what x factor story will the tabloids make up next - The X Factor

wildyounghearts · 04-11-2009, 16:37

We' ve had lots of really ridiculous tabloid stores printed about X factor contestants in recent weeks-

my favourite was that ridiculous 'Twins have nits' story- which was completely invented

So what stories will the tabloids make up next?

Lizzy11268 · 04-11-2009, 16:39

I absolutely dread to think.

Old.Tallen · 04-11-2009, 16:41

Danyl is the secret love-child of Donnie and Marie Osmond

mitacond · 04-11-2009, 16:41

Goodnesss knows what will be next.

marc822 · 04-11-2009, 16:43

The twins are gang banging cheryl and danni.

noorani · 04-11-2009, 16:43

I would have put Joe down as Donny Osmand's secret lovechild. I keep expecting them to do a 'ting', with a little star next to his teeth when they do a close up shot of him.

Green Goddess · 04-11-2009, 16:44

I dont know but MAKING them up is very revealing as it would seem people do realise most of them are made up utter garbage.

randomkid · 04-11-2009, 16:51

lloyd and joe are gay !.... oh wait

tippytoes300 · 04-11-2009, 16:53

Right here on DS we have a new story claiming that J&E are virgins. The article goes on to say that in their home town they are regarded as the village idiots.

Glorfindel · 04-11-2009, 16:54

This one is my favourite of the week. Play spot the errors!

Although the twins apparently nearly causing a diplomatic incident is up there too...

Slick Nick · 04-11-2009, 16:59

Lenny Kravitz tells Jamie: 'I want my image back'.

God proclaims Jon and Edward his real sons.

Stacey Solomon rejected from Mensa for being too clever.

etc.

wildyounghearts · 04-11-2009, 17:03

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Originally Posted by tippytoes300

Right here on DS we have a new story claiming that J&E are virgins. The article goes on to say that in their home town they are regarded as the village idiots.

if you read this story it is laughable

Their hometown has a population of about 40,000 people- who would even have known the Twins, let alone have dubbed them village idiots?

Are we really supposed to believe Daily Star travelled over to Lucan to interview these 'locals'?

How are these 'locals' in any way informed about anyone's sex life?

the evidence suggests..... MADE UP

Deerd · 04-11-2009, 17:06

Danyl Involved In Our Princess's Death Conspiracy - The Express.

The Twins Gallop Home With The Bookies - The Daily Mail... Read our exclusive which reveals the Twins do have Shergar hidden in their hair.

Lord Lucan Spotted Snogging Sizzler Stacey - The Star... Read our shocking revelation that Dagenham Stacey is less Sweatheart more Cardiac Arrest as we reveal her tastes for necrophilia.

Joe The Plank - Instrumental In Creation Of Crop Circles - The Telegraph

Jamie - I'll Be The First Rocker On The Moon - The Sun... we follow Jamie in his quest to be the first rocker in space... Monday finds Jamie in Hollywood at Paramount on the lot on which the landings were filmed.

Lloyd's Voice Abducted By Aliens - The Mirror... call 0800 987 9948 if you too have had bits abducted by aliens.

Lucie Not From A Wee Village

Satnavvy · 04-11-2009, 17:08

And how many of these stories emerge from Cowell's PR?

wildyounghearts · 04-11-2009, 17:19

double post

wildyounghearts · 04-11-2009, 17:19

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Originally Posted by Deerd

Danyl Involved In Our Princess's Death Conspiracy - The Express.

The Twins Gallop Home With The Bookies - The Daily Mail... Read our exclusive which reveals the Twins do have Shergar hidden in their hair.

Lord Lucan Spotted Snogging Sizzler Stacey - The Star... Read our shocking revelation that Dagenham Stacey is less Sweatheart more Cardiac Arrest as we reveal her tastes for necrophilia.

Joe The Plank - Instrumental In Creation Of Crop Circles - The Telegraph

Jamie - I'll Be The First Rocker On The Moon - The Sun... we follow Jamie in his quest to be the first rocker in space... Monday finds Jamie in Hollywood at Paramount on the lot on which the landings were filmed.

Lloyd's Voice Abducted By Aliens - The Mirror... call 0800 987 9948 if you too have had bits abducted by aliens.

Lucie Not From A Wee Village

Wow- these are excellent- would not be surprised to see these appear in the papers actually-
maybe the Mirror could follow up with how aliens abducted Cheryl's voice too!

MissMatch · 04-11-2009, 17:24

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Originally Posted by Glorfindel

This one is my favourite of the week. Play spot the errors!

Although the twins apparently nearly causing a diplomatic incident is up there too...

marianner · 04-11-2009, 17:34

Dannii quits/fired hasn't been on for a few weeks now.
Maybe with the interview they've given her a little break.

Loads of pics of Stacey & Lucie together so maybe 'Stacey's lust for Lucie' or something else juicy

Louis warns Simon I think will pop up

Jamie's bald shock, pics inside of how his hair was B.XF

XF cancelled cos of swine flu

tommygunner · 04-11-2009, 17:39

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Originally Posted by marianner

Jamie's bald shock, pics inside of how his hair was B.XF

Brilliant!

The current story on Lucie egging her ex-boyfriend's car (calling her "quite violent") verges on parody. . .

Reven · 04-11-2009, 19:53

John and Edward: actually a pair of robots controlled from under their desks by Simon and Louis. The real reason Louis moved seat was because he and Simon were getting them too far out of sync. Watch how they'll be sitting next to each other in another couple of weeks as the Twinbots become perfectly in sync!

tommygunner · 05-11-2009, 05:31

I read in another thread on here that John and Edward aren't virgins after all—they lost it to Susan Boyle in a caravan in Clacton whilst listening to Cheryl Cole's new single.

Or, as the Star will have it in tomorrow's editions: "According to Digital Spy..."

galena · 05-11-2009, 13:58

Jordan in love triangle with Twins as she desperately looks for another story to keep her mug in the tabloids. (On second thoughts remembering Gareth I shouldn't even joke about this

)

researchshirley · 05-11-2009, 14:04

There is one rumour doing the rounds (within the production company) which, if it made it to the papers would cause a bit of a stir. Sorry to tease but you won't hear it from me!

marianner · 05-11-2009, 14:06

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Originally Posted by galena

Jordan in love triangle with Twins as she desperately looks for another story to keep her mug in the tabloids. (On second thoughts remembering Gareth I shouldn't even joke about this

)

Throw in Peter and I think you are absolutely right

Ellef · 05-11-2009, 14:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by researchshirley

There is one rumour doing the rounds (within the production company) which, if it made it to the papers would cause a bit of a stir. Sorry to tease but you won't hear it from me!

Oooooo can you give us a little clue? Who is it about?

04-11-2009, 16:37	#1
wildyounghearts Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dublin (and Jedward land!) Services: Team John & Edward!!! Posts: 202	what x factor story will the tabloids make up next We' ve had lots of really ridiculous tabloid stores printed about X factor contestants in recent weeks- my favourite was that ridiculous 'Twins have nits' story- which was completely invented So what stories will the tabloids make up next?

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wildyounghearts Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dublin (and Jedward land!) Services: Team John & Edward!!! Posts: 202	double post Last edited by wildyounghearts : 04-11-2009 at 17:20. Reason: double post

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Lizzy11268 Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 6,152	I absolutely dread to think.

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Old.Tallen Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 568	Danyl is the secret love-child of Donnie and Marie Osmond

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mitacond Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 54,367	Goodnesss knows what will be next.

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marc822 Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 277	The twins are gang banging cheryl and danni.

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noorani Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,881	I would have put Joe down as Donny Osmand's secret lovechild. I keep expecting them to do a 'ting', with a little star next to his teeth when they do a close up shot of him.

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Green Goddess Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Gender: Not specified Location: Cambridge Services: Virgin Posts: 4,440	I dont know but MAKING them up is very revealing as it would seem people do realise most of them are made up utter garbage.

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randomkid Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 90	lloyd and joe are gay !.... oh wait

04-11-2009, 16:53	#9
tippytoes300 Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 168	Right here on DS we have a new story claiming that J&E are virgins. The article goes on to say that in their home town they are regarded as the village idiots.

04-11-2009, 16:54	#10
Glorfindel Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Bucks Posts: 17,833	This one is my favourite of the week. Play spot the errors! Although the twins apparently nearly causing a diplomatic incident is up there too...

04-11-2009, 16:59	#11
Slick Nick Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 581	Lenny Kravitz tells Jamie: 'I want my image back'. God proclaims Jon and Edward his real sons. Stacey Solomon rejected from Mensa for being too clever. etc.

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Deerd Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Perthshire Posts: 9,570	Danyl Involved In Our Princess's Death Conspiracy - The Express. The Twins Gallop Home With The Bookies - The Daily Mail... Read our exclusive which reveals the Twins do have Shergar hidden in their hair. Lord Lucan Spotted Snogging Sizzler Stacey - The Star... Read our shocking revelation that Dagenham Stacey is less Sweatheart more Cardiac Arrest as we reveal her tastes for necrophilia. Joe The Plank - Instrumental In Creation Of Crop Circles - The Telegraph Jamie - I'll Be The First Rocker On The Moon - The Sun... we follow Jamie in his quest to be the first rocker in space... Monday finds Jamie in Hollywood at Paramount on the lot on which the landings were filmed. Lloyd's Voice Abducted By Aliens - The Mirror... call 0800 987 9948 if you too have had bits abducted by aliens. Lucie Not From A Wee Village

04-11-2009, 17:08	#14
Satnavvy Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 760	And how many of these stories emerge from Cowell's PR?

04-11-2009, 17:34	#18
marianner Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 6,132	Dannii quits/fired hasn't been on for a few weeks now. Maybe with the interview they've given her a little break. Loads of pics of Stacey & Lucie together so maybe 'Stacey's lust for Lucie' or something else juicy Louis warns Simon I think will pop up Jamie's bald shock, pics inside of how his hair was B.XF XF cancelled cos of swine flu

04-11-2009, 19:53	#20
Reven Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Wanted! Dead or Alive! Posts: 1,107	John and Edward: actually a pair of robots controlled from under their desks by Simon and Louis. The real reason Louis moved seat was because he and Simon were getting them too far out of sync. Watch how they'll be sitting next to each other in another couple of weeks as the Twinbots become perfectly in sync!

05-11-2009, 05:31	#21
tommygunner Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 685	I read in another thread on here that John and Edward aren't virgins after all—they lost it to Susan Boyle in a caravan in Clacton whilst listening to Cheryl Cole's new single. Or, as the Star will have it in tomorrow's editions: "According to Digital Spy..."

05-11-2009, 13:58	#22
galena Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,385	Jordan in love triangle with Twins as she desperately looks for another story to keep her mug in the tabloids. (On second thoughts remembering Gareth I shouldn't even joke about this )

05-11-2009, 14:04	#23
researchshirley Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 557	There is one rumour doing the rounds (within the production company) which, if it made it to the papers would cause a bit of a stir. Sorry to tease but you won't hear it from me!