor Who as i am a fan of The X Factor, Girls Aloud and Doctor Who.

It would be great it might only be a cameo

Unigal07 · 04-11-2009, 10:39

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Originally Posted by Hayden1992

I personally would love to see her in Doctor Who as i am a fan of The X Factor, Girls Aloud and Doctor Who.

It would be great it might only be a cameo

Why would a shallow, untalented bint who is clueless enough on the X Factor be cast in a famous and respected British show such as Doctor Who?

I watch the X Factor too, and recognise that Cheryl Cole isn't even good at playing herself.

JonJonB · 04-11-2009, 10:45

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Why would a shallow, untalented bint who is clueless enough on the X Factor be cast in a famous and respected British show such as Doctor Who?

Yes, because it's only the cream of the crop that turns up in Who, isn't it. Never get anything less than pure unadulterated talent...

Unigal07 · 04-11-2009, 10:49

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

Yes, because it's only the cream of the crop that turns up in Who, isn't it. Never get anything less than pure unadulterated talent...

I'm not saying that. Doctor Who should not be a platform for the Cheryl Cole show. She's everywhere already, which is amazing since she's completely untalented.

duryea · 04-11-2009, 10:59

Dear God, no!

stcoop · 04-11-2009, 11:03

Seriously, do people have no long-term memories?

A search back through the history of this board will bring up a dozen or more silmilar threads the only difference being the name of the person the Tabloids were claiming would be appearing; none of whom ever did.

MrChicken · 04-11-2009, 11:05

It rather depends on how quickly she gets killed off (and more importantly) in a grotesque manner by some form of violent alien type.

In that case, yes I wouldn't complain too much.

JR_THELEGEND · 04-11-2009, 11:07

So this looks like we can add acting to the long line of things that cheyrl cole is talentless at doing then

Tommy_tank · 04-11-2009, 11:26

Never ever going to happen. Cheryl has a very good PR person though by the look of it.

Remember when Lily Allen was going to be the new assistant? Think we can file this story alongside that one....

Maidenfan666 · 04-11-2009, 11:56

But to be fair, even if she was... we have never actually seen her act before, so how can she be judged so readily?

weedledeedle · 04-11-2009, 11:59

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Originally Posted by Maidenfan666

But to be fair, even if she was... we have never actually seen her act before, so how can she be judged so readily?

you don't watch X-Factor then??

when she was "mentoring" her lot, telling them that they had "fantastic singing voices", when in truth a lot of them couldn't have held a note in a large bath - her convincing acting and her "tears" were worthy of a BAFTA!

JonJonB · 04-11-2009, 12:01

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I'm not saying that. Doctor Who should not be a platform for the Cheryl Cole show.

Was it a platform for the Davina McCall show? The Anne Robinson show? The Paul O'Grady show? The Derek Acorah show? The Barbara Windsor show? I could go on, but you get the point, I'm sure.

Bezmina · 04-11-2009, 12:05

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Originally Posted by JonJonB

Was it a platform for the Davina McCall show? The Anne Robinson show? The Paul O'Grady show? The Derek Acorah show? The Barbara Windsor show? I could go on, but you get the point, I'm sure.

Yep I'm totally with you on this it's either bull or is going to be a playing herself cameo.

phil solo · 04-11-2009, 12:06

Cole is obviously this years Myleene Klass, ubiquitous to the point of extreme annoyance.

Some things should, and must, remain Cole-free. Who, being a kiddie show and thus lacking the opportunity to give her a truly gruesome and embarrassing death scene, is one of them.

Still, the tabloid BS around Who casting is always fun to read

stcoop · 04-11-2009, 12:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonJonB

Was it a platform for the Davina McCall show? The Anne Robinson show? The Paul O'Grady show? The Derek Acorah show? The Barbara Windsor show? I could go on, but you get the point, I'm sure.

Was it a platform for the Lily Allen show? The Jennifer Ellison show? The Gillian Anderson show? The twenty women who were supposed to be playing the Rani show? The Woody Allen show? The Paterson Joseph show?

At what point do people stop automatically believing everything that appears in a Tabloid?

04-11-2009, 09:28	#1
gilesb Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,619	NO just NO we do NOT want Cheryl Cole in DR Who! That is all i have to say on the matter http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/cult/s7/...octor-who.html

04-11-2009, 09:30	#2
Muttley76 Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hiding from the Waters of Mars Services: Carrot Juice Posts: 63,198	lol, that is obviously a made up story. I don't think it's worth you getting upset over!

04-11-2009, 09:45	#3
stcoop Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,508	Why do people always fall for these stories? Does anyone want to compile a list of all the people the Tabloids have claimed were going to appear in the series who never turned up?

04-11-2009, 09:45	#4
chuffnobbler Forum Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,538	Cheryl Cole? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

04-11-2009, 09:46	#5
weedledeedle Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Planet Clom (nr Dartford) Services: Sky+HD BTopenworld broadband O2 for me moby Posts: 7,565	hmmmmm... thinks of most suitable role for the toilet attendant bashing Geordie to recreate..... Carrionite nods the hair 'stenshuns yesss!! Mother Bloodtide!* Slitheen oh yesssss Empress of Racnoss the veneered teeth wouldn't have to be altered! Crespallions?? could replace the tango orange with some Dulux blue Cassandra!! - woooh - a s..t...r...e....t....c...h...e....d... Cheryl Cole, hanging from a wooden curtain rail! : so many choices!! so little time!! oooooooooooh please let her be on Who!! dials Moff.....

04-11-2009, 09:54	#6
chuffnobbler Forum Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 2,538	Crespallions? I think I had those for tea last night, with chips. Thanks Weedle: just goes to show the infinite possibilities that DW has!

04-11-2009, 10:03	#8
Friz Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 56	Didn't Moffat say he only had the finale to write? It's tradition that the first part of the finale is stacked with celebrity cameos. This is pretty run-of-the-mill stuff. Still, I find it hilarious how angry the original poster is getting at this. I can picture gilesb penning an angry letter to the BBC about this. Or starting a petition on the official Downing Street website.

04-11-2009, 10:18	#10
gilesb Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,619	LOL no i know it wont come to fruition and i am not seething or angry it was a comical blog (i thought) written in a comical tone. sigh

04-11-2009, 10:21	#11
Hayden1992 Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 330	I personally would love to see her in Doctor Who as i am a fan of The X Factor, Girls Aloud and Doctor Who. It would be great it might only be a cameo

04-11-2009, 10:59	#15
duryea Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,324	Dear God, no!

04-11-2009, 11:03	#16
stcoop Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,508	Seriously, do people have no long-term memories? A search back through the history of this board will bring up a dozen or more silmilar threads the only difference being the name of the person the Tabloids were claiming would be appearing; none of whom ever did.

04-11-2009, 11:05	#17
MrChicken Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 51	It rather depends on how quickly she gets killed off (and more importantly) in a grotesque manner by some form of violent alien type. In that case, yes I wouldn't complain too much.

04-11-2009, 11:07	#18
JR_THELEGEND Forum Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 167	So this looks like we can add acting to the long line of things that cheyrl cole is talentless at doing then

04-11-2009, 11:26	#19
Tommy_tank Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sheffield Services: Virgin Media Broadband, Virgin Media TV (Virgin +) Posts: 797	Never ever going to happen. Cheryl has a very good PR person though by the look of it. Remember when Lily Allen was going to be the new assistant? Think we can file this story alongside that one....

04-11-2009, 11:56	#20
Maidenfan666 Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St Andrews, Scotland Posts: 5,319	But to be fair, even if she was... we have never actually seen her act before, so how can she be judged so readily?

04-11-2009, 12:06	#24
phil solo Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 4,751	Cole is obviously this years Myleene Klass, ubiquitous to the point of extreme annoyance. Some things should, and must, remain Cole-free. Who, being a kiddie show and thus lacking the opportunity to give her a truly gruesome and embarrassing death scene, is one of them. Still, the tabloid BS around Who casting is always fun to read