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Old 10-11-2009, 21:49   #1
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Another reason why Jamie isn't Rock

He's not even assaulted any journalists yet.

You'd think he'd be spoilt for choice with the number of photographers and reporters that camp outside the X Factor house 24/7.

The very least he should have done by now is smashed up a camera or two.

What a fraud.
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Old 10-11-2009, 21:50   #2
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LOL

I hope this isn't prophetic!!!
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Old 10-11-2009, 21:51   #3
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Rock stars don't go on talent shows...they make their names in pubs and clubs...
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Old 10-11-2009, 21:53   #4
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Well good luck to him for starting something different and injecting something different to the X factor
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Old 10-11-2009, 21:53   #5
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He's a pop star wannabe, on a pop show, singing sh*tty pop songs, so I don't think we need reasons why he isn't rock.

Mind you, if rock night was anything to go by, Simon Cowell and his assortment of goons seem to think artists like Katy Perry and Keane are 'rock', so I suppose rock is f**ked.
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Old 10-11-2009, 21:56   #6
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Not all rockstars act like idiots, throwing their weight around the place.
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:01   #7
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He sleeps in the X Factor house after the live shows... if he was really rock, he'd stay in a hotel so he could trash his room and throw his TV out the window
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:02   #8
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Also, I hear his guitar amp only goes up to 10...
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:03   #9
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Also, I hear his guitar amp only goes up to 10...
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:04   #10
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Not all rockstars act like idiots, throwing their weight around the place.
Rock star??

He hasn't even made it as a pop star yet!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:13   #11
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He's not even assaulted any journalists yet.

You'd think he'd be spoilt for choice with the number of photographers and reporters that camp outside the X Factor house 24/7.

The very least he should have done by now is smashed up a camera or two.

What a fraud.
LOL LOL you would be suprised the number of people who would believe this. Oh it is so different in real life.
They go home put on their velvet slippers and sit drinking a hot chocolate.

Early to be clean sheets
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:14   #12
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In order to be a rock star you have to do the following things:

(Stop me when it sounds familiar )

Have a brand new house in an episode of cribs
Have a bathroom you can play baseball in
Have a kingsize tub big enough for 10 plus yourself
Have a credit card that's got no limit
Have a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Join the mile high club at 37 thousand feet
Have a new tour bus full of old guitars
Have your own star on Hollywood Boulevard (somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for you)
Trade this life for fortune and fame
Cut your hair and change your name
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
Get girls easily and drugs cheap
Stay skinny 'cause you just won't eat
Hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars
Hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary and today's who's who
Have a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Sing those songs that offend the censors
Pop your pills from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all your songs
Lip sync 'em every night so you don't get 'em wrong

...

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Old 10-11-2009, 22:15   #13
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Rock star??

He hasn't even made it as a pop star yet!
No one wants to be a pop star not these days Good on Jamie.
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:16   #14
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He's not even assaulted any journalists yet.

You'd think he'd be spoilt for choice with the number of photographers and reporters that camp outside the X Factor house 24/7.

The very least he should have done by now is smashed up a camera or two.

What a fraud.
Cheryl should have been his mentor.

She could have taught him how to assault members of the public and she'd never have dreamed of giving a cheesy number like Unchained Melody.

Cheryl is the Queen of Rock!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:16   #15
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In order to be a rock star you have to do the following things:

(Stop me when it sounds familiar )

Have a brand new house in an episode of cribs
Have a bathroom you can play baseball in
Have a kingsize tub big enough for 10 plus yourself
Have a credit card that's got no limit
Have a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Join the mile high club at 37 thousand feet
Have a new tour bus full of old guitars
Have your own star on Hollywood Boulevard (somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for you)
Trade this life for fortune and fame
Cut your hair and change your name
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
Get girls easily and drugs cheap
Stay skinny 'cause you just won't eat
Hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars
Hide out in the private rooms with the latest dictionary and today's who's who
Have a drug dealer on speed dial, well
Sing those songs that offend the censors
Pop your pills from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

...

LOve it lovecat
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:17   #16
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Cheryl should have been his mentor.

She could have taught him how to assault members of the public and she'd never have dreamed of giving a cheesy number like Unchained Melody.

Cheryl is the Queen of Rock!
LOL Rock on man.
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:19   #17
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Jamie doesn't even bite the heads off live animals!!!!

I mean, what gives? Rock star my arse!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:20   #18
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LOL Rock on man.
It's true! You couldn't get more rock'n'roll than the dustbin lid dress.

Hell - that chick just doesn't care.

Yer!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:20   #19
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No one wants to be a pop star not these days Good on Jamie.
If you think about it, he already turned his back on rock when he auditioned.

No rock star worth his salt would audition for the x-factor!

I think he wants to be a pop star quite badly, they all do, that's why they are there.

He'd have no credibility as a rock star now, apart from with some people who watch the x-factor who seem to think he is a rock star already (for no reason I can think of?)
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:20   #20
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It's true! You cou'dn't get more rock'n'roll than the dustbin lid dress.

Hell - that chick just doesn't care.

Yer!
She didn't even wear a bra that night!

BURN THE BRA!!!

Jamie needs to start wearing one just so he can stop again in protest!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:22   #21
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She didn't even wear a bra that night!

BURN THE BRA!!!

Jamie needs to start wearing one just so he can stop again in protest!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:23   #22
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He'd have no credibility as a rock star now, apart from with some people who watch the x-factor and think he is a rock star already (for no reason I can think of?)
Yeah, I'm at a loss too. He meets none of the criteria I laid down earlier in the thread. What a poser!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:24   #23
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She didn't even wear a bra that night!

BURN THE BRA!!!

Jamie needs to start wearing one just so he can stop again in protest!
Absolutely!

He should rip his bra off on stage and denounce his cumbersome attire while shouting in a really angry voice!
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:25   #24
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Rock stars don't go on talent shows...they make their names in pubs and clubs...
They do indeed - still he has to have a break from the old routine now and again.
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Old 10-11-2009, 22:26   #25
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Absolutely!

He should rip his bra off on stage and denounce his cumbersome attire while shouting in a really angry voice!
LOL now what a wonderful idea.
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