Steve Jones T4 Presenter - Page 2 - Showbiz

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 10:01

No doubt Steve Jones would claim to have ordered the 'Extra Large' version.

MaxCherry · 22-04-2007, 10:02

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What do you do with it? Display it on the mantelpiece or something?

Back Scratcher?
Door Stop?
Dog Toy?

MaxCherry · 22-04-2007, 10:02

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No doubt Steve Jones would claim to have ordered the 'Extra Large' version.

From what I can remember it was big black and shiny

john-stirling · 22-04-2007, 10:03

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From what I can remember it was big black and shiny

You know too much

22-04-2007, 10:03

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We could post them online anonymously and try and guess the member

hahah yeah the new sunday morning pass time, whose snatch is that?

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 10:04

We'd better shut up - ITV might use this idea for a new quiz phone-in show.

22-04-2007, 10:06

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We'd better shut up - ITV might use this idea for a new quiz phone-in show.

We can then claim royalties right?

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 10:08

Good idea. We could make a packet.

22-04-2007, 10:09

Yeah, fair play, ITV get 10% we get the rest.

thecreepingmess · 22-04-2007, 11:26

Steve Jones' Cloned Bone

MaxCherry · 22-04-2007, 11:28

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Steve Jones' Cloned Bone

See...I knew I didnt dream it

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 11:55

Doesn't he look proud?

22-04-2007, 11:59

oh lord, but that does explain him pulling all those women lol

john-stirling · 22-04-2007, 11:59

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oh lord, but that does explain him pulling all those women lol

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 12:01

Is it to scale?

john-stirling · 22-04-2007, 12:03

I suppose the real difference is that the guys can actually use their bones but the women's snatches are just for show

cybergirl3 · 22-04-2007, 12:04

His an average looking guy, but he is really really nice and friendly. I guess that is why he was able to get Pam and Halle.

john-stirling · 22-04-2007, 12:05

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His an average looking guy, but he is really really nice and friendly. I guess that is why he was able to get Pam and Halle.

Or he just shows them his mould, presenting it like an Oscar and they... erm.... well you know

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 12:09

Halle and Pamela were obviously very impressed.

john-stirling · 22-04-2007, 12:12

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Halle and Pamela were obviously very impressed.

Well i'm sure Pam was less impressed with Steve after she married Tommy coz he's...... well lets just say he's a little BIGGER

Stewing · 22-04-2007, 12:32

He is the most arrogant narcissistic **** ever.He seems to tihnk he is gods gift to females ...

Sloopy · 22-04-2007, 12:34

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He is the most arrogant narcissistic **** ever.He seems to tihnk he is gods gift to females ...

Oh but he is. Haven't you seen the cloned bone?

Sayhey · 22-04-2007, 14:35

Hes lovely

The Prumeister · 22-04-2007, 14:38

He has absolutely zilch charisma and an air of superciliousness that seems to suggest 'I don't need a personality cos all these women want to sleep with me'.

Watching him and June Sarpong is like being submerged in a vat of treacle whilst walking on hot coals.

22-04-2007, 14:46

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Damn!! Still not my size

You're smaller than 2 inches??

22-04-2007, 10:01	#26
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	No doubt Steve Jones would claim to have ordered the 'Extra Large' version.

22-04-2007, 10:04	#31
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	We'd better shut up - ITV might use this idea for a new quiz phone-in show.

22-04-2007, 10:08	#33
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	Good idea. We could make a packet.

22-04-2007, 10:09	#34
IndigoGirl Posts: n/a	Yeah, fair play, ITV get 10% we get the rest.

22-04-2007, 11:26	#35
thecreepingmess Inactive Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Services: Freeview, Be, X-Box 360, Wii & Nintendo DS Posts: 2,907	Steve Jones' Cloned Bone

22-04-2007, 11:55	#37
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	Doesn't he look proud?

22-04-2007, 11:59	#38
IndigoGirl Posts: n/a	oh lord, but that does explain him pulling all those women lol

22-04-2007, 12:01	#40
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	Is it to scale?

22-04-2007, 12:03	#41
john-stirling Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: GONE! Posts: 7,691	I suppose the real difference is that the guys can actually use their bones but the women's snatches are just for show

22-04-2007, 12:04	#42
cybergirl3 Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Services: Hip to be square! Posts: 18,945	His an average looking guy, but he is really really nice and friendly. I guess that is why he was able to get Pam and Halle.

22-04-2007, 12:09	#44
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,738	Halle and Pamela were obviously very impressed.

22-04-2007, 12:32	#46
Stewing Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Planet Zog Services: BT Openworld Broadband Posts: 15,247	He is the most arrogant narcissistic **** ever.He seems to tihnk he is gods gift to females ...

22-04-2007, 14:35	#48
Sayhey Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Manchester Services: Virgin Media 10MB, TV/Phone/Freeview Posts: 185	Hes lovely

22-04-2007, 14:38	#49
The Prumeister Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oxford Services: Sky+,NTL Broadband Posts: 11,923	He has absolutely zilch charisma and an air of superciliousness that seems to suggest 'I don't need a personality cos all these women want to sleep with me'. Watching him and June Sarpong is like being submerged in a vat of treacle whilst walking on hot coals.